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Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

June 9, 2019

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, […]

Rubber mullet

June 3, 2019

For those Brits of my generation, the phrase rubber mullet may well bring back traumatic memories of Timmy Mallet and his big, pink, foam hammer. If it doesn’t, be thankful. Be very tankful! When I hear the word mullet, I always think of Billy Ray Cyrus. It’s not that I’m a big country fan, but […]

Rubbery rainbow

February 5, 2016

Just a little self pimping today. Well sort of self. Because whilst it’s me, it’s really other people. Having recently discovered the pervy delights of Tumblr, for the moment I’ve found myself using it as my prefered provider of porn. Except most of what I’m enjoying isn’t quite porn, because

Rubber – Why

January 12, 2015

So you’ve read about how I discovered my love of latex, which must have left you wondering, Shocked Reader, just why I love it so much? Let me try to explain. But first, this will be a post which is improved with a little audience participation: You’re reading about rubber as a fetish, so let’s experience […]

Road rubber

December 19, 2014

As I stood in front of the urinal at a motorway service station the other day, out of the corner of my eye, something caught my attention. It was neither a couple furtively exiting a cubicle together in a post-coital dash, nor a guy at the next urinal massaging his 14″ tattooed leviathan, but a […]

I get to wear rubber for Her

December 16, 2014

Her : I’ve made an appointment with the GP for the end of the week. Me : Ok Such diary logistic conversations are not uncommon. Her : I don’t know if they’ll do anything on the spot; I may need to make another appointment to get my [contraceptive] implant taken out. From the

Rubber – What and when?

November 21, 2014

When you think of rubber and sex, (other than condoms) what’s the first image that pops into your head, Dear Reader? Unless it is your fetish of choice, I’ll wager it’s something like this …

The impossible dream

July 3, 2019

Fantasy is a cruel mistress [Ed: Or perhaps more accurately a cruel dominatrix] and as We edge towards Uur time in the tutelage of Dr Ruth, it is difficult not to contemplate the outcome. It could end in a divorce court, homelessness and both financial and social penury. Or it could end up in a […]

Music fetish

July 1, 2019

There are certain words that catch the ear. They’re like audio click bate. Free is the classic attention grabber, erection is another, but its folly to assume they’re words that necessarily mean what you want them to mean. They could refer to sugar free (who the fuck wants that?) or the erection of a foreclosure sign […]

Proud To Be A Pervert

June 18, 2019

Everyone wants to be one of the cool kids. Even the goth kids sulking in the corner of the park secretly want to fit in to something. Be part of a gang. A family. It’s probably a result if social media, the democratising of opinions, that there’s a proliferation of identity washing over (most of) […]