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Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say the eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

When my Continue reading

For no good reason other than …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I feel the urge to gratuitously share gratuitous images just because they’re gratuitous, but for the enjoyment of those with a leaning towards latex, and who have a penchant for porn, I couldn’t help but share this delight today.

I don’t know what it is about this image.
Obviously the Continue reading

Of course it matters

Posted in Porn, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , on June 28, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

And whilst we’re loosely on the subject of size, I’d like to say, yes, absolutely, without a doubt, it does. Size matters.

As I was jerking off over some fantastic animat-o-porno-graphs, I came across a set of images of Continue reading

None of what I needed

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn with tags , , , , on April 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: Morning.
Me: Morning.
Her: We should get ourselves together.

It was the last morning of our holiday, and we needed to vacate the cottage in the next couple of hours.
I had been up for more than an hour, licking my wounds from the night before. It hadn’t taken much reflection to know I had been as much at fault as She had or that I that could make a conciliatory gesture this morning.
So I had taken my smart phone out and navigated to my current favourite porn site. These … Continue reading

A night in with a movie?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on February 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having brought you free porn a few days ago, today something popped up in my social media feed that I’m sure you’ll be gagging to indulge in, Dear Reader. An ad for Controversial Classics on the British Film Institute’s website, along with an invitation for a free 30 day trial. Amongst other films, this features Maitresse, a 1976 film that might interest all my D/s readers, and which features Continue reading

Get your free prono

Posted in Porn with tags , on January 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I don’t know how long this will last, but if you register on the email list for Erika Lust (a pornographer who markets herself as making porn for women) you can watch a 22min uncensored porno for free.

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And in my entirely unqualified opinion,  I have to say it’s rather a good little video.

While you’re on the website, there are a load of lovely things to buy too, though please don’t assume I have anything to do with the website or the company. I’d love to be able to say they send me freebies or discount codes or anything, but they don’t.

(I don’t think you’re supposed to be able to download the video you get a link to, and I wouldn’t advocate doing that, but … well … where there’s a will …)

I can’t put my finger on it

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags on October 27, 2016 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I see a picture I feel the urge to share with you, Dear Reader, for no other reason than it just looks fan-porno-tastic. In the last 48hrs I’ve cum across a couple more. (Please don’t excuse the pun – it was entirely pre-meditated.) And here’s the first. Continue reading

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