DLS #6 : Wank, rest and play

I’m working from home today. Actually I’ve been tied to my desk all weekend (no, not literally, you naughty, naughty people) and I will be increasingly so, over the next month or two. And with school holidays over, I’m home alone all day. I’ve got a lot of work to do in the next 6hrs, at which time I have to do the school run, but in the meantime that doesn’t stop me playing … with myself.

Inspired by a small detail in Taking control of the situation and the latest Members only post, I’ve reached into my Little Wooden Chest of Naughty Secrets today and pulled out two of my ball stretchers. The bolt together steel collars.

To wear these to their best effect means a day standing up, so both the weights and your balls hang down. (Ok, so to wear these to their best effect actually means kneeling up, behind someone else, with your cock pounding away at their willing orifice, and the weight of the collars making your balls swing heavily back and forth with each thrust … but let’s not get pedantic about these things.) Spending the day sat down does not make the most of the experience, as there’s no swing, no significant dangle, and even their raison d’être, to stretch your scrotum and spermatic chords, and train your tackle to hang a little lower, is somewhat diminished. But that doesn’t mean they are not gorgeous to wear.

Those with a password for the Members Only pages will already be able to see what these look like in action, and more will be available soon. For those who do not wish to see the pictures, let me tell you about them.

They each consist of a polished steel doughnut, about ½” thick, a little less than 2½” in diameter, and with a bore of 1½”, and weigh about 7oz. These are cut in half, and the two parts are placed around your scrotum, just above your balls, and then bolted together with a pair of allen head bolts. I find the process of putting them on easiest a) if my body temperature is reasonably high (so my sack is relaxed to start with) and b) by securing a thin leather buckled strap (see picture) around my scrotum first. This allows me to use both hands to get a collar in place and bolted together, before removing the strap.

I usually start with one stretcher, and allow my balls to relax for an hour or so. At which point my sack is usually sufficiently distended to get the second collar on in comfort. At which point I have nearly 1lbs of steel gently tugging on my nuts. Hmmmmmmm.

As an extra titillation for today, I am also naked from the waist down. I would be completely naked were it not for the fact that my first floor home-office window (I believe in the US you call it the second storey) overlooks the street. And as much as I’d very much like one or two of our female neighbours to see me in a sexually compromising position, they might not be so keen.

8 Responses to “DLS #6 : Wank, rest and play”

  1. Ok… I might have to see that in action. 🙂

  2. I still can’t get over how pretty that hardware is.

  3. Buddy, I’m glad you’re writing more. I missed your kinky male toys…

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