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Working arrangements 

Posted in Escorts, Fiction with tags , , , , on June 16, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Times have been tough, but they’ve been picking up. With more time on my hands and an improving employment market I found myself in a new job. It’s not an exciting job, though far better than stacking shelves on the night shift. It’s just running the desk in a small, middle weight hotel. The pay is ok, the hours are regular, I’m pretty much left to my own devices, and the benefits have turned out to be surprisingly good. Financially and …

Picture the scene:

It was a slow, boring afternoon, a few weeks after I’d started working there and in she walks. I guess she’s mid 30s, has a slim athletic build with nice tits (I guess a C-cup), average height, long Continue reading

The porn conversation

Posted in Fiction, Porn with tags , , , on October 19, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

We had the porn conversation.

Her: So … do you use porn?
Me: Errr …
Her: I’ll take your hesitation as a yes. You do, don’t you?
Me: Errr …sometimes?
Her: Bastard. How often?

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Hey! There’s a hand in my pants

Posted in Fiction with tags on May 30, 2013 by Accidental Masturbator

There’s a hand in my pants.
How did that get there? It’s not like its mine!
Actually, I’m not wearing any pants.
That makes a little more sense.
But it’s still not my hand.
What day is it?
Yes, it’s fucking relevant! Continue reading

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