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The smell of fresh paint

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on September 10, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s an old saying in the UK that the Queen thinks the world smells of fresh paint.

As I got onto this busy train into The Big Smoke, all the seats in the carriage were taken. Finding a corner to prop myself against, I occupied myself listening in to other people’s conversations. A man sat behind me was doing his best to engage the woman opposite him in conversation. She has just flown into the country and this was his starting point to engage in social interaction. In the UK, one does not normally talk to strangers – we’re an odd bunch like that. But he was bucking the trend and working hard.

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I’m being used to advertise a sex toy

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on September 7, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s a long time since I paid much attention to my blog stats – who’s reading which posts and how they came to my blog. With my writing being less frequent than it once was, it has seemed less important. And I’ve came to realise a long time ago that my most read posts would probably always be my reviews of the Fleshlight and the Monkey Spanker and my discussion of ball stretching. Not what I’d most like to be renowned for, but if it helps guys know which wank toy to buy or, better still, if it helps wives and girlfriends know which wank toy to buy for their partners, I can’t complain. Hopefully those who’ve read these posts will delve a little deeper and read some of my other posts too.

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Three is not the magic number

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on September 5, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Damn I’m feeling horny today.
Yes, even more than usual.
Having fucked my Wife twice in the last couple of weeks, for the first time in 8 months, my lust has predictably gone through the roof.

Yesterday I woke almost as horny, reached for my Wife in bed and Continue reading

Should I tell?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife, Underwear with tags , , on September 4, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Me : Should I tell Her?
Dear Reader : Of course you should! By the way, just what are we talking about here?
Me : About my My little wooden chest of naughty secrets and my thong collection.
Dear Reader : Of course you should tell Her, you idiot. These are the things that you enjoy and define you sexually and to deprive yourself of your own pleasure is crazy. She needs to know who you are sexually and you are being disloyal to yourself if you do not. Tell Her. Tell Her! Tell Her!!!
Me : I think we may have had this conversation before.

And you know what, Dear Reader, today, there’s a big part of me

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The morning after

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on September 3, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

If you haven’t read yesterday’s news, it gives this post context.

The alarm clock broke the morning at 7am, marking the end of the holidays. Back to the office for my Wife. She went for a shower – to wash the sweat and stains of the previous night’s sex from Her body.

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Not another new begining?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , on September 2, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Having bought the new TV, we don’t quite have room for it on the old TV stand, so We cant quite get it facing the sofa just yet. (I know this sounds boring and mundane, Dear Reader, but bear with me.) A consequence is that a better viewing angle is from one end of the sofa, and that meant We ended up sofa-spooning. (I’m not sure that’s quite the right way to describe it, but I’m sure you can figure out what I mean.)

The night before, I’d made  point of not hiding my semi when I went to bed and, although I was pretty confident my Wife had

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