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Collar and cuffs

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parentiing and sex, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , on June 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We were heading out to a big family get-together; the sort where smart dress was de rigueur. I couldn’t help notice that amongst the clothes She’d laid out on the bed were The Infamous Red Bra and Panties. Conspicuously, although there was also a suspended belt, it wasn’t the one that matched.

As my Wife was getting dressed, and started to put Her blouse on, our youngest walked into the room and offered some advice:

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Talc talk

Posted in Fetishwear, Parentiing and sex with tags , on January 30, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

I had to laugh.
[This is another one of those posts where you have to stick with me if you want anything about sex.]

I have no experience of verrucas. Despite spending more time in my youth beasting myself up and down swimming pools than I have latterly wasted on the sofa, I’ve never had a verruca. So as a Continue reading

Whips and chain-words

Posted in Parentiing and sex, Random stuff about sex with tags , on December 26, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

You know that family game where each person has to think of a word, Dear Reader, and the next person has to think of one that starts with the letter the last one ended in? Yeah, that’s the one. We (the family) were playing it in the car today. Except I was struggling to Continue reading

Don’t show me yours, I won’t show you mine

Posted in Parentiing and sex, Sex, Sexual politics on September 3, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Today the BBC has reported that a 14yr old boy has been officially recorded as having committed a sex crime.

He’s not raped or sexually assaulted anyone, but has sent a naked selfie of himself to a girl in his school. She then forwarded it on to others, and her details have also been registered. The consequences for both, I suspect, have turned out far greater than they could ever have imagined.

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Call me old fashioned

Posted in Parentiing and sex, Sex toys with tags , on January 2, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of days before Xmas, walking through the local shopping centre, on a whim, I ducked into Ann Summers, just to have a look at who was shopping there. I always find sex shops fascinating, and more for the clientele that the products. Bragging aside, there’s not much in Continue reading

The PMRC Filthy Fifteen

Posted in Parentiing and sex, Random stuff about sex with tags , on September 26, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

When I briefly mentioned She Bop in Making yourself wait I googled the song (I like to do my research, y’knonw, Dear Reader.) and amongst other things I learned about it was that it was featured in the Parents Music Resource Center’s gloriously naive Filthy Fifteen. Published back in 1985 it listed the top fifteen songs that should be banned because

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5 reasons to fuck: a response.

Posted in Parentiing and sex on August 8, 2014 by Accidental Masturbator

Apparently there are 5 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Husband Every Night.
I’m quoting directly from the above article, but I shall be interjecting …
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