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What’s it really like?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places. So mused Kate Bush, and many (incorrectly) interpreted that as the respective genders wanting to know what the other’s orgasms felt like.

It doesn’t hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?

But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I’m tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts

Oh come on, angel
Come on, come on, darling
Let’s exchange the experience, oh

Once you think the lyrics are about the different experiences of cumming, it’s not hard to see why. And who hasn’t wondered what it’s like?

Of course, it’s not just orgasms – I’ve often wondered what its like to Continue reading

Too much, too soon

Posted in Random stuff about sex on August 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

One of the little thing that my Wife and I have long struggled with has been booking holidays together. A time when control-freakery, micro-managing, disparate planning styles, man-shopping vs woman-shopping and self destructive acquiescence have lead to conflict.

So booking our first post-Dr-Ruth family holiday was Continue reading

… said the wise call girl.

Posted in Random stuff about sex on July 17, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s not since I was a student that I have spent much time reading. Relatively, even then, I did far less reading than most of my peers [Ed: Unless you count the hours AM spent “reading” porn mags.], but relying on public transport, studying several hours from home, and with smartphones and social media not having yet been invented, my world was a tiny bit more book oriented. [Ed: And porn-mag oriented. The tale of how AM spent much of a four hour train journey “reading” porn-mags is for another time.]

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Music fetish

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on July 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

There are certain words that catch the ear. They’re like audio click bate. Free is the classic attention grabber, erection is another, but its folly to assume they’re words that necessarily mean what you want them to mean. They could refer to sugar free (who the fuck wants that?) or the erection of a foreclosure sign outside your favourite sex shop (which is undoubtedly worse). But there aren’t many circumstances in which the word

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Somrwhere under the rainbow

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on June 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

As we head towards the end of June or, as it is better known, Pride Month, it seems appropriate to roll out the rainbows in support of all our LGBTTQQIAAP friends (as well as both the GSD/MOGAI arseholes and angels about whom we know as little as all the straight/cis strangers of the world).

You will know, Loyal Reader, I’m not only all in favour of fucking whoever the fuck you want, I’m also an advocate of Continue reading

Ranked and wanked

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Feeling really quite horny after finishing proofing and scheduling a post, and having caught up on a couple of particularly pervy post from others, I felt the urge for a wank.
Nothing unusual there.
Nor was there anything unusual about Continue reading

Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on June 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, if they are to believed, may justify the adage you get what you pay for.

And yet …

What if it’s a difference between

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