That’s not your game face
Randomly watching night time TV, I caught an interview with Roisin Conaty, promoting her new TV comedy series, Game Face. She related a sexual encounter in which …
Her character tries to bed a gorgeous guy, covered in tattoos. In an attempt to seduce him, she lies about having a tattoo … y’know … down there … on her vagina … but when she gets home she has to rush to the bathroom to draw one on with a bingo marker. The next morning he has marker pen ink all over his face.
We’ve all been there. I don’t mean drawing our genitals. [Ed though AM certainly has done … and on more than one occasion.] We’ve all told a little white lie in an attempt to get into someone’s pantsuk. Thankfully most of us have got away with it without anyone being any the worse for it, so I’m not horrified by the idea.
What does horrify me is that, in sexually enlightened times, a female comic who isn’t afraid of material about eating pussy can reference a tattoo on her vagina.
Her vagina? Her VAGINA? A tattoo ON her vagina!
I really don’t want to flame Roisin, she’s a successful, funny woman, but how does anyone still not know the difference between a vagina and a vulva. More accurately, I’m pretty sure the intention was to imply the tattoo was on her mound / mons pubis, but lets not split pubic hairs.
Perhaps Roisin should have just stopped at … y’know … down there … Better still wouldn’t it be easier if we were all just a little less uncomfortable talking about sex and could bring ourselves to say pussy, cunt, quim, twat, minge or fannyuk in public? Pussy, cunt, quim, twat, minge and fannyuk are, after all, sufficiently broad, colloquial terms that they can easily encompass vagina and vulva.
So in the highly unlikely case that anyone is reading this and still isn’t clear on the difference, here’s a diagram …
October 14, 2019 at 7:22 pm
I know my anatomy very well, but a refresher is always nice! 😊
October 15, 2019 at 12:01 pm
Any time you need someone to give you a tour of your cunt, just give me a call. 😜
October 15, 2019 at 1:56 pm
Shouldn’t I give You the tour? 😄
October 15, 2019 at 2:54 pm
That s very kind of you to offer. I accept. What time should I come over?
October 15, 2019 at 2:55 pm
Now! Now works for me! 😈
October 15, 2019 at 2:58 pm
I’m on my way.
October 15, 2019 at 3:01 pm
😈💋😈 I wish.
October 15, 2019 at 3:05 pm
Me too.
(There’s always Skype … for a virtual tour?👁👅👁
October 15, 2019 at 3:07 pm
Never used Skype….but might have to try it out. 😁
October 15, 2019 at 3:23 pm
You’ve never had a web wank? Jeez … what the hell have you been up to?
I’m disappointed to confess, actually neither have I. Skype didn’t exist when I ment my Wife, and I used to get the impression She always prefered the lights off.😪 Now I think of it, I could do with a tour of Her cunt – I’ve never seen it properly.
October 15, 2019 at 4:00 pm
I never have! Prefer my wanks in person! 😁
I can completely relate to your wife. I use to feel the exact same way. Nobody was allowed down “there” ESPECIALLY if the lights were on. I had to become comfortable with my own body and sexuality first. Wish I could tell you there was an awesome secret to doing that, but I just decided I would. Wasn’t easy, but the rewards have been AFUCKINGMAZING!!
October 15, 2019 at 5:18 pm
AFUCKINGMAZING?? You should get a job in the marketing dept of COSRT.
I think my Wife probably has a similar issue, though a near militant political association between sex and the subjugation of women doesn’t help. I’d like to think She could learn to leave that outside the bedroom if She ever talks to the therapist about sex, but I don’t hold out much hope of that at the moment.
October 15, 2019 at 5:28 pm
Using BIG curse words is a specialty of mine!
October 15, 2019 at 5:35 pm
I’m better with smaller ones like cunt and cock and fuck.
October 15, 2019 at 5:39 pm
I REALLY like those words too!! 🤗🤗🤗
Like doing them much more than even saying them!
If you’re more comfortable chatting here, that’s GREAT for me, but if you ever wanna chat elsewhere, feel free to email me.
October 15, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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