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Bad ideas – 3 : Pandora’s case

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on October 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In case you thought my plotting attempts to passively engage my Wife in conversation about celibacy (or indeed any remedial options) were limited to duplicitous provocations with underwear and laundry, remember there is no shortage of perversions I could allow my Wife stumble upon.

There’s the selection of Continue reading

Bad ideas – 2 : Underhanded underwear

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , on October 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Here’s another one of my not-so-genius ideas … also known as If you can’t get honey from the bee, kick the beehive.

You know of my borderline addiction to buying underwear, Loyal Reader, (I’ve just ordered 3 more pairs for no other reason than I like the colours and they seem to be selling out!) my collection of thongs and g-strings, and presumably you’ve seen my most see-through smalls ever. Well, based on Her surprising silence, that puts you one up on my Wife.

The latter pantsuk were intended as Continue reading

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