All I want for Xmas

Now that we’re in December, I feel it’s safe to mention the C word. No, not cunt. Nor cock. Nor cum, clit, coitus, copulate or cunnilingus. As far as I’m concerned, there’s no good reason not to mention any of those every day of the year. No, the other C word. Christmas. (Or because I’m not religious, Xmas.)

For a couple of years, the gift I’ve most wanted from Santa has been a Revo 2 prostate massager.

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Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t think that would feel good. I dare you!!!

Funnily enough, Santa still hasn’t brought me a butt plug. But hey, if you ever want to bestow a gift upon me … or up me … that’s probably top of my list of sex toys of desire.

Anyway, as I was researching sign language for perverts recently, I stumbled upon The Big Colouring Book of Vaginas. A stocking filler if ever I saw one (and reminiscent of the 1975 classic Cunt Coloring Book).
And the thing that showed up with my next mouse click was something just as good, if not better. The outrageously ingenious Pornogami.

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I delightful little volume that brings industry to idle hands … unless you make the origami handcuffs. (personally I’d probably start with the sperm, cock or pussy, but that’s just me.)

So now you know what to put on your Xmas list when Santa cums down your chimney and stuffs your stockings with delights.

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