Kinky 102

When I recently stumbled upon a Kinky 101 online quiz, it won’t surprise you to know, Loyal Reader, that my interest was pricked. As I worked through the questions, I quickly came to the conclusion it wasn’t very kinky. Reading between the lines, I’d guess that it was written by a girl in her late teens, who had had sex a few times, and possibly French kissed another girl, but who had never properly acquainted herself with the world of kink..

Although in the early days of my blogging, one of my readers commented You’re a kinky little thing, I’ve never regarded myself as really kinky, just slightly kinky. But frustrated at the questionnaire’s un-kinkyness, I never completed it. Instead I put together my own Kinky 102. (It’ staken a massive amount of work so please read all this post!)

First some ground rules:

  • It’s a long quiz 102 questions long – so pour yourself a glass of wine and set aside a little time. It’s probably also easiest to have a pen and paper to keep track or your score.
  • Please do not post your answers in the comments. If everyone does that we might break WordPress. If you do, they will be deleted and you will respectfully be asked to just post your score, along with any comments you may have. (If you want to post your answers on your own blog, feel free, but please link back to this post.)
  • It’s not a scientific test. If it was, the questions wouldn’t all be worth equal kink points, but that’s just how it is. I make no apologies for it.
  • I’ve tried to make the questions as non judgmental and free form gender and sexuality as possible. If that hasn’t quite worked, be assured no offense is intended.
  • Score your answers as follows. A=0, B=1, C=2, D=3, E=4. If you could answer C and D, only score for the higher, ie D for 3 points. If none of the answers quite fit for you, just pick the closest.
  • When you’re done, add up all the As, Bs, Cs, Ds and Es to get your score. If I’ve got my maths right, it should be between Zero and 408. Then tell us your kink score and whether it was as you expected.

So here we go.

