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Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , , on July 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Caroline: Have you pinched yourself?
She took hold of my cock and moved it out of the way.
Me: Err …?
Leaning in a little, she stared intently at my balls.
Caroline: It looks like you’ve

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Well, that could have been awkward

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , on April 26, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I’d sent his wife a text and arranged to meet her at their house. A time was set.
Two days later I drove to the small housing estate where she works from a spare room.
On arrival, looking at unfamiliar signs, I park the car, wary of any restrictions that might result in me getting a fine. The car is registered in my Wife’s name, so any parking penalty notice would be addressed to Her and She would inevitably ask where I had been.
As I walk towards his house, he unexpectedly appears at the front door.
He sees me.
For a moment we Continue reading

All or nothing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on January 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

… and speaking of getting a Brazilian

I’m a big big music fan and my favorite radio station is BBC 6 Music. One of their stalwart DJs is Steve Lamacq. This in itself is of little consequence. However, yesterday morning the breakfast DJ made a quip about back, crack and Lamacq. Oh how I laughed. The irony was I was just a few minutes away from my appointment to get my crack and sack waxed.

For some weeks I have been considering Continue reading

The women who invented the Brazilian wax

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , on January 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Originally published on 31 December 2016 on BBC News.
Written by By Vibeke Venema

Waxing pubic hair has become increasingly common, but how did the trend for the “Brazilian” wax begin?


In an office toilet in London, young women discuss their grooming regimes. Jennifer, 19, waxes off all her pubic hair every month. “The pain is the worst thing I’ve ever been through, but I’m kind of used to it now,” she says.

“I prefer the underneath being gone,” says Lisa, 27. “Some people wax for the beach and other people wax for boys, and people who wax for Continue reading

Aesthetic progress?

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Porn with tags , , , , on December 22, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

In the last month or two I have been hornier than a rabbit with fresh batteries. As discussed, a consequence is having viewed more porn than I usually might. And as discussed, I’ve been favouring amateur porn. Last night, my fantasy fodder was Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Members only, Porn, Underwear with tags , , on March 14, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As I stood in the kitchen, waiting for the kettle to boil, I wanted to get my cock out. The fact that I’d just been browsing through porn and was sporting a semi had nothing to do with it. My motivation came from the fact that Continue reading

The case for the defence

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , , , , on February 27, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As unique as we all are, as adults, nature has decreed we’re pretty much all the same … in at least one respect. It’s something with which we are all provided, and yet, for something which is, in a sense, as normal as the hair on our heads, it can be surprisingly controversial and charged with bitter politics. It is, of course Continue reading

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