Up all night

According to Wikipedia, nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep or when waking up. In the real world we all know this as Morning Glory, or waking up with a raging hard-on. Apparently it usually happens three to five times during the night … usually during REM sleep [though] the cause of NPT is not known with certainty.

To my mind “they” seem to be missing the obvious here, that being REM sleep, the state in which we are known to dream most.

Men are sexual creatures, we think about sex a lot. If popular mythology is to be believed, we think about sex every 7 seconds. But social repression, and the evolutionary need to concern ourselves with sustaining activities such as eating and battling for superiority, determine that it is impractical for the waking mind to just think about sex. So we are programmed to suppress sexual thoughts and not walk around all day with boners. (Though I’m sure I could point a finger, or more appropriately, point an engorged member at at least 3 or 4 of my friskier readers who would wish we would. You know who you are.)

However, when we are asleep, no such constraints, conscious or subconscious, are in place. When asleep, the male mind is free to fantasise about fucking, fucking, fucking, and more fucking. And the natural consequence of that is obviously an erection. QED.

(I suspect there may also be another factor, but one that is not pertinent to the tale which I shall relate shortly. One partner of the erect penis is a swollen prostate gland …

… which in part inhibits urinating by constricting the urethra. Having been asleep for several hours, most of us have fairly full bladders, and it seems reasonable that pissing ourselves in the night is not particularly desirable, so the unconscious mind makes it harder for us to do so by inflating the prostate, which just happens to use the same mechanism as penile erections. Problem solved. Whilst I am no biologist, this seems pretty logical to me. But I digress …)

For a rare night, I am away from home. I am away from the family for a full 36hrs. And on such rare occasions, I usually like to play with sex in some or other way I am not usually free to do at home. As you will know from my purchase history, I own a CB6000s male chastity device, and on this familial break my chosen play has been to lock up my cock for the duration.

One day I will get round to telling you all about this toy, but for now it is enough to say that there is a thick plastic ring that fits around your shaft behind your balls (much like a cock ring) and a rigid curved sheath to encase your flaccid dick, and the whole thing padlocks together so you couldn’t shove your tools into a bodily orifice if you wanted.

The CB6000 also stops you masturbating in two ways. Firstly there’s the obvious way – your tool is imprisoned in a rigid plastic tube and you just can’t get at it. Secondly, and this is likely to be of more interest to the BDSM crowd, it stops you getting an erection. Well, that’s not strictly true. You can get hard, but assuming your cock increases in length, and you have chosen the appropriate size of components, your swelling prick will force the whole contraption forward, pulling forward the ring behind your balls , and exerting an increasing amount of pressure on your nuts as they are pulled away from their natural position. Ouch! And I guess for some, that is part of the fun. But for me, it is not. Anyway …

I chose to wear my chastity cage from the time I left home to the time I return, without exception. (I could have left the padlock key at home, but I prefer to err on the side of caution and opt for self discipline – you never know what might go wrong.) And that meant keeping it on over night.

For reasons I shall explain another time, on this occasion I chose to wear a ring one size smaller than usual. And this may have been my undoing. As I lay in bed, naked but for my cock’s restraint, I tried to do a little catching up on some of the lovely sexy blog entries I have missed during my recent absence from WP Sex Blog Central. Guess what, Dear Readers, your tales and musings of horniness got me a little turned on. And a little hard. And as you might expect, my balls got a little uncomfortable. So I sadly put the blogs away and lay down to sleep.

Maybe wearing the CB6000s is a turn on in itself. (Oh who am I kidding? Of course it is!) Maybe your sexy blog posts set the wheels in motion in my subconscious mind. Maybe i just think about sex every 7 seconds. But what ever the reason, I was woken by my swelling prick and the accompanying squeezing of my bollocks 6 times in the first 1hr 40min. (Ok. So that’s roughly 17min not 7sec, but you get the point.) And eventually I just had to free my turgid tool and torture testicles just so I could get some sleep.

My mission to stay constrained for 36hrs may have failed, but it did illustrate one point for me: I have always know that a high percentage of my dreams involved sex, but if I’m getting hard nearly 4 times an hour every night, there are far more hard core porn movies getting screened in my dormant head than even I had imagined. Morning Glory doesn’t even come into it if I’m actually up all night.

24 Responses to “Up all night”

  1. Very interesting! Does it make it difficult to urinate with that on?!

    • No. It’s designed with a hole in the end to piss through.
      Keep an eye out for “Everything you ever wanted to know about the CB6000s but were afraid to ask”, cumming to a screen near you very soon.

  2. Wow! Um why do you wear it? I am sooooo curious…
    Please enlighten us to why you are so kinky…

  3. Gillian Colbert Says:

    Loved this and the pic! Like Sophia, I’m quite curious as to your choice to wear it ….

  4. I… um… don’t quite know how to respond. 🙂 Kinda at a loss for words here Accidental… Seems horrible to me. 36 hours with no private touches. Damn. But do love the pic!

  5. I don’t get it. Why would you want to wear that for 36 hours? I’m relieved that you finally took it off. Ouch!

  6. Can I just speak for everybody, and say that you are a tease! 🙂

  7. Can’t wait for the back story, AM! Take your time. We just miss you when you’re gone from us (WP Sex Blog Central – or whatever it was you called us :))

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