  1. How many sexual partners have you had?
    A) 0.
    B) 1-10.
    C) 10-30.
    D) More than 30.
    E) I fucked so many people I’ve lost count.
  2. Do you use a condom when you fuck?
    A) Always.
    B) If there’s no need (regular partner, other contraception etc) there is no need to use them.
    C) I know the risks but sometimes I would just rather fuck bareback.
    D) Only for anal or if I think my partner could give me an STD.
    E) I always fuck bareback, despite the risks.
  3. How often do you masturbate?
    A) Never.
    B) Only occasionally.
    C) Fairly regularly.
    D) Most days.
    E) At least once a day.
  4. Have you had any one night stands?
    A) No.
    B) Just one.
    C) Less than 5.
    D) More than 5.
    E) I want to fuck as many people as possible.
  5. Have you had an affair?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’ve come close
    C) Once.
    D) I’ve had a few.
    E) I’m a serial adulterer.
  6. Do you differentiate between porn and erotica
    A) No, they’re just different names for the same thing and I don’t like ether.
    B) They’re different and I only like erotica.
    C) They’re exactly the same thing and I like it.
    D) They’re different and I only like porn.
    E) They are very different and I like both.
  7. How do you feel about the term pervert?
    A) It describes people who do sexual things that I disapprove of.
    B) It describes people who do sexual things I wouldn’t try, but that’s their business.
    C) It’s just a word.
    D) Some people might call me a pervert but I don’t think I am.
    E) I’m proud to be a pervert.
  8. How do you feel about the word cunt?
    A) I don’t like it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but I don’t use it.
    C) It’s just a word.
    D) It’s a great word I use for special occasions.
    E) I love everything about the word.
  9. Do you use porn on your own?
    A) I don’t like it and wouldn’t use it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but it doesn’t do much for me.
    C) I like it, but only use it occasionally.
    D) I like it and use it regularly.
    E) I love it and use it all the time.
  10. Do you use porn with your partner?
    A) I won’t use porn.
    B) My partner likes it, so we use it for him/her.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) We both like it and use it occasionally.
    E) We use it all the time.
  11. Have you masturbated someone else?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I don’t get turned on by it.
    D) I love making my partner cum with my hands.
    E) I’d rather masturbate my partner than fuck them.
  12. Have you given oral sex to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Going down on someone is better than fucking.
  13. Have you received oral sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Someone going down on me is better than fucking.
  14. When you or your partner ejaculates, where do you most like the semen?
    A) In their/my pussy.
    B) In their/my mouth. (Spit)
    C) In their/my mouth. (Swallow)
    D) On their/my tits or face.
    E) In their/my arse.
  15. Which of the following positions do you most enjoy?
    A) Missionary.
    B) Cowgirl.
    C) Doggy.
    D) 69.
    E) Something else.
  16. Do you remove your pubic hair?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve thought about it, but not done it.
    C) I cut it short but don’t shape it.
    D) It’s trimmed into a neat shape.
    E) I’m hairless.
  17. If you remove your pubic hair how do you do it?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve tried shaving but stubble itch stops me doing it regularly.
    C) I shave regularly.
    D) I get waxed regularly.
    E) I’ve had my pubes permanently removed eg laser.
  18. Have you dyed your pubes?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only once.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) No, I’m always hairless.
    E) Yes. I dye my pubes to match my mood.
  19. Have you paid for sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I don’t have a problem with it.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, but only once.
    E) Yes, more than once
  20. Have you been paid for sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but if I was desperate for money I’d think about it.
    C) No, but I wouldn’t mind being paid for sex.
    D) Yes, but not any more.
    E) Yes, I make my living from sex with other people
  21. Have you ever used sex to get something you wanted (other than money)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I haven’t, but I might in the right circumstances.
    C) Yes, I do sometimes, but I feel bad about it afterwards.
    D) We all do it, one way or another. Sex is just another currency.
    E) Yes, I do it all the time, and I see nothing wrong with that.
  22. Have you visited a professional dominatrix or dungeon?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wouldn’t go again.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) I do occasionally.
    E) I’m a regular visitor.
  23. Would you let menstruation stop you having sex?
    A) Absolutely. The idea is horrible.
    B) I’d I probably stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    C) I’d I probably wouldn’t stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    D) I don’t really have an issue with it, as long as my partner’s OK with it.
    E) It turns me on.
  24. What is the greatest number of people you’ve had a sex session with?
    A) 1.
    B) 2.
    C) 3.
    D) 4.
    E) 5 or more.
  25. Have you had sex with more than one person in the same day, but not at the same time?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I wouldn’t mind.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t tell either partner.
    D) Yes, and I told one of my partners.
    E) Yes, and I told both partners.
  26. Do you have sex with the lights on or off?
    A) I don’t like the lights on when I have sex.
    B) On, but only because my partner prefers it.
    C) Off, but only because my partner prefers it.
    D) I’m not really bothered.
    E) On. It’s much better if you can see the body you’re fucking.
  27. Do you like to talk dirty?
    A) No. It’s embarrassing.
    B) Yes, but I only do it for my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to be able to.
    D) Sometime it can be fun.
    E) I can’t stop myself.
  28. Do you like your partner to talk dirty?
    A) No. I’d ask them to stop if they did.
    B) I don’t mind if my my partner talks dirty but I does nothing for me.
    C) I wish they would.
    D) Sometimes it can be fun.
    E) I love to hear how much my partner is enjoying my body and to hear what they want to do with me.
  29. Have you used role play for sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it’s fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big part of my sex life.
  30. Do you like to be give orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    D) No, I’m submissive.
    E) My slave must do what they’re told.
