Fuck Club

How much can you know about yourself, if you’ve never really fucked?
When you wake up with carpet burns on your knees, soaked in cum and sweat, and your genitals raw and aching, can you wake up as a different person?
Losing all hope is freedom.
Passion. Endorphins. Lube.
It’s only after we’ve fucked with everything that we are free to enjoy anything.
This is your sex life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
Fuck Sylvia Kristel … it’s all going down.

WPnsfc

The first rule of Fuck Club: You do not talk about Fuck Club.

The second rule of Fuck Club: You DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

The third rule of Fuck Club: If someone says “not there” or gets touched, the fuck is over.

The fourth rule of Fuck Club: Only one person to a fuck.

The fifth rule of Fuck Club: One fuck a year.

The sixth rule of Fuck Club: T-shirt, not lingerie.

The seventh rule of Fuck Club: Celibacy will go on as long as it has to.

The eighth rule of Fuck Club: If this is your first night at Fuck Club for a year, you must not fuck.

6 Responses to “Fuck Club”

  1. I cannot like this. Too much hurt behind the attempt at parody…
    Hugs instead.

  2. well FUCK! 😦

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