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Posted in Escorts, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on June 9, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

It really shouldn’t be even remotely surpring that the COVID lockdown has hit the world of sex workers. With strip clubs and brothels necessarily under the same business conditions as clothes shops and restaurants, it doesn’t take a genius to imagine the consequences. I was interested to read my recent thoughts about the impact of lockdown on sex workers being echoed in articles on Forbes and Vogue.

What I hadn’t considered were the ways escorts might try to compensate for the loss of clients [Ed: The Forbes and Vogue articles shed some light on this.] and the more long term question …

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A really ill wind

Posted in Escorts with tags , , , , , on May 1, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Almost exactly a year ago, I mused how I was likely to end up in a town I know well, far from home, on my own for a prolonged period, with an unprecedented access to expendable finances. And the ease with which I could therefore avail myself of the services of someone to relieve my sexual frustrations. [Ed: In case AM is being a little too ambiguous, we would just like to be explicit – He’s talking about prostitution.]

Well, with the current Continue reading

Return to the scene of the crime

Posted in Escorts with tags , , on April 12, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Circumstance will bring me back to this town. I shall doubtless be bored again. And at some point I will be alone and with money in my pocket. The inevitability is all but absolute. The likelihood of me also feeling horny is extremely high.

It’s a town that has a significant itinerant population, with a plethora of hotels, and undoubtedly a discreet population who Continue reading

Working arrangements 

Posted in Escorts, Fiction with tags , , , , on June 16, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Times have been tough, but they’ve been picking up. With more time on my hands and an improving employment market I found myself in a new job. It’s not an exciting job, though far better than stacking shelves on the night shift. It’s just running the desk in a small, middle weight hotel. The pay is ok, the hours are regular, I’m pretty much left to my own devices, and the benefits have turned out to be surprisingly good. Financially and …

Picture the scene:

It was a slow, boring afternoon, a few weeks after I’d started working there and in she walks. I guess she’s mid 30s, has a slim athletic build with nice tits (I guess a C-cup), average height, long Continue reading

DLS 16a : Older but wiser

Posted in Escorts, Porn with tags , , , , on May 19, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Having shunned porn in favour of food yesterday, I had another long drive home today. Several hours.

In these days of nouveau prudishness, British motorway service areas are one of the most reliable places to source soft porn mags. I don’t know why: maybe there’s an inescapably lucrative market that comes with the anonymity of itinerant purchasers, so even Continue reading

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