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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on December 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As a dyed in thw wool music fan, it’s always sad to hear of the death of a musical hero.

Last night as I was getting home, the news broke that Pete Shelly of Buzzcocks had died of a heart attack.

It seems apt to mention this here for two reasons.

Firstly there’s probably

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Relegation of icons

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , on September 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

There are points when one senses nails in the lids of coffins.

For far longer than my Wife and I have slept separately, I have, from time to time, tormented myself by looking in Her underwear drawer. For no reason less noble than to fuel my own self destructive optimism, in the hope that maybe today She’s wearing the Infamous Red. That maybe something has changed. That a positive decision has been made.

Today was such a day.
Today was different.
Today was not the same.
Today there was a Continue reading

Liberation of letch

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on August 25, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Big tits. Small tits. Saggy tits. Pert tits. Bouncy tits. Pneumatic tits. Implanted tits. Young tits. Old tits.

If you want a visual smörgåsbord of tits, come to the beaches of le Côte d’Azur. Admittedly that wasn’t a slogan I remember seeing when we booked the holiday, but it might as well have been. [Ed: A smörgåsbord is perhaps. a little too Scandinavian a metaphor, considering the location, but hopefully you get the point, Tolerant Reader.] 

And there was just as joyous an Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 378 – Things are looking up

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sinful Sunday with tags , on July 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst I may be taking a break from blogging etc, I am still a sucker for Sinful Sunday. And having been to a ceilidh last night, ao opportunity presented itself.

Sinful Sunday

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The narcissism of time-outs

Posted in Random stuff about sex on June 28, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m taking a time-out from blogging and all social media.
Logging out of all accounts. Deleting apps and short-cuts. Turning off notifications
No big reason. Just need to …?

The irony is, of course, that it’s narcissistic to announce this on the aforementioned platforms, because it assumes anyone would give a toss.
I hope y’all will miss me, but frankly I’m not sure I have anything to say at the moment, and don’t seem to have had for a while. My fragile, needy ego wonders if anyone will comment on this post, but I shall attempt, at least in the short term, not to find out.

Thank you to everyone who still reads this. As far as I know you’re good people.
Love yourselves And, if you can, those who you want to be loved by.
See you1 on the flip side. (Does anyone k ow what that actually means?)

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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on June 10, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As I walked past the pharmacy, I couldn’t help but notice the advertisement in the window. It was for the infamous blue diamond of assisted swelling. Everything is advertised these days, so I thought little of it.
That is, until later that evening.

In the UK we are increasingly used to Continue reading

No touching

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on June 8, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I want it said that we ask the big questions on Sunday morning … said Paddy O’Connell, the presenter of Radio 4’s news magazine show, Broadcasting House. And usually they do. Obviously no such show would be complete with out a little levity – a morsel from the Sunday papers to raise a smile or two amongst the middle class educated elite.

Moments earlier, in their review of the Sunday papers, Paddy had

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