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Ranked and wanked

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Feeling really quite horny after finishing proofing and scheduling a post, and having caught up on a couple of particularly pervy post from others, I felt the urge for a wank.
Nothing unusual there.
Nor was there anything unusual about Continue reading

Aspire to average

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Porn is great.
There … I’ve said it. Again. I love porn.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t love all porn. There is good porn, and there is bad porn. There is porn that will stiffen my resolve in nano seconds, and there is porn that will get me turning off the screen and going to make a mug of tea quicker than you can say pass the kleenex. It’s all very much a matter of taste, and as you may well know, Loyal Reader, amongst other things I have a taste for both

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Rebrand

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , on May 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Two ideas, unrelated, but with a common theme. A change of name.

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I’m sure I’m not alone in regarding sex blogging as being simultaneously an isolated activity and gratifyingly connected. It’s a lot like wanking: lot’s of us do it, and usually on their own, but who doesn’t enjoy having someone else watch us do it? [Ed: That’s not just AM, is it?] And if we’re lucky, occasionally we get to meet fellow wankers [Ed: Please excuse AM – we get to meet fellow …] sex bloggers and talk about wanking [Ed: Sorry – we get to talk about …] blogging.

Just as Kelis’ milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, Continue reading

Bad ideas – 3 : Pandora’s case

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on October 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In case you thought my plotting attempts to passively engage my Wife in conversation about celibacy (or indeed any remedial options) were limited to duplicitous provocations with underwear and laundry, remember there is no shortage of perversions I could allow my Wife stumble upon.

There’s the selection of Continue reading

We’re all naked before god

Posted in Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on August 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

If The Church were to be psychoanalised on the same terms as the rest of us, the diagnosis would surely be that it has some serious issues when it comes to sex. Celibacy, or at least virtuous monogamy, is required of its leaders, yet news headlines are not infrequently peppered with stories of sexual abuse. Homosexuality is a deviancy, though transgressive priests seem to favour boys. And pornography is sinful, whilst 400 nudes recline on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Jeez – that’s one conflicted patient you’ve got the Doc!

Last week the

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It’s not my problem

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn with tags , , , , , on July 31, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[This post was started around two months ago, prior to my elective absence. The fact that it is being published now, along with its subsequent companion post, does not necessarily mark my return to regular blogging, but rather may provide some background to a subsequent post.]

As I walked into the kitchen, the breakfast radio presenter was discussing how addiction to computer gaming has recently been recognised by the World Health Organisation as a medical condition, thus opening the possibility (in the UK) of gaming addicts benefiting from treatment on the NHS.

I’ve never really had much interest in computer gaming; as I’ve never owned a console, the closest I’ve got to Continue reading

Matches

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own, Sex with other people on May 6, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

For no good reason, I’m back browsing OKC. It’s not serious – I’m not actively looking for someone to date … or fuck … it’s just window shopping. And spending an hour or two reading through people’s sexual preferences at 5am on a Sunday morning is an interesting alternative to looking at porn when I’m having a wank. (Ok. I admit it. As I get close to Continue reading

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