Nomenclature

… and then we had sex.
Oh come on, Dear Reader, of course we didn’t. You should know better than that. It’s been about 4 months since I last sheathed my weapon in anything more than my fist, and I hope you have enough faith in my indiscretion to know that I would have told you were it otherwise. “… and then we had sex” was just a throw-away line from a book I’m reading. (I should also add it’s not a book with any significant sexual content.)

So why mention it? Well it struck me as not a particularly uncommon phrase, we had sex, but one which is not a little flaccid.
It’s a bit like saying and then we had toast.
Sex, this glorious union of love and passion, desire and instinct, lust and hedonism, sweat and juices, hard pounding thrusts and soft yielding flesh, eruptions of endorphins and ejaculate. Reduced to … and then we had sex.

It’s dismissive. Perfunctory. Disposable. (Though I concede the act is precisely that, on occasions.)

We fucked like rabbits.
Now that’s more like it.
Continents shook as we broke the bed.
Absolutely.
I fucked his brains into the middle of next week.
I pounded her cunt as if her life depended upon it.
We rode each other till our skins were raw.

These seem appropriate.
The passion was so intense you’d have needed a crow bar to break our union.
There was nothing between us except love, sweat and cum.

That’s more like it.
Time stood still as we desolved into eachother’s bodies.
Love incarnate.

Fuck, yes!
But … and then we had sex.
Quite frankly I don’t know why you bothered. Get you arse out of bed and (to paraphrase Boy George) have a cup of fucking tea!

9 Responses to “Nomenclature”

  1. dawninflux Says:

    Good post.

    How is the swimming? And are your arms not as tired to masterbate afterwards? I’ve spent too long at the sex toy site. I even cross checked other site’s products and prices. Sigh. 🙂

    I was wondering how you were. Take care ~

  2. Hyacinth Says:

    AM!! I’ve missed you!! I’m sorry you haven’t had sex in so long; I know that must be tough. You were so hopeful sounding back during the holidays…

  3. Gillian Colbert Says:

    I couldn’t agree more … you’ll never read “and then they had sex” from me!

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