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Posted in Fetishwear, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on June 26, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

At a formal family gathering I’m introduced to a friend of one of the family and we fall into easy conversation.
They go way back.
He has an interesting career, though he hints at a desire to change it.
He and I obviously have similar views on politics.
He’s gay.
He has the personal mobile phone number of one of the mist influential political figures on the planet.
He’s staying with friends and lives out of town.

Hold on there just a Continue reading

Nips and tucks

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on February 1, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

“Is your wife into rubber?” Leah asked, as she wiped down my latex catsuit. It wasn’t a question I had anticipated, and I found myself momentarily wrong-footed. “Unfortunately not,” was the best I could manage. Whilst I largely skirted round the issue, or at least the implications, it did seem relevant to mention I had designed a matching outfit for my Wife, albeit one that was therefore unlikely to ever get made.

A short while later, she asked “Have you been to Rubber Cult?”
“I wish!” was the first thought to go through my head. Closely followed by Continue reading

Randy Old Yanking Gimp Boy Injects Vagina

Posted in Fetishwear on November 11, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s finished.
My design project.
You remember, Loyal Reader? I’ve mentioned it more than once.
Matching Continue reading

I can’t put my finger on it

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags on October 27, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I see a picture I feel the urge to share with you, Dear Reader, for no other reason than it just looks fan-porno-tastic. In the last 48hrs I’ve cum across a couple more. (Please don’t excuse the pun – it was entirely pre-meditated.) And here’s the first. Continue reading

Wierd kink

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on October 22, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

If you’re of a similar age to me, Dear Male Reader, one of your most vivid cinematic memories will be Kelly LeBrock in Wierd Science. When we were barely pubescent, she was pretty much the hottest woman we’d ever seen. (Obviously that was about the same time we discovered porn, so the goal posts moved a little very quickly after. But hey … she was still the woman of our dreams!) On the off chance you’re not familiar with the film, [spoiler alert] it follows the adventures of two teenage geeks who, by the wonders of accidental science, create their perfect woman, and she turns out to be even better than in their wet dreams.

As I mentioned recently, I revisited an old project, designing Continue reading

The first rule

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear on October 18, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

Over the weekend, I couldn’t help but think about my underwear drawer. (And of other things.) I veered from one frame of mind to another.
Initially I wished I hadn’t done it.
Then reigned that back in to just that I hadn’t been so obvious.
At some point I thought Hell, I’m up for this. I can do the conversation: “Yes Honey, Continue reading

Worst enemy

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on October 12, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s as no surprise to me
I am my own worst enemy
‘cos every now and then
I kick the living shit out of me

So goes the song. It resonates with me.
Especially today.
The last couple of months have seen me getting hornier and Continue reading

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