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Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

June 9, 2019

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, […]

Rubber mullet

June 3, 2019

For those Brits of my generation, the phrase rubber mullet may well bring back traumatic memories of Timmy Mallet and his big, pink, foam hammer. If it doesn’t, be thankful. Be very tankful! When I hear the word mullet, I always think of Billy Ray Cyrus. It’s not that I’m a big country fan, but […]

Rubbery rainbow

February 5, 2016

Just a little self pimping today. Well sort of self. Because whilst it’s me, it’s really other people. Having recently discovered the pervy delights of Tumblr, for the moment I’ve found myself using it as my prefered provider of porn. Except most of what I’m enjoying isn’t quite porn, because

Rubber – Why

January 12, 2015

So you’ve read about how I discovered my love of latex, which must have left you wondering,¬†Shocked Reader, just why I love it so much? Let me try to explain. But first, this will be a post which is improved with a little audience participation: You’re reading about rubber as a fetish, so let’s experience […]

Road rubber

December 19, 2014

As I stood in front of the urinal at a motorway service station the other day, out of the corner of my eye, something caught my attention. It was neither a couple furtively exiting a cubicle together in a post-coital dash, nor a guy at the next urinal massaging his 14″ tattooed leviathan, but a […]

I get to wear rubber for Her

December 16, 2014

Her : I’ve made an appointment with the GP for the end of the week. Me : Ok Such diary logistic conversations are not uncommon. Her : I don’t know if they’ll do anything on the spot; I may need to make another appointment to get my [contraceptive] implant taken out. From the

Rubber – What and when?

November 21, 2014

When you think of rubber and sex, (other than condoms) what’s the first image that pops into your head, Dear Reader? Unless it is your fetish of choice, I’ll wager it’s something like this …

Hold the presses!!!

May 28, 2020

Would you Adam and believe it, Shocked Reader?! Having repeatedly said in counselling that I wanted to talk about sex, and after Kirsty,our counsellor, finally picked up the baton, and My two subsequent quite explicit conversations on the subject in individual sessions, then Kirsty (privately) agreeing with Me that a) it was reasonable to say […]

The rise and fall of eyebrows

May 24, 2020

This post may signal one of the most important moments in both my marriage and this blog. It is therefore not going to be short, Dear Reader. Indeed, it feels almost like a transcription of an entire 70min counselling session AND a whole load of analysis and back story. As we’re all in lock-down, I’ll […]


May 21, 2020

Dear Reader, I’m unconvinced this post merits publishing, and I’m aware it’s not remotely my best written, but my blog is rapidly becoming just a chronicle, and this fits within that. So … Doubtless I shouldn’t be particularly surprised, but rather than talking about sex, as expected at yesterday’s relationship counselling session, We ended up […]