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Quintessence of quim

Posted in Dreaming of sex, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on October 20, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Two words not so commonly used.
Quim: /kwɪm / (n) Brit. vulgar slang. (Origin mid 18th century.) A woman’s genitals.
Quintessential: /ˌkwɪntɪˈsɛnʃ(ə)l / (adj) Representing the most perfect or typical example of a quality or class.

Quim is a word I have particular fondness for. It goes without saying that I love cunts, pussies, muffs, fanniesUK, twats, minges, what ever you like to call them, but I like quim as a word.

I was staying with a young prostitute in France, along with Continue reading

Would you like cream with that?

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on October 17, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Knowing what a connoisseur you are of fine coffee, Dear Reader, when I saw this Continue reading

The art of oral sex

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on October 15, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

A while back I mentioned one of my favorite (not quite) porno websites – Beautiful Agony – a portal for liberated pervs to share videos of themselves masturbating to orgasm.

WPba007The twist is that Continue reading

This is why the world is fucked up

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , on October 12, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

There are lots of reasons why the world is fucked up. Here are just two of them …

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El Diablo

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , on October 9, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When I suggested a few possible styles for pubic topiary back in Bolocks!!!!!, there were several voices amongst your number. Dear Reader, who suggested I should go for an El Diablo. At the time it was an aesthetic that I really wanted to try. Every time I’ve noticed my under carriage getting over grown since, I’ve said this time, this time I’ll getting an El Diablo, and Continue reading

20 days of foreplay

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on October 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When a friend of mine published a link to this on The Daily Mash, you know, Dear Reader, even though it is obviously meant with tongue firmly in cheek, I had to bite my tongue. Somehow it all just seemed too optimistic. 3 weeks foreplay? Really? Is that all? And assuming they’ll have sex at the end of that … well that’s if something desn’t derail their efforst in the first 3 minutes. Yeah. I really had to bite my tongue.


Couple begins three-week process of initiating sex

A COUPLE has begun the first tentative moves towards sexual intercourse before the end of October.

Stephen and Emma Malley, who have been together for 13 years, Continue reading


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