One Inch Wank

Girls, you’ve got it easy! The clitoris makes you supremely equipped for covert wanking. For men, it’s not so easy. We mostly need to simulate a thrusting motion to suitably stimulate ourselves, which is not exactly conducive to secrecy. Not the case with a clit. You will know, far better than I, what tingling delights can result from just half an inch of reciprocating finger movement. (And if you don’t know this, what the hell have you been doing? Get your hand in your panties right now and start tickling your clit! You’ll be amazed at what you’ve been missing.)

When insomnia hits me in the middle of the night, or I wake earlier than I need, often I lie in bed next to my sleeping Wife and play with my cock. It’s invariably hard at such times, my hand is naturally drawn to it, and I like wanking, a lot, so it’s pretty much inevitable. To get myself off properly, to vent my spunk and angst, I usually need to have a good hard thrash at my member, but the frenetic pumping my tool needs to erupt is pretty much guaranteed to wake my Wife. And I’ve told you before I feel no need to do this, either for Her benefit or mine, but I’m sure I’m not alone in finding it deeply unsatisfying to start, only to have to stop short of climactic stickiness.

Brief: develope a technique for male masturbation that requires minimal movement and does not present a significant disturbance hazard to other persons occupying the same bed. Must provide sufficient stimulation to result in ejaculation.

So just as Bruce Lee mastered the one inch punch, I have developed a wanking technique I think of as my One Inch Wank.

The key to my one inch wank is that it can be performed without any significant movement of the wrist or forearm. My hand does not need to glide up and down my shaft. Instead it is mostly focused on my glans, and specifically around the ridge where it joins my shaft. My foreskin needs to be pulled back, preferably quite hard, to expose as much of the most sensitive skin as possible. Some preliminary stroking of my balls and shaft draws the first dribbles of pre-cum from my prostate and, once my helmet is nicely lubed, my wank begins in earnest. (I could use a little spit, but its not nearly as slippery or long lasting as pre-cum.) Grasping my cock with my fist, as for a conventional tug, my thumb rubs the ridge of my helmet with building speed. Intermittently I’ll flick my thumb up over my tip, either to stimulate my frenulum or to redistribute any further dribbles of pre-cum I have drawn. Let me show you …


(Sorry to disappoint those who would have liked to see me demonstrate with my penis, but that sort of thing is strictly for Members Only posts, and we don’t have any plastic phalluses in our house, so I had to make do with a carrot. But we’ve all been there, haven’t we Dear reader?)

This thumb action is often combined with my ripple wank. Unless you’re familiar with the process of peristalsis, this is quite difficult to explain, other than to say I ripple my fingers, squeezing my shaft with each digit in turn, creating a wave that travels along my dick. Thankfully, as I have my trusty carrot to hand, it’s much easier to show you.

Obviously there are other stimulations I can add (tugging on my balls, pinching my nipples, etc) but you don’t need me to explain those, Dear Reader, do you? But the one additional thing I do find I need to drain my balls, is some tension – as my orgasm rises I clench every muscle in my body, from jaws to toes, so my body is a rigid as my dick. Occasionally it his results in cramp, especially in my calves, and I have to back off for a moment – my orgasm inevitably dissipates along with the lactic acid, but it’s rare that I can’t get it back.

So problem solved. Well, almost. The one inch wank does allow me to get myself off without rousing my bedfellow, but invariably I don’t allow myself to cum: I have solved the problem of how to make myself shoot my load, but not of what to do with my freshly spilled jizz. Girls, you have it easy there too.

Footnote: If tugging on your todger has become a bit of a bore, or your partner looks disinterested when your pumping away at his shaft with your fist, you could do a lot worse than mixing things up a little with the one inch wank or the ripple wank. Of course neither need to be kept exclusively for secret shuffling and both would work well as part of your normal masturbatory routine. If you’re lucky enough to be able to fit two hands on your cock (or your partner’s cock) they would doubtless work exceedingly well in tandem. But however you use them, I’d love to know how you get on.

6 Responses to “One Inch Wank”

  1. workspousestory Says:

    Okay. Maybe this was supposed to be instructional, but actually it was… hot. Aroused by a carrot. I need to bring this up in therapy…

  2. Thanks AM, that was quite informative.

    Bisous,
    Dawn

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