Sinful Sunday 382 – Mount

Summer and photography really do go together. Be it snapping that winning shot at Wimbledon or The Majors, catching a rare glimpse of fledging migrant birds, or spying on your neighbours and they sunbathe naked in the garden.*

Sinful Sunday

And as any Freudian photographer knows, if you care about how you fill the frame, you need to be well equipped. Selecting an interesting subject and getting the right angle before you squeeze the shutter release and fire off a shot is undoubtably important, but having a good selections of quality lenses to mount on your body is critical. You might feel the need of a really long focal length, or something much wider. You might prioritise a small aperture, or perhaps you consider really good depth of focus is your goal. Size really does make a difference, and it’s not just about cumposition.

*Taking photographs of your neighbors as they sunbathe naked in their garden without their consent is an invasion of their privacy and, in many territories, is probably illegal. So it’s best if you ask first.

21 Responses to “Sinful Sunday 382 – Mount”

  1. Krystal Minx Says:

    VERY creative image!! Well done!

  2. A great image and I loved the writing that went with it. 😊

  3. I keep trying to think of something clever to say, but forget it. This is really fun and well done.

    • If you want something clever, how about noting that most SLRs and system cameras use bayonet [a sword-like stabbing blade which may be fixed to the muzzle of a rifle] mounts, and the fact that the word “vagina” comes from the latin for scabbard [a sheath for the blade of a sword or dagger]?
      (Note to self: stop being such a smart arse – it’s not endearing.)

    • Ah yes, I have some bayonet lenses. I am also amused that a fast lens performs better at night, cause it has a bigger hole in it.

  4. ohhh strange and clever!

  5. Wow! I am kinda fascinated by this photo. Lots of “how?” Floating in my mind. Impressive

    • See the button on my abdomen? While pressing that, I grasp my cock with the other hand, twisting it clockwise, and off it comes. Then I can mount a different sized cock in it’s place. Simple! Yeah?
      Either that or it’s three images composited in Photoshop. But it’s just so hard to tell. 😉

    • Ahh. I missed the button on the abdomen. Haha.

  6. This is an amazingly creative shot and some very cool editing skills


  7. Fantastically surreal and very clever and humorous, great edit!

  8. This is so cool!

    • Thanks. It was initially a little bit uncomfortable having the mounting implant fitted, but it opens up so many possibilities for non-penile attachments. Highly recommended (if you can find a surgeon willing to do the procedure).

  9. […] Mount by Accidental Masturbator […]

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