You get to pick just one

An oft heard conversation in the pub runs along the lines of “If you could fuck just one famous person of the same sex, who would it be?” Obviously this assumes that the conversation is held exclusively amongst exclusively straight people. And that’s just discrimination, up with which I will not put! And so it got me wondering:

If exclusively gay men and women could have sex with just one famous person of the opposite sex, who would top the list?

Unfortunately I cannot completely break down the walls of discrimination in terms of gender orientation and include the Bi community in this because … well, it just doesn’t work, does it? So sorry to all my lovely Bi Readers, but lets face it, you do have the best of both worlds already 😉

NB. This is entirely frivolous and is not intended to offend anyone, of any sexual orientation.

18 Responses to “You get to pick just one”

  1. I agree. I think bisexuals really do have it best. Then again I think everyone , in some more or less obscure corner of their sexuality, is bi. So we all have it best. (?)

    I’m alone and feeling like writing. So that’s what I’m gonna do. I’m becoming a closet writer. LOL. An accidental writer.

  2. Gillian Colbert Says:

    Hmmm … interesting question … my personal answer was always the singer Lauryn Hill. She is beautiful and sensual and her lips are amazing. If I was ever going to swing for the home team, it would be with her.

  3. Gillian Colbert Says:

    Not really … I’ve lived a very sheltered life in many ways 😉

  4. Gillian Colbert Says:

    You know what … I actually asked my guy about toys and he said he wasn’t opposed!!! Show’s what I know … but my relationship makes you and your wife’s look healthy and completely functional! We’ll see if we get there.

    Also, sex toys are actually banned in my state ;-(

    • Woohoo … on the asking front.
      I’ll take your word … on the disfunctional front.
      And What The Fuck… on the banned sex toys front. You can carry a concealed fire arm but not a Rampant Rabbit? You guys need another Amendment : the right to bear down on a dildo!!!

  5. If I had to pick a girl–Charlize Theron

  6. Gillian Colbert Says:

    “And What The Fuck… on the banned sex toys front. You can carry a concealed fire arm but not a Rampant Rabbit? You guys need another Amendment : the right to bear down on a dildo!!!”

    I laughed so hard at this I almost choked!! I know, right??? How stupid! You actually have to fill out a “medical” questionnaire in order to buy a dildo in this state! I’m curious as hell though, I’ve wanted a toy for a while. I don’t know if they will ship to my state. I’ll have to find out …*off to google sex toys*

    Signed,

    The Little Weirdo 😉

    • A medical questionnaire? Do the doctors masturbate you if you’re hysterical still? I thought you were living in America, not the Victorian era. But I’m curious – when do doctors approve a dildo, and when to they refuse? (Serious question.)
      I’m pretty sure Woman writes reviews of sex toys so I think you should pick her brains on this one, get one online (surely the authorities don’t open your post as well?!), and then tell us all the hot, horny, slippery, scream-the-house-down details with us. (I promise I won’t use that info to jerk off to. Promise!)

  7. Gillian Colbert Says:

    “But I’m curious – when do doctors approve a dildo, and when to they refuse? (Serious question.)”

    I don’t know … that’s the answer to that. It’s a good question and should I go down that path, I’ll let you know.

    As for the rest, I’ll have to see if they ship to my state. Sometimes, you can’t get things delivered where there are laws on the books. For instance, you can’t receive shredded tobacco in the mail in VA so tobacco purveyors won’t ship it if the delivery address is in VA. America is just weird about some things.

    • “Doctor, doctor, please help me! I’m desperate for a fuck.”
      I’d suggest “weird” is being kind VIRGINia in the context of the the etymological irony! I think I’ll stick to the UK’s idiosyncrasies.

  8. Gillian Colbert Says:

    LOL … probably for the best!

  9. I’m bi so I can’t answer, but it’s a great question!

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