Sinful Sunday 431 – 100 of the best

From a distance, I appear in relatively good shape for my age, but my tendencey to wear loose fitting t-shirts hides a multitude of calorific sins. You might site my other Sinful Sunday posts as evidence to the contrary, but I have long known how to hide my love handles for a photo – a twist of the shoulders here, a stretch there, inhale … and … watch the birdie

Have you ever noticed how

models never stand in a natural position?
Have you ever wondered why those poses have become ubiquitous?
Stand naked in front of the mirror, and addopt such a posture.
See how good you look?

Or you can cut out the pasta and biscuits, spend your life on a treadmill and wallow in the tortured angst of the gym bunny.
[Ed: On behalf of AM, we would like to ackowledge that some people have genuine medical conditions that lead to weight gain, and even if not, if you you’re happy in your own skin, whatever shape it is, BRAVO!]

But lets face it, most of us would like to look at least a little more stereotypical, and could at least do at least a little more to be happier in our own skin.
And that’s just what I’m doing.
Carbs are out. At least for two meals a day.
Alcohol is down by 80%.
I’m getting 2hrs exercise at least three times a week.
And I’m sitting out in the sun, naked, for an hour a day. (Maybe more of that another time.)
I will be healthier. I will look better. I will be happier.

Sinful Sunday

I’ve also taken on the 100 Press-Ups Challenge.
100 press ups in 6 weeks.
No matter your level of fitness.
No matter how much you hated PE classes at school.
No matter how much the georgraphy teacher encouraged, cajoled, and berated you for your physical ineptitude, as your triceps screamed and you struggled to lift your scrawney frame off the ground, before collapsing, face down in the mud, with the jeers and taunts of your classmates ringing in your ears. [Ed: Tell us about your childhood, AM?]
No more.
Not me.
For I am Charles Atlas! [Ed: Not!}

26 Responses to “Sinful Sunday 431 – 100 of the best”

  1. Replace “will” with “am” to really make it happen. You are already all of that; your body just has to catch up. I feel ya, man! πŸ‘

  2. Wow, that’s a cool shot. I would not have thought of something like this.

  3. Krystal Minx Says:

    What a unique and interesting perspective…Brilliant!!

  4. Genuinely took me a moment to work out the angle! What a great idea. How awesome that you’re doing press ups, I can’t do any! Keep up the good work xx

  5. What a Brilliant shot! As for the rest of the post, I wish you nothing but happiness, no matter your waist size. πŸ’‹

  6. This is such a fantastic pose and shot! I love it!

  7. This is a stunning shot! Really love it!

    Rebel xox

  8. Last year I did the 100 squats a day for a month challenge. It was actually really good and you have inspired me to try it again.


  9. Love the symmetry and strength in this image. Perfectly done.
    Missy x

  10. I love this angle…fabulous shot!

  11. […] 100 of the best by Accidental Masturbator β€” I absolutely love the unique perspective of this image, and it has me wanting to try something similar. […]

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