Outdoors (coda)

After yesterday’s campsite lust, we’re back home. The sun is shining, I haven’t got round to having a wank for several days, and I’m still as horny as a rabbit doped up on Viagra and rhino horn. The sun is out. I’m awake early, and tossing off in the garden whilst basking in the early morning sunlight is soooooooooooo tempting.

If only the neighbours hadn’t been chopping things up in their garden over the winter, I might still have a secluded spot where I could get out, get naked, and get off.

[AM sulks.]

5 Responses to “Outdoors (coda)”

  1. Oh! šŸ˜¦
    I started reading this on my phone and it was truncated just after “and tossing off in the garden whilst basking in the early morning sunlight” so I thought “YES!! Good for him!”. And then I turned on my computer and finished reading the post šŸ˜¦
    Sorry is all I can say! If it makes you feel any better, I had a similar problem when thinking of a good place to take my outdoors Boobday shot. I wasn’t very mobile so couldn’t just go on a hike somewhere, but doing it in my backyard was just out of the question because of the neighbours… :-/
    You will find your perfect spot soon enough, I’m confident!

  2. revealedwoman Says:

    ha ha ha
    Sorry, couldn’t stop laughing at the thought of you in your back garden….

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