What a waste
Here I am, feeling particularly horny – considering how hard I’ve been working over the last few months, and how tired I’ve been as a result, unusually horny – and I’m checking my emails … the ones in the account I keep for general sexual perversity … and I spot a message about sale items.
Everything in the sale just £9.99
In the sale are corsets, rubber suspended belts, more corsets, bondage dresses, PVC catsuits and more laces and buckles than you could shake a riding crop at. At £9.99 they’re not going to be the highest quality corsets, but FUCK!!! why don’t I have someone I could lavish with such cheap perversions?
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May 28, 2014 at 4:36 am
Shall I send you my address? I love to be lavished upon. : )
May 28, 2014 at 7:18 am
If you don’t mind me delivering in person and helping you get laced and buckled into them.
May 28, 2014 at 1:01 pm
🙂 don’t mind at all
May 28, 2014 at 10:36 am
must be used items?!
May 28, 2014 at 10:52 am
End of line, I think.
May 28, 2014 at 12:29 pm
Ah, having someone… I feel for you
Hugs.
May 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm
[shrugs]
May 28, 2014 at 7:04 pm
[shrugs]?! Oh, come here for a big hug!! I wished I could give you more than that, but I’m a bit too far 😉
May 28, 2014 at 7:41 pm
Appreciated.
May 28, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Share!
You’re teasing us AM….
May 29, 2014 at 7:42 am
I’m away from home and a proper computer with a 3G signal that’s weaker than my Wife!s libido but as soon as I’m not technologically fettered I’ll post some pics.
May 29, 2014 at 9:57 am
You made me laugh with the 3G…
You being away and having no one to share these items with… I assume it means you didn’t go for the escort… 😦
May 29, 2014 at 12:27 pm
That wasn’t planned for this week. But I hope to bring you an explicitly graphic, thrust by thrust description of me lapping up the juices of, and pumping hard into a rented cunny in couple of weeks.
May 29, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Looking forward to it! Not so much to read about it, but because it’ll mean you saw some action 🙂
XO
May 31, 2014 at 9:12 am
Really? I know you’re cheerleading for me … which is awesome … but I kinda hoped I got your panties a little damp too.
May 31, 2014 at 9:36 am
Oh don’t worry… when I read your recount, my panties will be more than a little damp! 😉
May 31, 2014 at 10:19 am
That makes me swell with pride.
May 31, 2014 at 10:24 am
Well, I suppose better swelling with pride than no swelling at all 😉