Unintended consequences

In the four days since We fucked for the first time in 8 months, I’ve felt hornier than a Horned Toad sat on a Viagra Lilly pad, floating on a pond of pussy juice, reading a porn mag called Barely Metamorphosed.

In other news, we bought a new TV.

These two facts may seem unconnected, but they are not mutually exclusive.

The TV is the biggest TV I have ever owned, and even as I was driving home with it from the collection depot (it was too big to have it delivered) I was wondering how good porn was going to look on it. If I lived in Batchelorville, porn probably would have been the first thing I watched on it, but being a family man, obviously the first thing we all watched on it was a U-rated animated family movie.

But I’ve celebrated our new purchase by ordering something else. Something I’ve been lusting after for some time. An Erika Lust movie: Cabaret Desire


Watch this space for a review!

2 Responses to “Unintended consequences”

  1. Wish you q Happy Labor Day holiday !

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