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Or is it?

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on March 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

… NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH … NEWS FLASH …

In the early hours of this morning, police raided Gruntfuttock Tower, the exclusive, monolithic, London offices, and occasional residence of Sir Wilberforce Gruntfuttock III, renowned golfing mogul, philanthropist, and former lead singer of the 70s prog rock band Witch’s Muff. He was arrested and charged under obscenity laws. Sir Gruntfuttock, also known as
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I’m not your friend

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , on March 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I decided to dispose of some sex toys and adult mags on eBay, I kind of expected a couple of questions from potential buyers. What I didn’t expect was

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Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

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Not seeing red

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn with tags , on December 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As I thumbed through my Tumblr feed with me left hand and thumbed my helmet with my right, I found myself utterly transfixed by … Continue reading

Porn therapy : part 2

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex with other people with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Despite how fashionable it has become, I’ve not been tempted to start colouring in. [Ed: Whilst he may not have been tempted to start colouring in, AM has certainly been tempted by books like those of Magnus Frederiksen.] Instead I have recently found myself returning to paper and pencil.

I drew my first

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Porn therapy: part 1

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on November 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s a long time since the hippies implored us all to run around naked and get in touch with our spirit wolf, tree, or cloud. With the rise of the mindfulness movement in the past few years, we are again being encouraged to seek out inner calm. In the UK at least, this has resulted in a plethora of colouring for adults books adorning high street shelves with subjects including

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Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say the eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

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