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Sinful Sunday 314

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on April 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

After the previous night, I needed a shower.
[Note to self: Don’t take your phone into the bathroom – some nefarious hacker might take control of it’s camera.]
Sinful Sunday
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They came in the post

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on April 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The letter box rattled and She walked into the hall.
Her: Lots of post.
She sifted the interesting envelopes from the obvious bills from the junk-mail.
Her: Have you ordeeed something?
Walking back into the livingroom, She handed over a Continue reading

Inconvenience stores

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on March 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Supermarkets. In the States I believe their called Convenience Stores. Well, how about a little more convenience?

I felt horny as hell as I walked into the supermarket this morning. It wasn’t  afetish for semi skimmed milk, tinned lentils or laundry softener that got my cock stiffening, nor the fantasy of getting sucked off in the Continue reading

Just one?

Posted in Random stuff about sex on February 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Sometimes you get half way through the day and find yourself thinking this could so easily be a Continue reading

Valentine’s Day massacred

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The plan was there was no plan. Did that constitute a plan? [shrug]

I was up an hour and a half before She was. That was fine – I didn’t want to face a sexless Valentine’s gesture when She woke. I’d laid the table for breakfast, as I do that most days, when She came downstairs and put an Continue reading

A night in with a movie?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on February 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having brought you free porn a few days ago, today something popped up in my social media feed that I’m sure you’ll be gagging to indulge in, Dear Reader. An ad for Controversial Classics on the British Film Institute’s website, along with an invitation for a free 30 day trial. Amongst other films, this features Maitresse, a 1976 film that might interest all my D/s readers, and which features Continue reading

click click click click clit

Posted in Random stuff about sex on January 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I have to give credit to Dievca for finding this picture.
And I had to share it too … Continue reading

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