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Correction

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on November 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

[Ed: Here at Accidental Publications Inc, we like to think we have the highest of editing standards, and do our utmost to ensure we only bring you the most accurate filth, smut and porn anywhere in the sex-blog-o-sphere. However, as diligent as we try to be, even we can cock up on occasions. Perhaps distracted by having our cock up someone else, it seems we may have missed a heinous error on AM’s behalf in a recent post.

The error manifested itself in incorrect labelling of the female genitalia.

We would like to humbly apologise to anyone who was mislead as a result of this oversight, and we would direct you to study the graphic-info-graphic bellow for the correct identification.

Rest assured we will make no concessions in our efforts to discover who was responsible for the incorrectly published information, and they will be sent directly to the head of HR, Mistress Accident, for a thorough disciplining.] Continue reading

That’s not your game face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Randomly watching night time TV, I caught an interview with Roisin Conaty, promoting her new TV comedy series, Game Face. She related a sexual encounter in which … Continue reading

Sexually transmitted infection

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 20, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Surely it was coinsidene that I was about to pen a post on email scams when my WP feed pointed me at Madeline Harper’s post on Hinge Scams. Perhaps Madline is stalking me, or WP is data-mining my Hotmail account and then feeding some nefarious algorithm to ascertain what topics to promote.
Most likely it was just coinsidence.
Whatever …

Having learned a couple of important Continue reading

What’s it really like?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places. So mused Kate Bush, and many (incorrectly) interpreted that as the respective genders wanting to know what the other’s orgasms felt like.

It doesn’t hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?

But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I’m tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts

Oh come on, angel
Come on, come on, darling
Let’s exchange the experience, oh

Once you think the lyrics are about the different experiences of cumming, it’s not hard to see why. And who hasn’t wondered what it’s like?

Of course, it’s not just orgasms – I’ve often wondered what its like to Continue reading

Too much, too soon

Posted in Random stuff about sex on August 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

One of the little thing that my Wife and I have long struggled with has been booking holidays together. A time when control-freakery, micro-managing, disparate planning styles, man-shopping vs woman-shopping and self destructive acquiescence have lead to conflict.

So booking our first post-Dr-Ruth family holiday was Continue reading

… said the wise call girl.

Posted in Random stuff about sex on July 17, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not since I was a student that I have spent much time reading. Relatively, even then, I did far less reading than most of my peers [Ed: Unless you count the hours AM spent “reading” porn mags.], but relying on public transport, studying several hours from home, and with smartphones and social media not having yet been invented, my world was a tiny bit more book oriented. [Ed: And porn-mag oriented. The tale of how AM spent much of a four hour train journey “reading” porn-mags is for another time.]

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Music fetish

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on July 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

There are certain words that catch the ear. They’re like audio click bate. Free is the classic attention grabber, erection is another, but its folly to assume they’re words that necessarily mean what you want them to mean. They could refer to sugar free (who the fuck wants that?) or the erection of a foreclosure sign outside your favourite sex shop (which is undoubtedly worse). But there aren’t many circumstances in which the word

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