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Sinful Sunday 427 – Assume the position

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on June 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Sadly we have come to the end of your tour of the Latex Quater [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] of My Suitcase of Salacious & Sordid Secrets. Please take all of your underwear with you as you dismount and don’t forget to wipe the seats. Thank you for riding with us. We hope you’ve enjoyed the trip and look forward to you cumming again. But before you leave …

Long before I got dressed for Orange is the New Black, I knew exactly the pose I wanted. There was, however, one other that I couldn’t not try.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I have featured that pose with both these delightful versions in past posts …

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Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on June 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, if they are to believed, may justify the adage you get what you pay for.

And yet …

What if it’s a difference between

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Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

Sinful Saturday : Orange is the new black – Pt1

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on June 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yeah yeah. I know it’s Sunday that’s supposed to be Sinful, but who reads 450+ words when there is a plethora of pervy pics to peruse and genitals to be massaged?

So here’s the back story for tomorrow’s sinning.

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Rubber mullet

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , on June 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For those Brits of my generation, the phrase rubber mullet may well bring back traumatic memories of Timmy Mallet and his big, pink, foam hammer. If it doesn’t, be thankful. Be very tankful!

When I hear the word mullet, I always think of Billy Ray Cyrus. It’s not that I’m a big country fan, but as celeb mullets go, I think Billy really got it right … or really got it wrong, depending on how you feel about the hairstyle.

My favourite description of the mullet is … Business at the front, party at the back.

I always thought this was unique to hair cuts, but courtesy of my Tumblr feed and Bianca Beauchamp, it turns out the Mullet Philosophy can extend to rubberwear too.

Whilst I acknowledge the spanking dress is nothing new, it did strike me that this example perfectly illustrated the principal of Business at the front, party at the back.

Aspire to average

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is great.
There … I’ve said it. Again. I love porn.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t love all porn. There is good porn, and there is bad porn. There is porn that will stiffen my resolve in nano seconds, and there is porn that will get me turning off the screen and going to make a mug of tea quicker than you can say pass the kleenex. It’s all very much a matter of taste, and as you may well know, Loyal Reader, amongst other things I have a taste for both

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Rebrand

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , on May 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Two ideas, unrelated, but with a common theme. A change of name.

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I’m sure I’m not alone in regarding sex blogging as being simultaneously an isolated activity and gratifyingly connected. It’s a lot like wanking: lot’s of us do it, and usually on their own, but who doesn’t enjoy having someone else watch us do it? [Ed: That’s not just AM, is it?] And if we’re lucky, occasionally we get to meet fellow wankers [Ed: Please excuse AM – we get to meet fellow …] sex bloggers and talk about wanking [Ed: Sorry – we get to talk about …] blogging.

Just as Kelis’ milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, Continue reading

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