  31. Do you like to be given orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    D) No. I’m completely dominant.
    E) I must always obey my master/mistress.
  32. Have you had phone sex?
    A) No. I only have sex in bed.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  33. Have you had webcam sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  34. Have you tried sexting?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) No, it’s just something that kids do.
    D) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    E) Yes, I love doing it.
  35. Where in your home have you fucked?
    A) Nowhere.
    B) Only in bed.
    C) In bed and one other room.
    D) In most or all of the rooms.
    E) In the garden/yard.
  36. Where have you had sex that wasn’t at home or in a bedroom?
    A) A hotel or the bedroom at a friends house.
    B) A forest or somewhere you were unlikely to get caught.
    C) An public toilet, the changing room in a department store etc or somewhere where there was a small chance you could have been caught.
    D) An alley or park at night, or somewhere you could easily have been caught.
    E) An alley or park during the day, or somewhere you expected to get caught.
  37. Have you had sex in a car?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, it was parked.
    D) Yes, it was moving and I was a pasenger.
    E) Yes, it was moving and I was the driver.
  38. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your own fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    E) Yes. I love it.
  39. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your partners fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    E) Yes. I love it.
  40. Have you sniffed someone else’s worn underwear?
    A) No, that’s just weird.
    B) Yes, I have, but it did nothing for me.
    C) No, but I might try it.
    D) I like the smell of my partner’s sex and sniffing their underwear reminds me of them.
    E) I’ve bought soiled underwear and nasrurbated over it.
  41. Have you ever tried feltching?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  42. Have you ever tried snow balling?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  43. Have you rimmed your partner?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  44. Has your partner ever rimmed you?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  45. Has your anus been masturbated (by yourself or someone else) or have you had a butt plug up your arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I might try it.
    D) Yes, it’s a nice sensation sometimes.
    E) I need it to cum.
  46. Have you anally masturbated someone else or put a butt plug up their arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes. I love to play with my partner’s forbidden hole.
  47. Have you tried getting fucked in the arse (with a cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    D) Yes, it’s fun, if I’m in the mood.
    E) Yes. I can’t get enough of it.
  48. Have you tried fucking someone else’s arse (with your cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes, you can’t beat it.
  49. Do you get turned on by someone else wearing uniform?
    A) No, I don’t understand people who do.
    B) No, but I do understand why some people do.
    C) I do, but I couldn’t act on it.
    D) I can get turned on by someone in uniform but they’ve got to be good looking too.
    E) I find it hard not to jump on anyone in uniform.
  50. Have you used handcuffs during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Restraint makes sex better.
  51. Have you used rope, bondage tape etc during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Restraint makes sex better.
  52. Do you own sex toys?
    A) No, I don’t want to.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, I have one.
    D) Yes I have a small number.
    E) I really don’t need as many as I’ve got!
  53. If you own sex toys, did you go to a physical sex store to buy them?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t go into a sex shop.
    C) Yes, but I felt uncomfrotable in the store.
    D) Yes, I went with my partner and we chose a toy together.
    E) I find it dificult to walk past a sex shop without buying something.
  54. If you own sex toys, did you buy them online?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t buy sex toys online.
    C) I wouldn’t want my personal detail connected to sex toys so prefer to buy from a physical shop.
    D) Yes, but not often.
    E) I’ve bough quite a few sex toys online and regularly look at their websites.
  55. Have you visited a fetish store (physical or online) with the intention of making a purchase?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No but I’m curious.
    C) Yes, but just to look.
    D) Yes. I didn’t expect to buy anything but I did.
    E) Yes. I knew what I wanted to buy.
  56. What style of underwear do you usually wear?
    1. Women
      A) Plain panties.
      B) Plain boy shorts.
      C) Lace panties or boy shorts.
      D) Thongs or G-strings.
      E) Commando.
    2. Men
      A) Y-fronts.
      B) Boxers or trunks.
      C) Commando.
      D) Bulge enhancing briefs or trunks.
      E) Thongs or G-strings.
  57. Have you worn sexy underwear just for sex?
    A) No. All my underwear is modest.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I like the idea.
    D) Yes, I do sometimes.
    E) I only own sexy underwear.
  58. Which of the following are your favourite?
    A) Bodies / body stockings.
    B) Camisoles & teddies.
    C) Stockings & suspenders.
    D) Crotchless panties & peep hole bras.
    E) Basques & corsets.
  59. Have you dressed up for role play sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I have a large collection of outfits just for sex.
  60. Have you worn leather as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I like leather.
    E) I need leather to get turned on.
  61. Have you worn rubber?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I like rubber.
    E) I need rubber to get turned on.
  62. Do you enjoy kink away from home? (eg wearing a butt plug to work, rubber under your business suit, a butterfly vibrator to church etc)
    A) No, I don’t do that sort of thing ever.
    B) No, I keep it just for sex at home.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I love to be secretly kinky at work.
    E) Yes, and all my colleagues know.
  63. Do you use teasing as part of foreplay?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) It always makes better.
  64. Have you tried spanking someone?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like to leave marks on my partner.
  65. Have you been spanked?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like my partner to leave marks on me.
  66. Have you ever used a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger, cane etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    E) It’s a big turn on for me.
  67. Have you tried water sports or golden shower?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant.
