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Of temptation and indescretion

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on October 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Business used to take my Wife away from home on a relatively regular basis. Perhaps every couple of months. These were times when I would indulge my kinks. I could wear latex with impunity, fuck my Flashlight whilst watching porn in bed at night, enjoy a full day with my butt plugged, or spend 36hrs comfortably confined in my CB6000s.

Times change.
It is nearly a year since I chose to move into the spare bedroom, or My bedroom as We have come to refer to it, so some of these things are now easy. Though less so the fetishwear.
Changes at work have meant She doesn’t visit the business’s outposts nearly as often.
Until this week.
She is away.
And my inner perv has been a little revived by Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 373: Weight a little

Posted in Ball stretching, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on June 2, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Sunday morning.
Spring.
The sun is sneaking round the curtains.
Birdsong shouts of territory and sex.
It’s warm.
I’d vowed to go to the gym. I should do. I haven’t been for ages.
But it’s so comfortable here.
In bed.
On my own. (Ok. That’s not the good bit but the rest is. Especially…)
As I roll over in bed, my

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Pendulum progress perception

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex on my own with tags , , , on March 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Confirmation bias is a well known phenomenon when talking about politics (be that politics with a small p or a large P).
The brain plays similar tricks on us when it comes to healthcare: placebos have a profound, clinically proven effect.
And the same principles apply to self perception: no one asks Does my bum look big in this? if they don’t think it does. Nor do they truly believe it if they are told No!

With this in mind I stood staring at my naked self in the mirror. Are my Continue reading

Wait for weight Pt2

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex toys with tags , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… later that same day

Fuck me it feels good!!!
Well, most of the time it does.

The initial stretch, when my scrotum is Continue reading

Wait for weight

Posted in Ball stretching, Sex toys with tags , , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long 10 days at the coal face. Work has been challenging and stressful, but ultimately rewarding. The commute times have been respectively very early and very late, sleep has been valuable, and even wanking has had to take a back seat. Now I feel a need for Continue reading

DLS 17 : Swing!

Posted in Ball stretching, Dirty Little Secrets with tags on July 16, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

There must be something in the air at the moment, or in the water, because I seem to be constantly horny. Even more than usual. 24/7. Not only that, I’m very much going through a kink phase. Sometimes my porn digest is just cocks and cunts. Right now it’s heavily doused in fetishism. There’s a degree to which this is a nuisance as I have a load of work to do and time frames are narrow. I could just rub one out at the start of the working day, unplug the computer from the internet and crack on with productive day after productive day. But I’m Continue reading

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Posted in Ball stretching, Members only on April 15, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

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