Out the mouths of babes

Music is a big thing for me, and I’m proud to say I have had significant success passing that on to the next generation.
We were listening to Sally MacLennane by The Pogues as we drove home from school, the track’s details displayed on the dashboard screen.

Jnr: I like that.
Me: What’s that?
Jnr: The album title – Rum, Sodomy & the Lash.

Ah yes.
How to deal with that?
Best to use diversion tactics, and quickly before I have to answer the question Daddy, what’s sodomy?

Me: Ah. It’s from a famous quote about the navy.

I think I dodged that bullet quite well, and thankfully didn’t have to explain that some people like to get fucked in the arse, just like Daddy used to dream of Mummy fucking Him in the arse with the Fun Factory Share XL that He really never had any justification for buying.

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