    B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  68. Have you tried hard sports?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant.
    B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  69. Have you been naked in public (other than at the gym, doctors etc)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) I’m not confident enough about my body.
    C) I’d happily go to a nudist beach, but nothing more.
    D) I’d like to try flashing or streaking.
    E) Yes, I’m a compulsive exhibitionist.
  70. Have you had sex out doors?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I’d be too concerned about getting caught.
    C) Yes, but only because my partner wanted to
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  71. Have you used a blindfold, hood or mask as part of sex?
    A) No, I need eye contact with my partner.
    B) I have, but didn’t like it.
    C) I might, but the idea does nothing for me.
    D) It can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, not knowing what my partner is about to do is very horny.
  72. Have you been to a fetish club?
    A) I didn’t know there were such things.
    B) No, it sounds freaky.
    C) Yes, I’ve been to one for my partner but didn’t like it.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I go regularly.
  73. Have you tried breath play?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    D) No, but I’d like to try it.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  74. Have you used anything like a bottle, hair brush, vaccuum cleaner etc as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, they’re cheaper than sex toys.
    E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  75. Have you used food as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  76. Have you used chocolate body paint or edible underwear?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) Where can I get some.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I always have some by the bed.
  77. Have you used menthol sweets, ginger root, chile juice etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  78. Have you used hot wax as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  79. Have you used a speculum or sound for sexual purposes?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  80. Have you tried vaginal fisting?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  81. Have you tried anal fisting?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  82. Have you tried double vaginal penetration?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  83. Have you tried double anal penetration?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  84. Have you been part of a double blow job?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  85. Have you taken photos of yourself, or a partner, naked?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) I have lots.
  86. Have you given naked photos of yourself to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I’d rather I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, a few times.
    E) Lots of people have naked pictures of me.
  87. Have naked photos of you appeared on the internet with your consent?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t permit it.
    B) Yes, but I changed my mind after.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, but you can’t see my face in them.
    E) Yes, I’m a regular contributor to amateur porn sites.
  88. Have you had sex in front of a video camera?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I’ve made lots of amateur porn films.
  89. Have you appeared in a commercially available porn movie?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wish I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I’ve been in one porn movie.
    E) Yes, I’m a porn star.
  90. Do you have any body piercings? (Ears don’t count.)
    A) None.
    B) No, but I’m thinking about getting one.
    C) Facial or naval.
    D) Tongue or nipple.
    E) Genital, sub-dermal, or other area of your body.
  91. Have you worn your partners underwear?
    A) No that’s weird.
    B) Only when I’ve run out of my own clean underwear.
    C) Yes, but it didn’t turn me on.
    D) I cross dress all the time.
    E) Yes, but they don’t know.
  92. Have you ever used a leg spreader?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what one is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) The wider the spread, the hornier I am.
  93. Have you ever used nipple clamps (or put clothes pegs on nipples)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No, but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I need them to cum.
  94. Have you used a penis pump, ball pump or clit pump?
    A) I’ve never heard of them.
    B) No, and I think they’re probably dangerous.
    C) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  95. Have you worn (non piercing) genital jewellery?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) No. The idea does nothing for me but I would for my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) I’ve worn a vajazzle / pejazzle / merkin.
    E) I love wearing my clit clip / glans crown.
  96. Have you tried electro sex?
    A) No. I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, it’s awesome.
  97. Do you get aroused by genito-urinary or gynaecological examinations?
    A) No. I can’t imagine how anyone could.
    B) No, but I can understand how some people might.
    C) The fantasy turns me on, but not the reality.
    D) Yes, but I don’t let it show.
    E) Yes, and the medical practice have told me to stop making appointments when I don’t need to.
  98. Have you visited an STI clinic?
    A) No, I’ve never needed to.
    B) Yes, but Ive only needed to once.
    C) No, but I’d be very happy to if I thought there was a need.
    D) Yes, I’ve been tested several times.
    E) I get tested regularly.
  99. How often would you really like to fuck?
    A) I’m not bothered.
    B) Every month or two is enough.
    C) Once or twice a month.
    D) At least twice a week.
    E) At least once a day.
  100. How often would you want to fuck in order to consider a relationship healthy?
    A) A good relationship doesn’t need sex.
    B) When I or my partner feel horny.
    C) At least once a month.
    D) At least once a week.
    E) At least once a day.
  101. Would you like anything like bigger tits, a bigger cock, smaller labia, lower hanging balls etc?
    A) No, my body is how nature made it and that’s how it should stay.
    B) I’d quite like it, but I wouldn’t do anything about it.
    C) No, I think my body is sexy enough without changing it.
    D) Yes, I’d like to.
    E) I’ve have plastic surgery to make my body better for sex.
  102. And finally, how kinky do you think this survey is?
    A) Very kinky and it embarrassed me.
    B) Very kinky, and quite eye opening.
    C) A bit kinky, but not shocking.
    D) Quite kinky and lots of fun.
    E) Not kinky at all.

