They didn’t guess instantly?

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on August 18, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Forgive me Dear Reader, for I have been watching mindless drivel on TV. It was late, I was tired, though not quite enough to bed, and my brain had dropped into neutral. When what ever I was watching finished I carelessly just sat through the commercials and got sucked into the next show. It was drivel.

So why mention it?

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Visibly aroused

Posted in Porn, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , on August 16, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of times I know I’ve mentioned my increasing enjoyment of animated porno gifs, and I keep cumming across such images that are worth sharing. Cumming is an entirely appropriate word today as, not only have I been enjoying draining balls with the help of e-rotica, that’s also what my online porno image search lead me to. Figurative and literally. Orgasms.

Not I Images of men ejaculating and women squirting, as you might imagine; they Continue reading

5 reasons to fuck: a response.

Posted in Parentiing and sex on August 8, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Apparently there are 5 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Husband Every Night.
I’m quoting directly from the above article, but I shall be interjecting …
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Promotion orgasms

Posted in Porn, Sex on August 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

In case anyone wonders what I get from occasionally dropping links into my blog for Erika Lust, rest assured I don’t get anything for doing so. Or at least not if you discount the swelling warmth in my crotch I get from thinking that you, Dear Reader, might end up getting a similarly warm swelling, or better still, an electrifying wetness as a result off bringing her skin flicks to your attention.

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DLS #15 : Outlaw

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on August 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since I shared a DLS with you, Dear Reader. So I will amends.

As I sat at my desk, waiting for my computer to churn through some numbers, I picked up my smartphone and thumbed through some porn. I got even hornier, unsurprisingly, and felt like a wank. So I headed for the bedroom, pulled down my shorts and my white Moschino thong, and stroked my already engorged member. It felt good. It felt very good. My hand felt good around my cock. My swollen cock felt good in my hand. My foreskin felt good as I Continue reading

False pride

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , on July 19, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

There are conversations we have with friends and family :
It was really buzzing in the pub yesterday. Yes.
We went to see an awesome band last week. Yes.
The best movie I’ve seen in years. Yes
Our holiday was so relaxing. Yes.
We had the fantastic sex last night. I was so wet we had to wring the sheets out. Continue reading

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Posted in Members only on July 18, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

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