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I have sex with pornstars

Posted in Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , on February 15, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Fucking is about connection, and not just the physical connection of cunt and cock. There are few people [Ed: … hopefully very few!!! …] who fuck someone they don’t actively like. Sure, relationships fail, and the respective partners don’t loose their libidos for a lack of love, but the received wisdom is that sex is often the first casualty when things turn sour.

Over the last year or so, Chatturbate has become one of Continue reading

The rise and fall of eyebrows

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Parenting, Porn, Sex therapy, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 24, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

This post may signal one of the most important moments in both my marriage and this blog. It is therefore not going to be short, Dear Reader. Indeed, it feels almost like a transcription of an entire 70min counselling session AND a whole load of analysis and back story. As we’re all in lock-down, I’ll assume you have time to read it … but you might want to pour yourself a very large glass of wine first.
Right, here we go …

My latest individual counselling session with Kirsty started with Continue reading

Destroy me, if you can.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on April 11, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Well this is going to be an interesting 24hrs.
I guess. Maybe.

Today I had an email to the account I use for a lot of my perving. It opened with … Continue reading

Private hobbies

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sexual politics on October 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A leaking pipe meant the plumber arrived as I was editing an image for Sinful Sunday. There was a larger-than-life-size image of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 442 – Zoetropic

Posted in Porn, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Even in the days before colour had infused the world of pornography, and couples live streaming themselves fucking online was so far from the imagination that it would have blown Jules Verne’s mind quicker than he would have blown his load, a object of fascination in the parlour was the Zoetrope.

Sinful Sunday

Whilst I’ve long been a fan of vintage porn, especially Continue reading

Return of the dissolute

Posted in Ball stretching, Porn, Sex on my own with tags , , , , on September 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Until I started following Hyacinth’s blog, I don’t think I was really familiar with her titular, introspective adjective – dissolute. Hy is, I think it’s fair to say, proudly dissolute, in a league to which I can only aspire. I’m not as regular a reader as I used to be of her story, but it’s hard to think of a time when she hasn’t been fucking at least one guy [Ed: We can only wonder whether AM has jerked off to fantasies of being recorded as a notch on whatever remains of Hy’s bed post.]

But whilst I Hy has probably had more fucks every week of the last 2 years than I’ve had in total in the last two years, dissolute is still a label to which I can easily ascribe. For example …

We got back from the family holiday. As soon as we’re in the door, Continue reading

What’s it really like?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places. So mused Kate Bush, and many (incorrectly) interpreted that as the respective genders wanting to know what the other’s orgasms felt like.

It doesn’t hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?

But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I’m tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts

Oh come on, angel
Come on, come on, darling
Let’s exchange the experience, oh

Once you think the lyrics are about the different experiences of cumming, it’s not hard to see why. And who hasn’t wondered what it’s like?

Of course, it’s not just orgasms – I’ve often wondered what its like to Continue reading

A harmless assumption

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex on my own on August 5, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

All men masturbate and most men watch porn.

They were bold assertions, and I’m sure Dr Ruth could quote data to back them up (possibly Kinsey or Janus or NATSAL). And whilst I’m a great believer that broad, loosely statistical statements are pretty meaningless without context, these two are not without benefit to me.

My Wife and I have Continue reading

Odd

Posted in Ball stretching, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Porn, Sex toys, Sex with my wife with tags , , , , , , on July 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Having a hug with my Wife was odd.
Initiating a kiss as She left for work was odd.
Putting my wedding ring on for the first time in the best part of a decade was … yes, you guessed it, Dear Reader … odd.
But these things paled into insignificance.

Waking up horny wasn’t odd at all. Not least as Continue reading

Ranked and wanked

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Feeling really quite horny after finishing proofing and scheduling a post, and having caught up on a couple of particularly pervy post from others, I felt the urge for a wank.
Nothing unusual there.
Nor was there anything unusual about Continue reading

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