After yesterday’s campsite lust, we’re back home. The sun is shining, I haven’t got round to having a wank for several days, and I’m still as horny as a rabbit doped up on Viagra and rhino horn. The sun is out. I’m awake early, and tossing off in the garden whilst basking in the early morning sunlight is soooooooooooo tempting.
If only the neighbours hadn’t been chopping things up in their garden over the winter, I might still have a secluded spot where I could get out, get naked, and get off.