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Rubber mullet

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , , on June 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For those Brits of my generation, the phrase rubber mullet may well bring back traumatic memories of Timmy Mallet and his big, pink, foam hammer. If it doesn’t, be thankful. Be very tankful!

When I hear the word mullet, I always think of Billy Ray Cyrus. It’s not that I’m a big country fan, but as celeb mullets go, I think Billy really got it right … or really got it wrong, depending on how you feel about the hairstyle.

My favourite description of the mullet is … Business at the front, party at the back.

I always thought this was unique to hair cuts, but courtesy of my Tumblr feed and Bianca Beauchamp, it turns out the Mullet Philosophy can extend to rubberwear too.

Whilst I acknowledge the spanking dress is nothing new, it did strike me that this example perfectly illustrated the principal of Business at the front, party at the back.

Aspire to average

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is great.
There … I’ve said it. Again. I love porn.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t love all porn. There is good porn, and there is bad porn. There is porn that will stiffen my resolve in nano seconds, and there is porn that will get me turning off the screen and going to make a mug of tea quicker than you can say pass the kleenex. It’s all very much a matter of taste, and as you may well know, Loyal Reader, amongst other things I have a taste for both

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Rebrand

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , on May 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Two ideas, unrelated, but with a common theme. A change of name.

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I’m sure I’m not alone in regarding sex blogging as being simultaneously an isolated activity and gratifyingly connected. It’s a lot like wanking: lot’s of us do it, and usually on their own, but who doesn’t enjoy having someone else watch us do it? [Ed: That’s not just AM, is it?] And if we’re lucky, occasionally we get to meet fellow wankers [Ed: Please excuse AM – we get to meet fellow …] sex bloggers and talk about wanking [Ed: Sorry – we get to talk about …] blogging.

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Oops … nearly

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , , on May 13, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

When you spend the morning taking photos for Sinful Sunday.
When you’ve been dressed appropriately.
When you wash your outfit and hang it out to dry.
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Sinful Sunday 422 – MAMIL

Posted in Fetishwear, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on May 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Aw we journey though my collection of latex, Fetish-Curious Reader, and arrive at my next chronological acquisition, I am minded of a creature increasingly seen on the roads of the UK in the last few years.
The M.A.M.I.L.

For those not familiar with the acronym, it’s a mildly pejorative term for Continue reading

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

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The Red and The Blue

Posted in Fetishwear with tags , on May 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Way back in the history of stop-frame animation there were a glorious couple of characters known simply as The Red and The Blue. Two antagonistic, amorphous blobs of clay who featured in a briliantly funny, and beautifully exicuted series of short films. I don’t mention this for any other reason than
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