Girl with a pearl necklace 

Stuck when it comes to picking a Valentien’s Gift?

Say pearl necklace to your Great Aunt Ethel, and there’s a good chance she’ll think of exquisite, aquatic jewellery, handed down from generation to generation.

Say pearl necklace to the lads down the pub, and even if they don’t say so out loud, I’ll wager most think of pulling out and shooting their load over their partners face. (They should be so lucky!)

But say pearl necklace to artist Leah Pipegras, and you may end up somewhere I between.


Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.

At $600 it’s a cheaper Valentine’s gift than the £7,425 you’ll have to pay for Great Aunt Ethe’s Tiffany trinket … though I’m pretty sure you could get one of the lads down the pub to pull out and shoot their load over your face for considerably less.

Happy Valentine’s fucking, Dear Reader.

One Response to “Girl with a pearl necklace ”

  1. I hope you are OK – it’s not like you to not post for an extended time

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