Archive for the Male pubic waxing Category


Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , , on February 25, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

The last time I bared all for Sinful Sunday, I really had  just bared all : shortly before, I had been as hairy-as-a-primate, or that’s how it felt. In the months that have since passed, I’m back to bush, and despite Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 482 – Hair

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , on July 4, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Every few weeks since the UK went into COVID lockdown, I have received a text message from the beautician that I get waxed by, relating how professional advice still prevents her from running her business face to face. [Ed: Or more accurately, for many of her clients, both male and female, face to crotch.]

Sinful Sunday

Whilst some will have doubtless resorted to Continue reading


Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Having a hug with my Wife was odd.
Initiating a kiss as She left for work was odd.
Putting my wedding ring on for the first time in the best part of a decade was … yes, you guessed it, Dear Reader … odd.
But these things paled into insignificance.

Waking up horny wasn’t odd at all. Not least as Continue reading

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Male pubic waxing, Fetishwear with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

Continue reading

Bacon and pegging

Posted in Ball stretching, Deconstructing me, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , on May 4, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In the 3 days since I had my introductory conversation with a counsellor, Sandra, it has almost constantly been on my mind. In a good way.
Over the last week or so, I’ve also been working Continue reading

A little bit of politics

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Something else with tags , , , on March 5, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Almost any Brit of my generation will remember Friday evening and a skinny bloke with a skinnier red tie, Buggles glasses and a sparkly jacket offering oooh … a little bit of politics.

I like to keep my blog clean and innocent, unsullied by the sordid perversions of politics, but I recently heard a quip on the radio I felt obliged to share … Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 393 – Prepare for landing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was probably 25yrs ago that I first heard the euphemisms landing strip and Brazilian. History (and the internet) relates how the latter term was coined when the J Sisters from Brazil set up a salon in New York specialising in deforestation of pussies. But my perception was always that  both were both abbreviations from the same analogy; venturing into Continue reading

Negative growth

Posted in Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , on August 30, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[The fourth and final post written on holiday, while I was still feeling normally horny, and before I slid into the grips of only feeling sexually frustrated.]

It’s years since I last shaved my pubes. Literally years. And I really can’t remember the last time I had no pubes whatsoever. Yet whilst going completely bald apparently failed to provoke any reaction from my Wife while on holiday, as I found myself dealing with the stubble above my cock one post-beach-afternoon-shower, I looked in the mirror and I thought,

Continue reading

Ce qui sera, sera

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing with tags , , , , , on August 13, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Apartment booked : check.
Passports checked : check.
Flights booked : check.
Sunscreen bought: check.
Bags packed : check.
Pubes completely shaved : check.

Pubes completely shaved? You may well be thinking that seems quite out of character, Loyal Reader, and you’d be right for a couple of reasons.

I’m not usually a fan of completely shaved pubes: the aesthetic doesn’t quite work for me, and I far prefer waxing to shaving (unless I’m getting to shave a pussy, in which case I’m an A-Grade Ultra Fanboy!) So why have I completely shaved my pubes?

For the Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 361 : Overstating

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on March 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It wasn’t my intention to overstate my strength of feeling. Hell! I’m not even sure I actually did. The post title came first and I really didn’t give it that much thought. Do I really loathe my own body hair? I guess that depends on how you interpret the word loathe. Just as art lovers may see something in Continue reading

%d bloggers like this: