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Sinful Sunday 378 – Things are looking up

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sinful Sunday with tags , on July 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst I may be taking a break from blogging etc, I am still a sucker for Sinful Sunday. And having been to a ceilidh last night, ao opportunity presented itself.

Sinful Sunday

Righteous anger saturated the media recently when an MP halted progress of private member’s bill to make a new criminal offence of Continue reading

The narcissism of time-outs

Posted in Random stuff about sex on June 28, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m taking a time-out from blogging and all social media.
Logging out of all accounts. Deleting apps and short-cuts. Turning off notifications
No big reason. Just need to …?

The irony is, of course, that it’s narcissistic to announce this on the aforementioned platforms, because it assumes anyone would give a toss.
I hope y’all will miss me, but frankly I’m not sure I have anything to say at the moment, and don’t seem to have had for a while. My fragile, needy ego wonders if anyone will comment on this post, but I shall attempt, at least in the short term, not to find out.

Thank you to everyone who still reads this. As far as I know you’re good people.
Love yourselves And, if you can, those who you want to be loved by.
See you1 on the flip side. (Does anyone k ow what that actually means?)

Get connected

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on June 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As I walked past the pharmacy, I couldn’t help but notice the advertisement in the window. It was for the infamous blue diamond of assisted swelling. Everything is advertised these days, so I thought little of it.
That is, until later that evening.

In the UK we are increasingly used to Continue reading

No touching

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on June 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I want it said that we ask the big questions on Sunday morning … said Paddy O’Connell, the presenter of Radio 4’s news magazine show, Broadcasting House. And usually they do. Obviously no such show would be complete with out a little levity – a morsel from the Sunday papers to raise a smile or two amongst the middle class educated elite.

Moments earlier, in their review of the Sunday papers, Paddy had

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Dad pants

Posted in Random stuff about sex on May 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Amongst the emails that regularly land in my Inbox are, unsurprisingly, a number of sales campaigns for underwear. And amongst those, my two favorite brands are Ergowear and Manstore. The latter sent out a mailshot this week which caught my attention. Not just because Continue reading

Cacti

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on April 23, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Why do boys draw so many cacti on walls?
Those aren’t cacti.
Oh …
As I walked into the living room this was the script from a kids’ TV show. I wasn’t entirely sure it was age appropriate, but I figured least harm would be done if I ignored it. And I’d had it on good authority from another parent that word was already going the playground about … s … e … x …

Of course they

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Review

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex, Sex therapy with tags , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I’d had a shit morning.
Life on the front line of being a grownup had seen fit to give me two good kicks before We left the house. The consequence, I could so easily have pulled out of going to our therapy session today. It even went through my mind to get there and then excuse myself, leaving my Wife to talk to Sue on Her own.
But I didn’t.
Perhaps that would have taken more spine than I could muster.

Sue: You’ve been away. How was that?
Her: It started well on the first day. The next couple were more difficult, without us talking a great deal.
Sue turned to me …
Sue: How do you feel it went.
Me: It was Continue reading

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