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What goes on reunion, stays on reunion 

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on November 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

A weekend away with The Lads. Unchaperoned in a city far from home. So much potential for misbehaviour.

First I should update you on the chastity cage.
Considering my passage through airport security was Continue reading

A flag to be proud of

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , on October 4, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Browsing through social medial (not porn sites for a change!!!!) I stumbled across this and Continue reading

If you thought bodypainting was horny …

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Porn with tags on September 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 6 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

When I found the promo images for Paintopia, one thing lead to another, and soon enough I had my trousers round my ankles and was wanking my way through the internet’s store of body painting porn. There are so many options when it comes to style. There’s the classic instead-of-clothes look … Continue reading

The art of the tongue

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... on September 13, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 3 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

If you are a fan of hard rock, Dear Reader, when you look at the images below, you will instantly think of Iron Maiden, for it the character depicted is indeed that of Eddie, their long serving mascot.

If you noticed the Continue reading

Abnormality

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Sexual politics with tags , , , , on April 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Normality is boring.
Ok, that’s quite a negative way of looking at it. Normality is comfortable and reassuring and safe. But stepping outside the norm is fun. Challenging preconceptions is a lot of fun. And running the gauntlet when it comes to sex is something some of us consider rather special kind of fun. Which is precisely what Continue reading

Bushes

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , , on March 11, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I needed something to make me smile today. Yesterday was a bad afternoon. Not in an earth shattering way, and nothing remotely related to anything I’ve ever blogged about, but it was just one of those afternoons that pulls the rug from under you and leaves you wondering what you’re going to do when your arse hits the ground. So I needed a smile.

This morning, just after I’d left a message for Catherine, asking if I could book an appointment to get my balls waxed (yes, Escapist Girl, I will soon be in a position to fulfill my promise at the beginning of next week) I logged on to a social networking site and saw the Continue reading

More string underwear

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Underwear with tags , on February 9, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

When you hear the words underwear and string, my guess is you usually have a particular image in mind. It might be like one of my most recent purchases, but some people think a little outside the box … Continue reading

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