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Of temptation and indescretion

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , , on October 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Business used to take my Wife away from home on a relatively regular basis. Perhaps every couple of months. These were times when I would indulge my kinks. I could wear latex with impunity, fuck my Flashlight whilst watching porn in bed at night, enjoy a full day with my butt plugged, or spend 36hrs comfortably confined in my CB6000s.

Times change.
It is nearly a year since I chose to move into the spare bedroom, or My bedroom as We have come to refer to it, so some of these things are now easy. Though less so the fetishwear.
Changes at work have meant She doesn’t visit the business’s outposts nearly as often.
Until this week.
She is away.
And my inner perv has been a little revived by Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 390 – Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on September 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When my attention was first piqued by the erotic potential of rubber clothing, back in the late 80s / early 90s, the only fetishwear you could get hold of easily was black [Ed: Easily!? That’s a fucking joke! Sex shops were immeasurably different places three decades ago and buying latex underwear was strictly the province of only the most diligent perverts!] … or sometimes red, or perhaps that slightly sickly, translucent, yellowish hue of natural latex.

Sinful Sunday

Kinky couture has come a long way since then. Most sex shops will stock some basic rubber these days, there’s no shortage of models, chanteuses and actresses who will happily turn up to an award ceremony in a LB(r)D, and you’d be pushed to think of a colour you can’t find rubber in.

Whilst my first latex was indeed a

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Sinful Sunday 389 – Walk the walk

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the privilege of selecting my pick of the week on Sinful Sunday, I bemoaned the predominance of BDSM in terms if kink, and the under-representation of Continue reading

More evidence

Posted in Dreaming of sex, Fetishwear with tags , , , on August 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

My Wife kept resting a hand provocatively on my thigh or arm, or trying to massage my shoulders. I kept pushing Her advances away. I didn’t care how many sweet nothings, or indeed sweet somethings She whispered in my ear, I didn’t want to fuck Her. I broke the news that I have

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Sinful Sunday 375 – Underdressed

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on June 17, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not that it promised to be a bad party, what ever that might constitute. And it’s not that I dislike the hosts (friends of my Wife), far from it. It was just going to be dull. I wasn’t going to know any of the other guests, and have little with common any of them.

Whilst the invitation didn’t specify a dress code, as the party was at an up market hotel, We assumed smart was the order of the day.
For smart, I opted for a suit. A few other guests had dressed up, but as it turned out, there were more than a few pairs of jeans (at least one ripped), various randomly logoed t-shirts, one baseball cap and I was the only person wearing a tie.

However, in an effort to rise above the anticipated tedium of the party, I’ll wager I was also the only person to Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 372: Hidden contrast

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , on May 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I was genuinely surprised how well my last Sinful Submission went down. Maybe there’s something about men in lace manties that is more appealing than is normally discussed – the juxtaposition between masculinity and femininity was certainly the element that received most praise.
(I should add I was both grateful, humbled, and thoroughly approbated by the photos reception.)

That contrast got me thinking.

Sinful Sunday

I’m a big fan of not only contrast, but also the hidden. I love wearing Continue reading

Or is it?

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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