Right! Now add up your score and tell everyone how kinky you are.
For what it’s worth, I scored … 228, which is a bit lower than I expected, but back up my thoughts that I’m not really that kinky.

38 Responses to “Kinky 102”

  1. Very impressive! You did a lot of research! Think I should use some of these ideas to write something on my blog!

  2. I will take this test, I just do not have time right now..I have a week left until I graduate and I am up to my eyeballs with paperwork…I also get a picture of Jezabella for you one of these days…..I look forward to checking this out!!

  3. Ms. Pedantic here, can you sort out questions 23, 30 and 31 before I go any further…
    Blame my Grammar school education
    (Enjoying it so far though…)

  4. Finished.
    Before I answer, what is your definition of ‘kinky’?
    Questions 7 and 20 imply that being a pervert =kinky as does making a living from having sex with other people.
    Not my definition of kinky…

    • In my opinion kink is a largely arbitrary term, and very much down to perception. But I doubt that what I consider to be kink would be so far from what most people would regard as such.
      And as stated, I was in no way intending to be judgmental. Pervert is an equally arbitrary term for me, nor do I think selling sex makes you inherently kinky, but (without being a sociologist) I would be surprised if one’s perception of such things didn’t correlate with the degree of kink one is comfortable with.
      I my defence, I did say this is not a scientific survey.

  5. My score was a 207…So what does that mean??

  6. I took that whole test and you have no idea…Ok that is funny…I am such a sucker….I side note I really like my Jezabella…she rock!!

  7. Whew. That was long but fun. I don’t know what I expected to score but…..251 is my score.

    • Thanks for taking the test. Obviously I’m a little biased by my own points, but I’d say 251 is a pretty healthy score.

    • Oh dear. I scored 258. But a lot of my answers were C ‘no, but would like to try that’ so perhaps I’m just curious…

    • Or perhaps you just need to find an outlet for your inner kink.

    • That all depends on which numbers you want to try.

    • Numbers? Am I being dense here?

    • Which number questions did you answer “I’d like to try it”?
      #44 Has your partner ever rimmed you?
      #50 Have you used handcuffs during sex?
      #61 Have you worn rubber?

    • 61
      I would so like a rubber/latex corset (with thigh high boots)
      And perhaps 62 and even 19 (not that that would ever happen but I love the idea of an escort)
      And question 7 still bugs me. What is your definition?

    • Ok, suggestions:
      #61 If you are ever in the London area, try a visit to Breathless or Liberation
      (A latex corset features in my ultimate fantasy. Hmmmmm!)
      #62 Is an easy one: Pop in a butt plug or Ben Wa balls just before you go to work.
      #19 Hmm, yes, that’s an interesting one. I’d like to hire an escort, but I’m not sure I ever would.
      #7 I may have to write a post on this. I don’t think I can give you a short answer.

