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Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , on December 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I thumbed through my Tumblr feed with me left hand and thumbed my helmet with my right, I found myself utterly transfixed by … Continue reading

Porn therapy : part 2

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Despite how fashionable it has become, I’ve not been tempted to start colouring in. [Ed: Whilst he may not have been tempted to start colouring in, AM has certainly been tempted by books like those of Magnus Frederiksen.] Instead I have recently found myself returning to paper and pencil.

I drew my first

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Porn therapy: part 1

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on November 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s a long time since the hippies implored us all to run around naked and get in touch with our spirit wolf, tree, or cloud. With the rise of the mindfulness movement in the past few years, we are again being encouraged to seek out inner calm. In the UK at least, this has resulted in a plethora of colouring for adults books adorning high street shelves with subjects including

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Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say the eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

When my Continue reading

For no good reason other than …

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not often I feel the urge to gratuitously share gratuitous images just because they’re gratuitous, but for the enjoyment of those with a leaning towards latex, and who have a penchant for porn, I couldn’t help but share this delight today.

I don’t know what it is about this image.
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Of course it matters

Posted in Porn, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , on June 28, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

And whilst we’re loosely on the subject of size, I’d like to say, yes, absolutely, without a doubt, it does. Size matters.

As I was jerking off over some fantastic animat-o-porno-graphs, I came across a set of images of Continue reading

None of what I needed

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn with tags , , , , on April 18, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Her: Morning.
Me: Morning.
Her: We should get ourselves together.

It was the last morning of our holiday, and we needed to vacate the cottage in the next couple of hours.
I had been up for more than an hour, licking my wounds from the night before. It hadn’t taken much reflection to know I had been as much at fault as She had or that I that could make a conciliatory gesture this morning.
So I had taken my smart phone out and navigated to my current favourite porn site. These … Continue reading

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