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Somrwhere under the rainbow

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on June 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

As we head towards the end of June or, as it is better known, Pride Month, it seems appropriate to roll out the rainbows in support of all our LGBTTQQIAAP friends (as well as both the GSD/MOGAI arseholes and angels about whom we know as little as all the straight/cis strangers of the world).

You will know, Loyal Reader, I’m not only all in favour of fucking whoever the fuck you want, I’m also an advocate of Continue reading

Ranked and wanked

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on June 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Feeling really quite horny after finishing proofing and scheduling a post, and having caught up on a couple of particularly pervy post from others, I felt the urge for a wank.
Nothing unusual there.
Nor was there anything unusual about Continue reading

Orange is the new black – Pt3 – Rubber review

Posted in Fetishwear, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on June 9, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Anyone with a fetish for latex, or at least anyone who’s gone internet shopping for rubber fetishwear in the last few years, will doubtless have seen cheap Chinese clothing on eBay. There have often been criticisms of quality of latex used, standard of tailoring, and intellectual property transgressions when it comes to Chinese suppliers which, if they are to believed, may justify the adage you get what you pay for.

And yet …

What if it’s a difference between

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Gone and finished

Posted in Deconstructing me, Random stuff about sex with tags , on May 20, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

The half hour I spent talking with Sandra didn’t really fix anything, but was not entirely without merit. Amongst other things she asked Continue reading

Gone

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex with tags , , on May 18, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

It started with just another one of those little situations where I felt I was being told I was wrong.
Thankfully I was on my way out for an evening’s sports training session. But it got under my skin. And it festered.
Our paths didn’t cross again that night.

When I woke up in the morning Continue reading

… just …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex on May 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Tonight … just …

…maybe more tomorow. But now … just …

[Ed: Whatever you may think, Beloved Reader, what AM needs right now is not your opinion. Don’t take that personally. He understnads benevolance. But we’re pretty sure what he needs right now is … well, we don’t really know, but … no … actually what he really needs is a hug, and he ain’t gonna get that in any way that will make a differencen. See image above …]

I shaved my legs for this?

Posted in Fetishwear, Male pubic waxing, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 10, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

For many of us, it’s easy to look at our marriages and empathise with Deana Carter. (See below.) After a few years together, how many of us haven’t looked across the breakfast table and though I know I said till death do us part, but …! It’s difficult not to sign on the dotted line with the rose tinted expectation that it’s going to be this good for ever. But of course, none of us are

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