Now it’s here. Now it’s not.

They arrived.
My New toys.
They look so delightfully kinky.
And yet …
They both look a little bigger than expected. Ironically, both probably

by just a few millimetres, but the implications are profoundly different.

In one case, that’s fine. I think. A little intimidating, but just a little thrilling at the same time. Anyway, there was only one size available, and that was labled small.

The other toy … well, even though a few mm may represent a far smaller percentage, it may also be just enough to cause a problem. So that’s had to go back for an exchange.

And I still haven’t even told you what they are, Dear Reader. Aren’t I just an atrocious tease?!