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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on June 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As I walked past the pharmacy, I couldn’t help but notice the advertisement in the window. It was for the infamous blue diamond of assisted swelling. Everything is advertised these days, so I thought little of it.
That is, until later that evening.

In the UK we are increasingly used to Continue reading

No touching

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on June 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I want it said that we ask the big questions on Sunday morning … said Paddy O’Connell, the presenter of Radio 4’s news magazine show, Broadcasting House. And usually they do. Obviously no such show would be complete with out a little levity – a morsel from the Sunday papers to raise a smile or two amongst the middle class educated elite.

Moments earlier, in their review of the Sunday papers, Paddy had

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Dad pants

Posted in Random stuff about sex on May 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Amongst the emails that regularly land in my Inbox are, unsurprisingly, a number of sales campaigns for underwear. And amongst those, my two favorite brands are Ergowear and Manstore. The latter sent out a mailshot this week which caught my attention. Not just because Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on April 23, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Why do boy so many cacti on walls?
Those aren’t cacti.
Oh …
As I walked into the living room this was the script from a kids’ TV show. I wasn’t entirely sure it was age appropriate, but I figured least harm would be done if I ignored it. And I’d had it on good authority from another parent that word was already going the playground about … s … e … x …

Of course they Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex, Sex therapy with tags , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I’d had a shit morning.
Life on the front line of being a grownup had seen fit to give me two good kicks before We left the house. The consequence, I could so easily have pulled out of going to our therapy session today. It even went through my mind to get there and then excuse myself, leaving my Wife to talk to Sue on Her own.
But I didn’t.
Perhaps that would have taken more spine than I could muster.

Sue: You’ve been away. How was that?
Her: It started well on the first day. The next couple were more difficult, without us talking a great deal.
Sue turned to me …
Sue: How do you feel it went.
Me: It was Continue reading

Black and purple

Posted in Random stuff about sex on March 14, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Only in my dreams would my Wife and I end up sat at separate tables in a cafe having lunch separately.

And only in my dreams, from behind a broadsheet newspaper, would I notice that

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I should be more careful

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on March 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Privacy is important, especially for pervy stuff. I like to think I’m careful with what windows I leave open on my computer and that my account passwords are reasonably secure, especially those I use regularly on my smartphone. And just because I’m proud pervert, some of my passwords are a bit pervy. eg For several years my phone was locked with Continue reading

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