Exhibitionism – a loyalty scheme

It may be arrogance, but I like to think that my blogging is not a purely selfish process. Sure, I get off on knowing that someone else is interested in what I say – that’s just the kind of normal egotism that we all have. And many of your comments suggest that on occasions I have the ability to turn some of you on, which massages my ego even more than I tend to massage my own cock. But I like to think that there’s something in it for you too, Dear Reader. So I’d like to give something back.

When I reviewed both the Fleshlight and Monkey Spanker, there was a big part of me that wanted to actually show you my toys in action. But it was always my intention to use my blog to bare my sole, not my body. There are pictures of me naked elsewhere online, and I like the fact that, if your pulse has increased it is because of the images you have created in your own heads as a response to my words. That said, I have occasionally contemplated having a little corner my blog turned over to my inner exhibitionist,

It is entirely possible that I am wrong on this, but in a recent blog I added an explicit picture of an almost completely displayed male crotch. From a couple of the subsequent comments, I get the impression some of my readers may assume it was me in the picture. Irrespective of whether they were correct, the feedback was positive and so I believe there may be an apatite for a little more nudity.

As I do not want to take attention away from my words, and because not everyone wants to have pictures of a naked, middle aged man spread eagled over their computer screens (and lets face, beauty is in the eye of the beholder), there is a catch. I shall post some pictures of myself and they will be sexually explicit, but I shall also implement a loyalty scheme, whereby the pages and/or blog entires are password protected and there are some membership rules for the AM Porn Club.

1. The password will be issued entirely at my own discretion, and only upon request. If you don’t want to see them, I shall neither be waving my cock in your face, nor shall I put temptation in your way.
2. The password will only be issued to those over the age where they are legally entitled to view sexual images. If I am in any doubt of someone’s age, their access to this material will be instantly withdrawn, in as much as I am able so to do.
3. Because I want people to read my posts more than I want them to see me naked, the password will not be issued unless you have commented on at least 3 of my blog posts (excluding this one). And I’m sorry, a smiley face doesn’t count as a comment.
4. Password requests must be received by email. (I’m pretty certain that, if you have commented on a post, I will have almost certainly replied, and you should therefore have my email address. (If it turns out I’m wrong about this, I shall amend this rule.)
5. You can assume the password will change periodically. This is not to stop people viewing the pictures, but just to make sure people are still reading. Skulking around in the bushes with a pair of binoculars is not friendly, and there is no such thing as a free lunch … though I havent quite figured out the implications of this yet.
6. This is back datable, so if you’ve already commented, you have probably already earned your membership. Just send me an email straight away.
7. The need for comments may be waived if …
   1. you can point me towards three blog post of your own that I find sexually arousing and …
   2. you submit a sexually explicit photo of yourself next to a computer screen displaying one of my recent blog entries. (This is not an invitation to swap pictures, merely an initiation task.)
8. Requests for photo subjects are welcomed, and may be entertained, but there is no guarantee they will be met.
9. It’s my blog and my photos, and I reserve the right to change any or all of the rules at any time.

you can point me towards three blog post of your own that I find sexually arousing.

you submit a sexually explicit photo of yourself next to a computer screen displaying one of my recent blog entries. (This is not an invitation to swap pictures, merely an initiation task.) If your uncertain of the degree of appropriate nudity, always remember, less is most definitely not more.

Requests for photo subjects are welcomed, and may be entertained, but there is no guarantee they will be met.

It’s my blog, and my photos and I reserve the right to change any or all of the rules at any time.

Now the question is, does anyone want to take me up on this? I wait with bated breath, camera in one hand, and the other down my pants.