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The art of the tongue

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... on September 13, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Part 3 of a short series of fun and sexy things I found on the internet.

If you are a fan of hard rock, Dear Reader, when you look at the images below, you will instantly think of Iron Maiden, for it the character depicted is indeed that of Eddie, their long serving mascot.

If you noticed the Continue reading


Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Sexual politics with tags , , , , on April 23, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Normality is boring.
Ok, that’s quite a negative way of looking at it. Normality is comfortable and reassuring and safe. But stepping outside the norm is fun. Challenging preconceptions is a lot of fun. And running the gauntlet when it comes to sex is something some of us consider rather special kind of fun. Which is precisely what Continue reading


Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , , on March 11, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I needed something to make me smile today. Yesterday was a bad afternoon. Not in an earth shattering way, and nothing remotely related to anything I’ve ever blogged about, but it was just one of those afternoons that pulls the rug from under you and leaves you wondering what you’re going to do when your arse hits the ground. So I needed a smile.

This morning, just after I’d left a message for Catherine, asking if I could book an appointment to get my balls waxed (yes, Escapist Girl, I will soon be in a position to fulfill my promise at the beginning of next week) I logged on to a social networking site and saw the Continue reading

More string underwear

Posted in Not quite about sex but ..., Underwear with tags , on February 9, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

When you hear the words underwear and string, my guess is you usually have a particular image in mind. It might be like one of my most recent purchases, but some people think a little outside the box … Continue reading

I suppose they think that’s funny

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags , on January 22, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

My favorite email of the last few days: Continue reading

What’s the first thing that comes into your mind?

Posted in Not quite about sex but ... with tags on January 8, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

For reasons completely unrelated to 99.9% of anything I expect this blog to ever discuss, I’ve been reading up on Arduinos. If you’ve never heard of them, Dear Not-A-Geek Reader, they are little computery thingies you can teach to do pretty much anthing you want if you can think how it could be controlled electronically. HEY!!! COME BACK!!! DON’T BE SACRED!!! I’m not about to get all geeky on you. The reason I mention it is that whilst doing a little reading on the subject, an image caught my eye.

Now before you scroll down the page to see it, I want you to Continue reading

Feeling dirty

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not quite about sex but ... with tags , , , , , on January 4, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

In the continuing saga of AM And The Great Condom Hunt, I just ordered a variety pack.

It felt surprisingly selacious.

What with my porn habit, my (not just about) sex blog and occasional kinky toy purchases, I’m well used to spending time sat in front of a computer with a boner. For me, it’s all quite normal. And as much as I get aroused by it, somehow it doesn’t feel illicit.

Buying condoms online, on the other

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