Twat-ter

The time has finally come for me to get with the program and join the Twitter generation. Or as I prefer to think about it Twatter.

Obviously I’m not very good at being succinct, and 140 characters is going to be a bit limiting, so I’ve no idea how long I’ll be able to keep it up. (See what I did there? Keep it up.) I’ve not entirely thought this through, and I’m not sure quite what I’ll be Twatting about – obviously it’ll be about sex, I might let you know every time I tug myself off, I might tell you when I wander into a sex shop, or watch some porn, or see the back of a g-string peepiing over the top of a pair of jeans – who knows. But I hope I can come up with something to titilate between blog posts.

If you’d like to sign up for my Twats you can find me @A_Masturbator
(Irritatingly, Twatter won’t allow me enough characters in my user name to have @AccidentalMasturbator and someone has alreaady registered @AMasturbator.)

Equally, if you Twat yourself, let me know who you are so I can watch your Twats.

9 Responses to “Twat-ter”

  1. I Twiddle. My Twat, that is. I couldn’t resist.

    Bisous,
    Dawn

  2. Gillian Colbert Says:

    LOL .. you two crack me up. I’m @GillianColbert … but I’m a very boring twatter on twitter. I’m much better twiddling my twat in real time 😉

    • I’m already follwing you Gillian. (You really should more of an active interest in who’s stalking you.)
      I’m afraid I can’t promise my Twats are going to be nearly as interesting as your Twats … or your twat.

      • Gillian Colbert Says:

        Huh!! I usually get a notification of all new twits on my trail, but I didn’t see one for you. I must check this!

        LOL … love ya, AM. Just love ya.

  3. twat follower coming up…

  4. freechick Says:

    Hmm. Can’t seem to find you…

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