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When it rains …

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on October 17, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

In the UK, in the last couple of years, we seem to have adopted the habit of naming storms, and this week we have seen (the now downgraded) Storm Ophelia arrive from the Atlantic. Except every time Continue reading

Focus on the job in hand

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s oft said that the key to a good oral sex is eye contact. Whilst what you do with your mouth is debatably more important, I’d say the eye contact aspect is a little more complicated than that. It’s not just about looking at your lover as you lick the juices from their genitals – it’s about what you say with your eyes.

When my Continue reading

The VPL is dead

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 25, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s probably just as well I was driving and didn’t have a camera to hand, because it really isn’t the dove thing to take photographs of women’s arses in public without their consent.

My guess is there was a wedding or christening or bat mitzvah or something being celebrated just round the corner as the smartly dressed couple weren’t the only people heading in the same direction, done up in smart outfits and carrying brightly wrapped boxes.

What marked them out for me was Continue reading

What dolphins?

Posted in Random stuff about sex on September 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Browsing through a book of optical illusions on from a friend’s coffee table I instantly recognised what is probably one of the most famous illusions not drawn by Escher – that of Continue reading

Nothing to see here

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Parentiing and sex, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

You’ve booked a week in a self catering holiday cottage.
On arriving, you take your suitcases to the bedrooms.
One room has a double bed. Ok. That’s for the adults.
The other bedroom has two single beds. Intended for kids, right?
So explain this …

Her: Have you looked on the bookshelf in the kids’ room?
There’s a Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex on August 25, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Your relentless optimism is commendable, Dear Reader. Every time my Wife is in the mood, at least one of your number voices their hope that this will be a turning point. That She has finally connected with Her inner nympho. That we will finally have regular sex.

The problem with Continue reading

He’s not the only one

Posted in Random stuff about sex on August 24, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Barely a week after a business contact did a good job of potentially outing himself as a kinister, my social media feed notified me that one friend planned on visiting a beer festival, another was going to a wedding fair, and Claire was interested in attending the

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