Dress to impress
As we approach the festive season, and we rack out brains for gifts to bestow upon our loved (and lusted) ones, here’s a suggestion. (Though if your mother-in-law will be joining you for Xmas lunch, you might not want your other half unwrapping it in public.)
Personally, I’d be over the moon, for so many reasons, if I this was stuffed into my Xmas stocking! (Or my Wife decided to wear it with Her Xmas stockings.)
November 26, 2013 at 12:33 pm
I’d like to wear this, assuming I was actually someone’s reason to masturbate. How heart warming.
Bises,
Dawn
November 26, 2013 at 12:37 pm
You can wear it for me: as I was going through some old emails and their attachments the other day I stopped for a wank when it got to a photo you sent me.
November 26, 2013 at 12:42 pm
YES!!! I knew that I must be someone’s reason to stick their hand down their pants! 😉
November 26, 2013 at 12:43 pm
I’d hate to disappoint you but my hand wasn’t down my pants. My pants were round my ankles.
November 26, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RIGHT ON!
December 12, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Well, like the other Dawn, I’d very much like to have a reason to wear it… But hey, the day will come!
(and I’d love to see the face on my Mother in Law if I were to open it in front of her. Of course, she doesn’t read English, and I might never see her again, but it could have been fun!).
December 13, 2013 at 9:02 am
Not sure I want my mother-in-law to see it