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Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , on December 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I thumbed through my Tumblr feed with me left hand and thumbed my helmet with my right, I found myself utterly transfixed by … Continue reading

Things I’d forgotten

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on November 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s a sponsors message on TV at the moment – you know the sort of thing – The Family Entertainment Show was brought to you by Butt Plugs Of Distinction Inc – which features a couple sat on the sofa, and their conversation runs something like this:

Wife: When we get home we should get changed ..
Husband: … into comfy clothes …
Wife: … with

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Come the revolution

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , on November 1, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

What stated me on this search?
The obvious first answer is Jo … and the aftermath.
But what specifically set me scouring the web for a well priced,

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Fetish culture

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on October 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

When we speak of fetish culture we generally think of fetish events at night clubs, BDSM, rubberists, swingers holiday resorts, dungeons and Doms.

By contrast, when we refer to culture, we are often talking about high culture – that of literature, art, ballet, opera.

Two very different uses of the word culture, yet Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

Sinful Sunday

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Not the best start

Posted in Dreaming of sex, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , , on September 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

How we got talking about fetish clubs I’ll never know. Some time in the past, it must be around a decade ago, I recall there was a hint of a conversation, by way of a sheepish mention of TG, and before that even, at the party when my Wife and I first got together, when Continue reading

Innovation

Posted in Fetishwear, Sex toys with tags , , , on August 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Sex drives innovation.
A bold statement, perhaps, and possibly an urban myth, but it’s not uncommon to hear that without porn, the internet wouldn’t be half as technically advanced as it is. Certainly there is no shortage of people trying to reinvent sex toys and over the last few years, increasingly easy access to 3d scanners and printers has seen the rise of companies like MakerLove, and SexShop 3D offering related services.

But creativity can often just involve the simplest of ideas … such as ice locks.

Now the die hard perverts amongst you will be familiar with the prevalence of

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