Pervy Xmas fun

As we’re coming up to Xmas, an awful lot of us are running round like headless chickens organising decorations, presents, parties and uncooperative family members. It’s a stressful time and I thought I might offer a little distraction, by way of a pervy little puzzle.

How many dirty words do you think you can think of?

In an utterly misspent hour, I put together a list of 135 words (or short phrases) that would have prudes everywhere running for cover. And I’ve hidden them somewhere in the grids below. Yes, they’re wordsearch puzzles. (It was just going to be a single massive puzzle, but I figured that was probably more of a pain in the arse than using chili sauce for anal lube.)

I know puzzles like this aren’t to everyone’s taste, but as you’re looking for things like cunt and shaved balls and butt plug, they might just about amuse some of you. So have fun.

I was going to offer the winner a prize – possibly something like an Accidental Masturbator’s Porno Calendar 2014, but I too have been organising uncooperative family members and I’m afraid I just haven’t had time. So really it’s just for fun. Sorry.
I’ll publish the solutions between Xmas and New Year.

Puzzle 1

K H A H S A G D N E N T B J Z K D D B E
N Z L P T N E J M U M U A M G H P L T N
J N U R I R N Z P S M I C I D O O Q C P
B N P P E S W U Z P I O S C K W S J N B
K A M G B F B H A D R J Q S J E V V T Z
J U N O A I F N I S Q R I O I W A N K S
H I O L C Y D U E P Z O B T T O G E X D
F B X H G G H T L H S T N Q N P N Q E J
K O A U R R E O K F I A W P O W I A M M
B I L I N G E R I E P B N Y I A R K R P
R L N M P R V V K S Z R T D T R T H K Y
M D T E L O H E S R A U G Y C S S T U G
L E S B I A N E K M Y T Z A E H G Z S K
X B T N H S L G Q H S S F K R M A T Q R
N C I M C H Y M P B A A Q W E L I I Q Y
F O V B C Z I A C Z N M G L M T D I N B
X P N T E G R K Z P D L I R P M B R O S
J J O W O G X Y L D M A C S O G Y A I I
S R G U O R E P P I R T S E L A M M T C
C I P N N D C D O Y G N I G G O D P A P
V L R U L D G D G M K E K I N K Y A R M
S O N O M A I N B O C D J V W S R N T U
P R E Q T P T N I D U I Y I W I I T E F
H B P I F I I E I O S C N B S L M R N F
P G I S O D L N X S G C S R J O M A E D
T E M L E H C C G M M A A A X N I B P I
D O U B L E P E N E T R A T I O N B Z V
U F S H A V E D B A L L S O B B G I T I
B R E W T N U C R A H N L R T V X T N N
C J A F C J H Y U U S C L Z V Q H H Q G

Puzzle 2

S I F F E N L O M V T S F S J P H W S T
G P J R A L O B Q Q N Y I N R S A G K S
N G A D I N Y U L E K X A E K T Y B C W
I Q S N H G I T M I T E C G E T Q F O I
T C E J K C G A S Y B U A R T S I L L N
S Z O P K T J I N Y M I S K I I F R L G
I O O I O V H I N A G P D G K O P O O E
F H E G I R N E H G O G U O D M F D B R
S L L A B E G X M R P L O V U F S G N S
L R I G W O C A T O P I M D O S D E V U
K Y J E L L Y S N T N E C K I G C R B L
R A N D Y K G A T A B K R N B F I I T G
Y K M F U R F U M U L E E Q E S H N R E
U I T W A A B S G D J P C Y J I F G O T
C O C K R I N G D Y N J L M H F W W C T
S S R K Z V E Z I Z T N J E O M I M S I
R S E O B R J X C B X I O G A E U R E N
K P E A Y R Z J K X U J N E E T T C R G
U U C R M U T O R C S I E I G O H V X J
G D S S D Y G R O L S U T R G N J E K I
C E C J O N I E Z S U Q A N N R U U R G
U N J I T D U V O N M B B U H P I D P G
J D P A M I W T Y U O D R D O X M V Q Y
H A N D C U F F S P V E U I D W P T O G
U J P T R Z A R K I K Q T S C E C D Y K
S E I T N A P N R O W K S T L A S L N S
F C G Q J F L T O G B O A Q Y B N R H L
S M M Z X W W H N E I X M Q P Z D T I R
V X K L W D Z B Y I J U I C E S J L P Z
T I D F G N I T R I U Q S V F D J E D Z

Puzzle 3

T F M L G X R B V N G D K P V P Y D G L
E O I O R N U I O J O M A U A O N A N R
H C P A N K I P G M R F X S G L R K I B
K V T S K E A H I I P U T S I E O N G U
X E Q A G R Y N C K D U K Y N D H B G O
D D K C T X A S O T S U L L A A Z F E V
G E N S T T D Z H T E F M I R N M R P F
Q T V L R H B L A O F R K P G C H P D S
O D L I D D Q I G N T Q T S D I U C S B
V J X A R T U S A M R A K S Z N L L E O
S M O D N O C C R C I K N I L G Q P G N
E G A S S A M E T A T S O R P L A V A D
L F E L T C H T X J E J M S H R A S V A
N E N T A Y U T T E Y W P I T S U B A G
J I G G L E B A L L S I R S U G I F E E
W H O S S E W H I L T L B E N Q Y U L C
X E U P P T B C A R D A A I B E S C C H
G F C S M R Z Z O R R A L R I B S K P O
R V R D A Z E A M A D I J P O X U A S Z
Y Q Z D L W S A B S N O M M O B P R J C
K N Y S C T Y G D N I A N S E X D D G C
M I N G E X G B U E E R G O W L E N E I
K T G W L U W C L R R A U I F C X U K H
M V S F P E J A C U L A T E M T A K G D
H A V H P S D A E B I A H T Y P W N H I
B N W I I F E L L A T I O A T O S G S D
F X D X N A D P M N D J I X U D V U U Z
L R F H J T N T A B F B C Y L I I E I Q
W G X A H P R S I D A Z E I S N C E I T
R J R D R J T Y E L M Z T K V V U D J J

17 Responses to “Pervy Xmas fun”

  1. Dear A.M.,
    Thanks I Love Word Search
    Anastasia๐Ÿ˜Š

  2. Perhaps my teenage son would like the challenge of seeing how many pervy words he can find. Perhaps we could share our answers or combine our efforts.
    Or perhaps not ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. well, seems that’s two less answers to find!

  4. I guess I need to seriously up my vocab on sex… but I’ll give it a try, though I too should be running around like a headless chicken, even though I won’t have any difficult family members around for Xmas (since I won’t have any family members). I still have lots to do, but right now, I’m feeling desperately sad, and hoping this will cheer me up a bit. I’ll let you know how many I find…

  5. Thank you kindly. For now, I’ve found 31 in the first puzzle. I think I’ll have to stop for the night, but I might just get back to it over the week…

  6. I’m now at 45+, and have found you ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. Could we know how many words/phrases are to be found in each puzzle? That would be helpful!

  8. It’s been too long, I don’t remember what you were doing! Ok, 45 each… I’ll have to look at the other puzzles another day ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. bulldogbrown Says:

    Great for my next trip!!! Hope the passengers sitting next to me don’t help me find words.

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