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DLS: Black (lace) ops

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Underwear with tags , on December 31, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Think of black ops and what do you picture? Highly trained combatants sneaking around after dark, destabilising established orders and taking out the bad guys? That’s not so far from what I’ve just been involved with.

Highly trained? Highly sexed is more relevant here.
Sneaking around after dark? In the Continue reading

DLS 17 : Swing!

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags on July 16, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

There must be something in the air at the moment, or in the water, because I seem to be constantly horny. Even more than usual. 24/7. Not only that, I’m very much going through a kink phase. Sometimes my porn digest is just cocks and cunts. Right now it’s heavily doused in fetishism. There’s a degree to which this is a nuisance as I have a load of work to do and time frames are narrow. I could just rub one out at the start of the working day, unplug the computer from the internet and crack on with productive day after productive day. But I’m Continue reading

DLS 16 : Maybe I’m getting old. 

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on May 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Unusually I was away from home sans wife and offspring last night. Family business took me several hundred miles away from home overnight. I was staying with relatives but also taking the opportunity to visit an old school friend. Which presented another opportunity: the other day I spent an hour or so perusing locally available services on AdultWork.com but time was short, budget was limited, and if I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure how motivated I really am. Maybe next time.

However, being away from home life somehow always brings out the pervert in me.

So yesterday, as I drove Continue reading

DLS #15 : Outlaw

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on August 1, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a while since I shared a DLS with you, Dear Reader. So I will amends.

As I sat at my desk, waiting for my computer to churn through some numbers, I picked up my smartphone and thumbed through some porn. I got even hornier, unsurprisingly, and felt like a wank. So I headed for the bedroom, pulled down my shorts and my white Moschino thong, and stroked my already engorged member. It felt good. It felt very good. My hand felt good around my cock. My swollen cock felt good in my hand. My foreskin felt good as I Continue reading

DLS #14 : Top and tail

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

My Wife is away on business over night and the significance of this has changed a little in the last week or so. Usually when work has kept Her out of our bed, for me it has been a chance to have more sex than usual … albeit with myself. As we kissed and hugged our goodbyes this morning (in itself a significant change for our habits) She said …
Her: I’ll miss you tonight. I gratuitously fondled Her arse and although She didn’t reciprocate, She didn’t complain either!

I contemplated suggesting phone sex. I still might. Continue reading

DLS #13 : Tied up at the office

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets with tags , , , on February 12, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

Part of the appeal of kink for me is it’s non-conformist nature. The fact that doing something kinky would not meet with approval from the moral masses. All of which fits very nicely with my Dirty Little Secrets. There’s something very satisfying knowing that you are being secretly kinky whilst in an entirely a-sexual situation, and being the only one who knows.

Sometimes I work from home, sometimes I work at clients’ offices, and when I do I love being kinky. That can take the form of wearing rubber under my work clothes, or a ball stretcher, and although I’ve never not done so, I have even contemplated wearing my butt plug to work. But one of my favourite work place DLSs is Continue reading

DLS #12 : Out with the chaps

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear with tags , , , on February 2, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

It is quite likely that my sexual resurgence of the last couple of days was catalyzed by my Wife’s having to go away from home on business for a few days. It invariably brings out the pervert in me. Usually I’ll end up wearing my cock cage or ball stretchers and tossing myself off two or three times a day, until She comes home. Continue reading

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