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Gone and finished

Posted in Deconstructing me, Random stuff about sex with tags , on May 20, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

The half hour I spent talking with Sandra didn’t really fix anything, but was not entirely without merit. Amongst other things she asked Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on May 18, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It started with just another one of those little situations where I felt I was being told I was wrong.
Thankfully I was on my way out for an evening’s sports training session. But it got under my skin. And it festered.
Our paths didn’t cross again that night.

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… just …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex on May 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Tonight … just …

…maybe more tomorow. But now … just …

[Ed: Whatever you may think, Beloved Reader, what AM needs right now is not your opinion. Don’t take that personally. He understnads benevolance. But we’re pretty sure what he needs right now is … well, we don’t really know, but … no … actually what he really needs is a hug, and he ain’t gonna get that in any way that will make a differencen. See image above …]

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

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Abstraction (Re-blog)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Lingerie is for everyone, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Dearest Violet Fawkes
I hope don’t mind me re-blogging your post. As I’ll explain below, it really struck a chord with me.


Lingerie Is For Everyone, Photos
April 3, 2019

“When you see a fish you don’t think of its scales, do you? You think of

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Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on April 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with typewriters, and eventually one of them would produce the entire works of Shakespeare. Such is the theoretical nature of Random. If something is truly random, every once in a while something that appears not to be random will inevitably occur. In theory.

I went to login to a website this evening, and … well, you know those irritating captcha codes – supposedly random characters that are really hard for computers to read and almost as hard for humans to read … well …

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Those nights …

Posted in Random stuff about sex on April 2, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Those nights when you look at porn …

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