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Inappropriate observations

Posted in Fetishwear, Parenting, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Once a week, for around a month, I have spent a morning in a stereotypically mum environment. As the only full time dad, I stick out like a sore thumb [Ed: Though AM’s sore thumb probably doesn’t stick out quite as much as the full-time-dad-chip on his full-time-dad-shoulder.] and I was openly applauded the first time I turned up for putting myself in that situation as a full-time-dad … much as a full time mum would be openly applauded for enrolling on a brick layers course. [Ed: See? Told ya! Fucking big chip on His shoulder.]

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Odd

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Having a hug with my Wife was odd.
Initiating a kiss as She left for work was odd.
Putting my wedding ring on for the first time in the best part of a decade was … yes, you guessed it, Dear Reader … odd.
But these things paled into insignificance.

Waking up horny wasn’t odd at all. Not least as Continue reading

The impossible dream

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage on July 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Fantasy is a cruel mistress [Ed: Or perhaps more accurately a cruel dominatrix] and as We edge towards Uur time in the tutelage of Dr Ruth, it is difficult not to contemplate the outcome. It could end in a divorce court, homelessness and both financial and social penury. Or it could end up in a rebuilt relationship and a promising future. Whatever happens, it is unlikely to end up with my Wife and I descending enthusiastically into the depths of my perversions. [Ed: Lets not forget that AM did find a web article penned by Dr Ruth that extolled the potential virtues of BDSM. But lets be honest, it’s going to take more than a couple of days being forced to confront their marital issues to bridge their sexual differences. So AM’s probably right.]
Not that that has stopped me from fantasising.

What if?
What if my Wife Continue reading

Music fetish

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on July 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

There are certain words that catch the ear. They’re like audio click bate. Free is the classic attention grabber, erection is another, but its folly to assume they’re words that necessarily mean what you want them to mean. They could refer to sugar free (who the fuck wants that?) or the erection of a foreclosure sign outside your favourite sex shop (which is undoubtedly worse). But there aren’t many circumstances in which the word

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Sinful Sunday 427 – Assume the position

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on June 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Sadly we have come to the end of your tour of the Latex Quater [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] of My Suitcase of Salacious & Sordid Secrets. Please take all of your underwear with you as you dismount and don’t forget to wipe the seats. Thank you for riding with us. We hope you’ve enjoyed the trip and look forward to you cumming again. But before you leave …

Long before I got dressed for Orange is the New Black, I knew exactly the pose I wanted. There was, however, one other that I couldn’t not try.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I have featured that pose with both these delightful versions in past posts …

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Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on June 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, if they are to believed, may justify the adage you get what you pay for.

And yet …

What if it’s a difference between

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Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

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