Photo bucket

Many people have sexual bucket lists, and if the recent Relate/Ann Summers survey is to be believed, top of the list are threesomes, outdoor sex, bondage, anal sex and using sex toys with a partner. Without wanting to brag, been there, done that. With the exception of a threesome anyway (which isn’t something I’m particularly interested in), I’ve done all of those. That’s not to say I couldn’t probably come up with a sexual bucket list if I tried, but nearly all the things that would go on it right now, I’ve already done. The only difference being I’d like to do them with my Wife. But as I lay in bed at 4am this morning, stroking my erect cock amidst my insomnia, I remembered something I could actually put on a list.

I have recently rediscovered an old hobby: photography. I’ve only ever been a keen amateur at best, I’m no artistic visionary, and certainly no David Bailey or Ken Marcus, but I know my aperture from my exposure and like to think have some idea of how to compose a shot.

As you know, another long standing hobby of mine, in terms of consumption at least, is pornography. You can see where this is going, can’t you Dear Reader?! Well just in case you can’t …

A couple of years back, I came up with the idea of posting an ad on Gumtree, or something like that, looking for a local M/F couple prepared to get naked and fuck, suck and generally play with each other’s erogenous zones, whilst being told where to stick what. And then I’d poke a camera lens at their writhing bodies whilst being close enough to inhale their juices. (Sadly it seems Gumtree no longer have a section for NSA sex contacts, but there’s always the likes of AFF, so that’s no major stumbling block.)

I like the idea of taking some real close-ups. Gratuitously close close-ups. Close enough you can see how the pussy stretches around the shaft. Close enough to see how the foreskin blanches between the teeth. Close enough that a clit almost fills the frame, and becomes an abstract form. Close enough that you can see the texture of the glans, the wetness of the cunt, the veins of the cock, the undulations of shaved hair follicles. And in the viewers mind, all but smell that sweet scent of juices, cum and sweat.

And just to make it erotica, as opposed to porn, shoot it all in black and white.

(For the record, I don’t want to join in. Seriously. Well, I might be tempted when a dripping pussy is slamming down on a rigid tool only inches from my face, but I’d hope I’d be able to resist any urges … or invitations. It’s just about the art.)

Any volunteers?

9 Responses to “Photo bucket”

  1. I’d like to watch… but that’s a bit like a mirror reflecting a mirror isn’t it… watching you watch…

  2. Gillian Colbert Says:

    No volunteers here, but I too like close, close ups. I’d love to see whatever you produce for sure. 😉

  3. confessionsofyourhusbandsmistress Says:

    This is a great idea and I hope you can show us some of your work!

  4. sexuallifeofawife Says:

    Would love to see your work!

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