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Negative growth

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , on August 30, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[The fourth and final post written on holiday, while I was still feeling normally horny, and before I slid into the grips of only feeling sexually frustrated.]

It’s years since I last shaved my pubes. Literally years. And I really can’t remember the last time I had no pubes whatsoever. Yet whilst going completely bald apparently failed to provoke any reaction from my Wife while on holiday, as I found myself dealing with the stubble above my cock one post-beach-afternoon-shower, I looked in the mirror and I thought,

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Ce qui sera, sera

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , , on August 13, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Apartment booked : check.
Passports checked : check.
Flights booked : check.
Sunscreen bought: check.
Bags packed : check.
Pubes completely shaved : check.

Pubes completely shaved? You may well be thinking that seems quite out of character, Loyal Reader, and you’d be right for a couple of reasons.

I’m not usually a fan of completely shaved pubes: the aesthetic doesn’t quite work for me, and I far prefer waxing to shaving (unless I’m getting to shave a pussy, in which case I’m an A-Grade Ultra Fanboy!) So why have I completely shaved my pubes?

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Sinful Sunday 361 : Overstating

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on March 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It wasn’t my intention to overstate my strength of feeling. Hell! I’m not even sure I actually did. The post title came first and I really didn’t give it that much thought. Do I really loathe my own body hair? I guess that depends on how you interpret the word loathe. Just as art lovers may see something in Continue reading

Provocative or provoke? (Poll)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , on February 26, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

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Two words. One adjective. One verb.

Provocative: /prəˈvɒkətɪv/ (adj) – intended or intending to arouse sexual desire or interest
Provoke: /ˌprɒvəˈkeɪʃ(ə)n/ (vb) – stimulate or give rise to (a reaction or emotion, typically a strong or unwelcome one) in someone.

Ok. I’m cherry picking definitions here, but they are the definitions that concur with my perception of the words typical meaning. A provocative smile says come to bed. To provoke someone is to willfully attempt to illicit a response from them. Surely?

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In a few weeks time my Wife and I have Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 359 – Slough

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on February 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

slough : /slʌf/ verb
(gerund or present participle: sloughing)
shed or remove (a layer of dead skin)

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Sinful Sunday 358 – Self loathing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , , on February 17, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Self loathing takes many forms. For some it manifests as a dislike for their body, whilst others dislike their personality. I suspect I am not unlike most people, especially the noble band of sexual misfits that regularly submit exhibitionist images for Sinful Sunday: there are some aspects of my personality which I like, and some I would willingly change if I could figure out how; similarly there are parts of my body I like, and others that do not take a form that pleases me to look at.

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Pinch

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , , on July 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Caroline: Have you pinched yourself?
She took hold of my cock and moved it out of the way.
Me: Err …?
Leaning in a little, she stared intently at my balls.
Caroline: It looks like you’ve

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