    • #61 Corset fantasy? For you to wear or a woman?
      So, assuming I plucked up the courage to enter one of these establishments, and once they had picked themselves off the floor and controlled their laughter/sarcasm/disbelief that I had even dared enter the shop let alone want to purchase a latex corset, where/when am I going to wear one of these? Other than the bedroom.
      #62 sort of done it, perhaps revisit my tip to the pub at lunchtime (I talked about going commando. I did. Pub was empty. Not a soul in there apart from a young barman.)
      #19 the idea of a younger, handsome man, taking me for the evening – but he’d be so disappointed when he saw me!
      #7 look forward to your thoughts. I’m sure if my friends knew I was writing this they would consider me a pervert and burn me at the stake for being a witch (oh no, that’s my daughter’s GCSE text).

    • The corset’s on a woman, as are latex opera gloves and latex stockings.
      If you walked into a fetish shop (you may well have to ring a door bell to get in) you’d almost certainly get a discrete but friendly welcome. The staff are used to people not wanting to be regarded as freaks whilst having their privacy respected. If you want help or advice, they’ll be happy to talk to you, and rest assured, NOTHING will shock them.
      I’d forgotten about your naked pussy in the pub. (I had a good wank over that mental image.) The pub, of course, would also be a great place to wear your rubber corset, and check 2 I’d-like-to-try-thats off your list in one go. Or you could have a night out at a Club Rub event. Maybe (if you’ve not broken the bank with your outfit) you could hire a handsome man to accompany you too.

    • Ok, if I am going to tick a few more boxes, perhaps I’ll start with lunch in pub, wearing my satin underbust corset, recently shaved naked pussy and a butt plug. And stockings and a short skirt. And heeled boots. I can do that.

      So what’s on your I’d like to try list?
      Been to Club Rub then? I had a peek at their gallery. I wouldn’t be the oldest there and certainly not the curviest – but perhaps with my new latex corset, stockings and gloves, maybe a mask, heels, hair up (or down?) and some makeup, I might look ok. Hah, in my dreams…
      Drat, forgot my escort.

    • I might need to find out which pub your drinking in! (Not that I’ll be able to stand up.)

      I’ve not been to Club Rub, but I’d love to. Unfortunately I only found out about it after I no longer had someone to go with.
      It sounds like you’d turn some heads if you went.

      I’d like to try 18, 19, 20, 22, 24 (c&d), 33, 69 (d), 72, 89, 96, 101.

    • You wouldn’t be able to see any evidence of said items except for my long, slim legs encased in stockings and boots…
      As for turning heads – I think I’d need a lot of makeup or a full mask!
      Wish I’d discovered all these places before (not that they existed back then)

      Back to your list
      #18 which colour, assuming that you have grown hair back. I’d rather be bare than dyed
      #19 on both our wish lists
      #20 oh yes please, as long as they didn’t ask for their money back
      #22 I could see you in one, I’d be v curious/terrified
      #24 is that a wish list or fact? I’d love to try 3 but it’s never gonna happen
      #33 who would be watching? Hmm, possible, bit weird though
      #69 streaking? really? Ever been nude on a beach?
      #72 yeah, I can see that you would want to, perhaps, not sure how easily shocked I am
      #89 so why haven’t you? Again would be weird
      #96 into pain? I suppose there are levels, might try it on low
      #101 so, let me guess what you would like bigger… Mine would be my bum, I have no bum, at all, not really anything to grab hold off

      I have a couple of other questions
      #5 Does it count it you weren’t in a relationship but the other person was?
      #15 and your answer is?

      My ‘ would like to’ include 37, 48, 60, 78, 88, 90 (but wouldn’t), 92 and yes, I would like my own red room. But with man supplied.

    • Long slim legs encased in stockings and boots would probably be enough to give me at least a semi. The knowledge of what was hidden, definitely would be!
      Maybe your first rubber purchase should be a rubber hood, rather than a corset? That would definitely turn heads in the pub. (Not so many heads at Club Rub though, I suspect.)
      I’m sure you could find a little fetish event somewhere locally.

