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Fragility and purpose

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 10, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

[Ed: This really happened this evening.]

The queue was only short. An elderly man and a woman in her mid 20s took the first two places and I brought up the rear. Other than that there was only one person.

He was probably a little younger then me. Muscular, well tanned Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags on May 3, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

As I showered the other morning, I found myself musing over how, maybe 8 or 9 months ago, I’d felt uncomfortable with my arm around my Wife, and how that had received cursory discussion with Kirsty (our last counsellor). My discomfort at the potentially proprietorial overtones was mentioned, but not that I was uneasy making

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Mathematical inequalities

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on April 11, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Most men, even adequately endowed men, like the idea of having a bigger cock, and … well … let’s be honest, whilst many women might not be enthusiastic about a genuinely monster member, nobody wants a small cock. Right? Right! But unless you’ve equipped with your own pussy, I’ll wager you’ve not thought much beyond the locker-room status of being hung like a horse.

I certainly hadn’t appreciated one aspect of being well hug until I saw this …

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Random thoughts #5 – Forgotten

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , , on February 20, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

As I was wanking over porn this morning, I came across this image (not literally … that was a few minutes later) …

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Random thoughts #4 – ugly

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags on February 17, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Thumb your way through any porn mag. Scroll down any porn website. Read any erotic novel. Browse the marketing images in any sex store. Drool over the models used by any underwear brand – male or female.

There’s one common subset. Irrespective of gender …

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Random thoughts #3 – Just good friends

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on February 12, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Picture a friend, Dear Reader. A good friend. Maybe your best friend. See their face in your mind. Hear their voice.

Now hold that thought.

You want the best for your friend, don’t you Dear Reader. You want them to be happy and healthy. Safe and comfortable. To be satisfied with what they have and achieve what they desire. To have love and be loved. It’s easy to picture these things. Right?

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Random thought #2 – banana skin

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Fetishwear with tags , , , , on February 4, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

As someone who most definitely loves rubber – thoroughly enjoys the feel of it and finds it more than a little aesthetically pleasing – my favourite phrase I’ve read today is (in reference to a custom made rubber suit) … Continue reading

Random thoughts #1 – Better out than in

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on February 1, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Maybe as much as 3yrs ago, I honestly can’t remember, I registered an account on OKCupid as a feasibility study. If We were to get divorced … if I were to get divorced … would I Continue reading

It’s like I never left

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on January 22, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

The morning after I wrote last, I sat with my thumb hovering over Dial. The number displayed above it was that of a law firm that specialised in divorce, and the firm most widely recommended on local social media groups.

The enormity of

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Equally conflicted

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , on July 13, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

In Our last two relationship counselling sessions with Kirsty, We have finally got round to talking about the the big stuff. The things that you don’t talk about in polite conversation: Politics, Sex, Money and Religion – the Four Topics of The Apocalypse. Despite my having had 3 individual sessions with Kirsty just talking about Sex and, to the best of my knowledge, my Wife having one of Her own [Ed: It is difficult to know whether that 3:1 ratio has more to do with AM being proportionately more willing to talk about the sex, or that his Wife just has disproportionately little to discuss.] it is perhaps less surprising than disappointing that Continue reading

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