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Or is it?

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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Poetic

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

At our last therapy session my Wife mentioned how Her sexual needs are very limited, and whilst I’d like sex once or twice a day, She only needs it once a week, or less. She’s probably right about me, but I was astounded to hear She’d want sex even remotely as often. Obviously Our disparity badly needs addressing, and exploring what strikes me as gross exaggeration would be fascinating.

As I thought about this later I found my self musing on how I have observed  Continue reading

Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

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Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , on December 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I thumbed through my Tumblr feed with me left hand and thumbed my helmet with my right, I found myself utterly transfixed by … Continue reading

Things I’d forgotten

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage with tags , , , on November 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s a sponsors message on TV at the moment – you know the sort of thing – The Family Entertainment Show was brought to you by Butt Plugs Of Distinction Inc – which features a couple sat on the sofa, and their conversation runs something like this:

Wife: When we get home we should get changed ..
Husband: … into comfy clothes …
Wife: … with

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Come the revolution

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , , on November 1, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

What stated me on this search?
The obvious first answer is Jo … and the aftermath.
But what specifically set me scouring the web for a well priced,

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Fetish culture

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on October 6, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

When we speak of fetish culture we generally think of fetish events at night clubs, BDSM, rubberists, swingers holiday resorts, dungeons and Doms.

By contrast, when we refer to culture, we are often talking about high culture – that of literature, art, ballet, opera.

Two very different uses of the word culture, yet Continue reading

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