      My would-likes
      18: I quite like the idea of purple pubes, like Billy Connolly’s gotti beard. I like purple … and it’s alliterative.
      19: I imagine that it would be a great way to get the sex you really want, without the constraints of what your partner wanted. A truly selfish fuck is quite difficult in any other circumstance.
      20: And why not. Obviously the down side is getting clients you really don’t like. But I guess the good escorts get to be choosy about their clients.
      22: As much as anything it’s curiosity for me. I’m not really into pain or humiliation.
      24 (c&d): A threesome and a foursome are both on the wish list. But I wouldn’t want to with my Wife. Though I might have given it a go with some of my exes. #LostOpportunities
      33: I can think of a few of my readers here. I’d want to be watching them too.
      69 (d): I’m a closet exhibitionist! I’ve not been to a nudist beach, but yes, I’d like to go. I might get asked to leave though – I suspect getting a boner is frowned upon.
      72: I’d really love to go to a fetish club. #MoreLostOpportunities
      89: Whilst I like the idea of being in a commercial skin flick, the reality is an entirely different concept. I’m not sure I have the … err … physique for it anyway.
      96: Agreed. But I’d love to know what the tingle feels like.
      101: Obviously I’d like a bigger cock. Not huge. I’d be more than happy with an extra inch or two, but no more. Just a little more girth would be good for the ego too. And I’d like my balls to hang lower, but I’m working on that.

      Your questions
      5: Yes it counts.
      15: My favorite is what Cosmo have labeled Side Wind-her. It’s great for deep, vigorous penetration, leaves my hands free to play with anything, and gives me a fantastic view.

      Your would-likes
      37: Would you like to try C, D, or E?
      48: Hmmm. Your my kinda woman! (The icing on the cake for my rubber corset / gloves / stockings fantasy.)
      60: Slightly higher maintenance than rubber, but still very nice. When are you going shopping?
      78: On you, or on your partner?
      88: Can I watch the film, please?
      90: Would you like C, D or E? And why wouldn’t you?
      92: For your own legs, I presume? Like I said, my kinda woman!
      I’m not familiar with the term red room. I think I can guess, but enlighten me.

    • It was a good test. πŸ™‚ I’m satisfied with the results πŸ™‚

    • It was a respectable score.

  8. This is so hard to reply to, I can’t remember all the f***ing questions!
    Also it has just struck me that this is a public thread, or it is members only? I must sound like a real slut.
    You seem to have an intimate knowledge of both fetish shops and clubs.
    And no, I doubt if there are any fetish clubs near where I live and I can just see me leaving the house in my latex corset saying I’m going ‘clubbing’ on my own!
    May be easier to deal with the questions in reverse order – 92, of course me and 78 me and/or both, I just think wax hitting breasts looks so erotic…

    • I appear to have irritated, or offended. My humble apologies.
      I do not think you sound like a slut, if indeed that word has negative implications.

    • Au contraire! Entirely due to my frustration with trying to answer these questions on my iPad and having to scroll up and down all the time to remember what the question was!

      Reading my answers even I think I sound like a slut! Certainly wouldn’t have classified me as kinky. Just worried that anyone else reading this thread will think I’m…well, certainly not the nicely brought up middle class girl that everyone thinks I am!
      Red room is based on Mr Grey’s red room of pain FSoG.

      I assume your IP address would put you somewhere near London, having talked about going to The Smoke and your knowledge of clubs/shops. I really, really want to go to Sh! In Hoxton, they hold erotic classes in spanking and strap-on/pegging. One day, perhaps…

      #88 oh god, talking about physique, I don’t think anyone would want to see me in a video! Maybe if the lighting was down low…

    • I think you queried my use of the words pervert and kink. For me, the usual pejorative use of slut is equally misplaced. Why worry what my other Dear Readers think – some of them are far more dedicated perverts than you or I, and proudly so. Anyway, what makes you think middle class isn’t synonymous with kink?

      The London fetish scene was indeed where I first explored such shopping delights. But I’ve not been in London regularly for some years.

      If you’re curious about kink and workshops, check out Coffee Cake and Kink. I’m not sure whether they still do, but they used to run fetish workshops too.

    • Good point well made. Who knows what goes on behind all those suburban doors…
      All those years I lived in London wasted. But then that was before the internet made finding out about these things easier and when I was relatively young and innocent (about such things, although I do remember going to a couple of clubs that were more daring)
      I think I’m more of a Sh! lady than CCK, just need to persuade a girlfriend to come with me. Then perhaps I could deal with #48

      Meanwhile I think I need to do some shopping at LoveHoney

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    I’m excited to try this survey! Thanks to AM!

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