Now it’s here. Now it’s not.
They arrived.
My New toys.
They look so delightfully kinky.
And yet …
They both look a little bigger than expected. Ironically, both probably
by just a few millimetres, but the implications are profoundly different.
In one case, that’s fine. I think. A little intimidating, but just a little thrilling at the same time. Anyway, there was only one size available, and that was labled small.
The other toy … well, even though a few mm may represent a far smaller percentage, it may also be just enough to cause a problem. So that’s had to go back for an exchange.
And I still haven’t even told you what they are, Dear Reader. Aren’t I just an atrocious tease?!
July 4, 2017 at 12:41 pm
Post photos of you using them and we will guess what they are 😋! Pretty please? 😊
July 4, 2017 at 12:43 pm
Would that not constitute shameless exhibitionism … or worse still … pornography?
July 4, 2017 at 12:48 pm
But… But… It’s a sex blog! Seriously though, even more post worthy! Ha, now you’ve got me really curious!
July 4, 2017 at 12:56 pm
You should know me well enough by now, EG, to know there is little chance that I won’t post pictures!
The too big toy went back in the post yesterday and as soon as it has been exchanged for a Goldilocks size, you can bet your pubes I shall attempt to relieve your insatiable curtiosity, o best beloved.
July 4, 2017 at 1:05 pm
And now we wait. 🙄
July 4, 2017 at 1:17 pm
Patience, young Jedi.
But you could check out your email for a couple of clues to wet your … well, hopefully to wet not just your appetite.