One of my readers recently informed me that Lovehoney will send you sex toys to review, and then allow you to keep them for free. (Terms and conditions apply.) So I’ve been perusing their wares over the last couple of days.
They have some very tempting product ranges and it’s good to see that, not only are sex toy designers deliciously innovative, they also have a sense of humor. Which is why this caught my eye.
It’s a cock ring with counter.
Just like a pedometer, it has a motion sensor in it, and each time it’s jolted, the displayed count is incremented. Wear it round the base of your cock, and it will count the thrust as you slam into your partner’s welcoming cunt. Beautifully simple.
The marketing spiel says it counts BPM or Bonks Per Minute, and I guess you could use it as part of an exercise regime, to keep track of the calories you burn from fucking. But I’m sorely tempted to get one just to find out the average number of strokes it takes me to jerk off.