False pride

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , on July 19, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

There are conversations we have with friends and family :
It was really buzzing in the pub yesterday. Yes.
We went to see an awesome band last week. Yes.
The best movie I’ve seen in years. Yes
Our holiday was so relaxing. Yes.
We had the fantastic sex last night. I was so wet we had to wring the sheets out. Continue reading

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Posted in Members only on July 18, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

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The chicken or the egg?

Posted in Sex on my own on July 16, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often that I have a new sexual experience. But today,

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The other reason

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on July 8, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Having said yesterday that there’s still a small part of me that hopes that somehow my Wife might be encouraged / provoked into proudly releasing Her inner slut, there is another, more pragmatic reason why I’d like Her to find some of my porn / sex toys / more sexual clothing. Continue reading

How many?

Posted in Porn, Sex with other people with tags , , , on July 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Obviously my diatribe against Google censoring porn from my web searches wasn’t what lead them to relent, but I’m so please they have. Admittedly, if you want to see pornographic pictures of, for example, face sitting, it’s better to include the word porn in the search term, but if you do, you can see as much delightful deviancy as you’d like.

So thank you Google, for giving me my porn back.

Having searched Google for face sitting porn it crossed my mind to leave some such smut visible on my laptop for my Wife to find. Continue reading

If you can’t say something nice, say nothing

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on July 4, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When my Wife and I first started sleeping together, I slept on the right side of the bed. We moved the bed a couple of times, but this arranging remained. Then we moved house, and swapped sides. We moved the bed into a different room and swapped again. Then put the bed back in the first bedroom and swapped again. A few months ago we swapped again (in an attempt to relieve our respective neck pains) and that’s where we have stayed for the moment. The other things that stayed put were our respective bedside drawers. Amongst other things, these both contain our respective underwear.

I had been meaning to swap the cabinets for some time, but never got round to it. And then last week, out of the blue, my Wife did it herself. Continue reading

The joy of sport

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on July 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

How horny is sport?
Especially at the elite level.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not shape-ist, and if a woman knows how to have fun naked, I’m really not so fussy what shape or size she is.
But …

This week I’ve been watching Wimbledon, and I’ll nail my cock to the wall if tennis isn’t sexy.
We’re all familiar with the Tennis Girl poster of the 1970s …

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