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We’re all naked before god

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on August 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

If The Church were to be psychoanalised on the same terms as the rest of us, the diagnosis would surely be that it has some serious issues when it comes to sex. Celibacy, or at least virtuous monogamy, is required of its leaders, yet news headlines are not infrequently peppered with stories of sexual abuse. Homosexuality is a deviancy, though transgressive priests seem to favour boys. And pornography is sinful, whilst 400 nudes recline on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Jeez – that’s one conflicted patient you’ve got the Doc!

Last week the

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It’s not my problem

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn with tags , , , , , on July 31, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[This post was started around two months ago, prior to my elective absence. The fact that it is being published now, along with its subsequent companion post, does not necessarily mark my return to regular blogging, but rather may provide some background to a subsequent post.]

As I walked into the kitchen, the breakfast radio presenter was discussing how addiction to computer gaming has recently been recognised by the World Health Organisation as a medical condition, thus opening the possibility (in the UK) of gaming addicts benefiting from treatment on the NHS.

I’ve never really had much interest in computer gaming; as I’ve never owned a console, the closest I’ve got to Continue reading

Matches

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own, Sex with other people on May 6, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

For no good reason, I’m back browsing OKC. It’s not serious – I’m not actively looking for someone to date … or fuck … it’s just window shopping. And spending an hour or two reading through people’s sexual preferences at 5am on a Sunday morning is an interesting alternative to looking at porn when I’m having a wank. (Ok. I admit it. As I get close to Continue reading

Or is it?

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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I’m not your friend

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , on March 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I decided to dispose of some sex toys and adult mags on eBay, I kind of expected a couple of questions from potential buyers. What I didn’t expect was

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Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

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Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , on December 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I thumbed through my Tumblr feed with me left hand and thumbed my helmet with my right, I found myself utterly transfixed by … Continue reading

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