Boxing Day blues
4:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be awake and horny.
Especially when the object of your lust is fast asleep and is guaranteed not to appreciate being woken for a fuck.
5:30am on Boxing Day is a bad time to be still awake and still horny.
Time to get up, and go downstairs.
We need to change something.
I need to change something.
I need a new refrain.
I need to instigate the change.
I need sex at night.
I need sex.
I need sleep.
I need sex to break this cycle of sleeplessness.
I need it to relax me, both physically and mentally.
I need sex for the sake of my sanity.
I need sex for the sake of my marriage.
I need sex for the sake of the physical comfort of my testicles and prostate.
I need to fuck my Wife at night.
If not I need to have a wank before bed.
I need to cum at least two nights a week.
Three would be better.
I need to tell Her all this.
I need to find a way of comunicating this.
I need to find a way of starting that conversation that isn’t like using a Howitzer to open a door when you’ve got a bunch of keys.
I need to break this cycle.
I need to figure out how.
December 27, 2012 at 8:21 am
You are me both. (although I don’t have a prostate.!)
I often try to remind myself that there are a lot of people out there who have it worse than I do…and then I say, “Fuck that. I am entitled to sexual happiness. Period.”
Then I just spin in my hamster wheel of hopelessness. I think I want out. It’s all tiring for me and for everyone else.
Boxing Bisous,
Dawn
December 27, 2012 at 8:44 am
A serious question for you, ma belle:
How sexless is your marriage?
Any of your readers will know how unsatisfied you are sexually, but I honestly can’t remember you discussing your sex life in detail. Do you and your husband fuck at all? If you do, do either of you cum? Is it bad sex or just rare sex? Does he masturbate you? Do you masturbate or fellate him? Does he masturbate? (We know you do!)
I wish your sex life was better, but how much better does it need to be?
December 27, 2012 at 6:05 pm
…so much better! I think I’ll write something about this. Or not. I get shy sometimes.
Bisous,
Dawn
December 27, 2012 at 6:24 pm
Shy? Amongst friends and fellow pervs? I can’t believe your reasons to be shy are any greater than some of our readers!
December 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Maybe I’m not even a “Sex Blogger,” at the end of the day. I can barely say clitoris in real life. Without giggling maniacally. 😉
December 27, 2012 at 9:41 pm
In your defence, without being in a crowd of pervs discussing perversions, I can’t imagine how you’d drop “clitoris” I to a day to day conversation.
December 27, 2012 at 10:46 pm
I too would love to hear more Dawn. I don’t say clitoris at all in real life – and if I did – I too would laugh maniacally ; )
December 28, 2012 at 5:27 am
See Dawn, there is an apetite for this. (I may start a petition.)
December 28, 2012 at 7:01 am
🙂
December 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm
wow ! your list of needs sounds like a list of new year resolutions
December 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm
There’s only one need really.
December 27, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Life would indeed be happier for you… Two nights a week isn’t too much to ask – if you ask nicely. I wish you luck Accidental!
December 28, 2012 at 5:26 am
Not too much to ask for, but possibly too much to hope for. But thank you.
December 31, 2012 at 5:06 am
Print this and leave it on her pillow. : )
December 31, 2012 at 5:53 am
A good suggestion, but I think I probably won’t. Thanks anyway.
January 1, 2013 at 5:13 am
I ran across a blog recently that made me think of your blog. I don’t know if it’s something that will work for you or not — I certainly don’t agree with everything it says — but it’s dedicated to helping married men have a lot of sex with their wives. Which sounds like it’s your primary goal for the new year. So maybe you’ll find something of use here. Good luck — and here’s to a fucking great 2013!
http://marriedmansexlife.com/blog/
January 1, 2013 at 9:36 am
I had a quick look at that blog, but the little I saw really wasn’t for me. It seemed to suggest women are all the same, all want the same thing, and all think the same way, which is obviously ludicrous. Rightly or wrongly, I also got the feeling that there was a hidden agenda to the website – I can’t say what that was without reading more, but I felt my the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, and not in a good way.
January 3, 2013 at 10:00 pm
What were your next plans on this (sex with Her) front?
From one of your recent posts (I forget which one), you talked about her Feminist stance. Which is an intellectual construct, therefore in the matter of sexuality a logical, verbal approach might seem very reasonable to her.
“Honey, we agreed to have sex more often for my prostate. This evening would work well for me. How about you think about it and let me know. Now, have a great day at work. xx”
???
Do you remind her about an appointment, mailing a letter, or a project she wanted to complete? Schedule *yourself* (!!!), and remind her.
*(This message was brought to you by a optimist with no hands on experience with the subject matter. Reader discretion is advised)* 🙂
January 4, 2013 at 9:22 am
(Love the disclaimer!)