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Honest love song

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags on October 18, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

By chance We recently saw a performance by an existentialist poet. Or at least, I think he described most of his set as existentialist. I can’t remember if he was ever referred to other than as Adam, so I’m afraid I can’t give him full credit, but amongst his verses was … Continue reading

A tale of the unexpected (Book review)

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , on August 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[Part 3 of I-wrote-this-and-am-depressed-by-even-the-thought-of-sex-(let-alone-waking-with-a-hardon-4-or-5-times-a-night)-so-wasn’t-going-to-publish-but-fuck-it-!!! and in the circumstances, perhaps the most inconsequential of posts …]

My summer holiday reading had been sat on the shelf in my bedroom for months. When visiting friends over the Easter break, or possibly even the last summer break, we had taken our respective kids to the Roald Dahl museum. Until that point, I had not realised that Dahl had been responsible for the series of short stories which turned into the TV series Tales Of The Unexpected

… nor that his writing was not confined to children’s books. His adult literature, I learned, could be of

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James addiction

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , on August 14, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A few weeks ago a track from 1993 was played on the radio that I hadn’t heard before. I knew the singer well from the late 80s, and I was surprised that, not only had the song never crossed my radar, but also Continue reading

What goes on reunion, stays on reunion 

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on November 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

A weekend away with The Lads. Unchaperoned in a city far from home. So much potential for misbehaviour.

First I should update you on the chastity cage.
Considering my passage through airport security was Continue reading

A flag to be proud of

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , on October 4, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Browsing through social medial (not porn sites for a change!!!!) I stumbled across this and Continue reading

If you thought bodypainting was horny …

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Porn with tags on September 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 6 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

When I found the promo images for Paintopia, one thing lead to another, and soon enough I had my trousers round my ankles and was wanking my way through the internet’s store of body painting porn. There are so many options when it comes to style. There’s the classic instead-of-clothes look … Continue reading

The art of the tongue

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... on September 13, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 3 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

If you are a fan of hard rock, Dear Reader, when you look at the images below, you will instantly think of Iron Maiden, for it the character depicted is indeed that of Eddie, their long serving mascot.

If you noticed the Continue reading

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