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Finally She mentions the underwear drawer

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She was ironing.
I was watching TV.
And out of the blue She said … Continue reading

The elephant vanishes

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , on August 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Any good experiment will be divided into 3 distinct sections:
1) Method – Accidentally leave a small item of latex fetishwear where it was almost impossible to ignore.
2) Results – None. Well, clean laundry was put away adjacent to, even touching the rubberwear, but absolutely nothing was said.
3: Conclusion –  [… sigh …]

It’s difficult to conceive that Continue reading

I present Exhibit A

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 7, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having toiled away in the man-shed all day, I was hot and sweaty and desperately in need of a shower and a beer. Everything I was wearing was sweaty and …

The new washing machine had been delivered, and the backlog of laundry was slowly being tamed. The first couple of loads had been washed and dried, and She had put some of it away. So She’d visited my underwear drawer. The draw that wasn’t really doing a very good job of hiding a small item of rubber fetishwear at the back. Or it Continue reading

Underhanded?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

For no good reason other than …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I feel the urge to gratuitously share gratuitous images just because they’re gratuitous, but for the enjoyment of those with a leaning towards latex, and who have a penchant for porn, I couldn’t help but share this delight today.

I don’t know what it is about this image.
Obviously the Continue reading

Identifying

Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on June 26, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

At a formal family gathering I’m introduced to a friend of one of the family and we fall into easy conversation.
They go way back.
He has an interesting career, though he hints at a desire to change it.
He and I obviously have similar views on politics.
He’s gay.
He has the personal mobile phone number of one of the mist influential political figures on the planet.
He’s staying with friends and lives out of town.

WOAH!!!
Hold on there just a Continue reading

Nips and tucks

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on February 1, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

“Is your wife into rubber?” Leah asked, as she wiped down my latex catsuit. It wasn’t a question I had anticipated, and I found myself momentarily wrong-footed. “Unfortunately not,” was the best I could manage. Whilst I largely skirted round the issue, or at least the implications, it did seem relevant to mention I had designed a matching outfit for my Wife, albeit one that was therefore unlikely to ever get made.

A short while later, she asked “Have you been to Rubber Cult?”
“I wish!” was the first thought to go through my head. Closely followed by Continue reading

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