El Diablo

When I suggested a few possible styles for pubic topiary back in Bolocks!!!!!, there were several voices amongst your number. Dear Reader, who suggested I should go for an El Diablo. At the time it was an aesthetic that I really wanted to try. Every time I’ve noticed my under carriage getting over grown since, I’ve said this time, this time I’ll getting an El Diablo, and every time, when the beautician has asked The usual landing strip?. I’ve bottled it and said Yes.

But over the last few weeks, my resolve has built. And built. And built. I can’t say why. I can’t imagine it’s been related to our recent sexual renaissance, and subsequent, inevitable recession – hell, we’ve been here before and only on one occasion did I shave all my pubes off is an act of pseudo rebellion.

But somehow, this time, was the right.
Beautician : Are we doing the usual?
Me : I’d like a little more shape this time please.
Beautician : Ok. What would you like?
Me : I’d like a V shape at the front this time please.
And she donned her gloves, took hold of my cock with one hand, and wiped all round my genitals and crotch with a cleansing wipe, before smithing hot wax over my pubes.

The front done, she asked me to turn over and get in to all fours. It seemed she was slightly more diligent about removing every single hair from my crack than usual, reaching for the tweezers to wrench some of the more stubborn hairs around my arsehole.

Beautician : Ok. You can relax now. You can turn back over and check we’ve got the right size and shape.
It wasn’t what I had in mind. It was just a Bermuda Triangle, not El Diablo.

I explained.
Me : Can you take the middle out of the V please.
I placed a couple of fingers over the fuzz to show her what I meant.
My guess is this came as a little surprise, as although there was no change in the tone of her voice, she went to some lengths to check she had understood me correctly, and placing two waxing spatulas in a V just above my cock, reiterated what I had just explained. I’ve seen women with bushes trimmed into shapes other a landing strip, but I guess for men it’s uncommon even amongst those of us who depilate.

And this is what we ended up with.
What do you think, Dear Reader? Does it meet your expectations? Is it a good look?

Please excuse the pixelation, but I realise not everyone wants to see my cock over breakfast.