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Con-full-frontational

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on June 28, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s years since I last saw my Wife naked. It was doubtless some time before I moved out of Her bedroom, and almost certainly a notable amount of time even before We last had sex.

My Wife has

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Puzzling

Posted in Parenting, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on May 27, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

[Ed: Because the last post was pretty full on, here’s something a little lighter …]

Amidst all the lock-down restrictions with which we are all currently faced, many people are finding new, or not so new ways of passing the time.

In many families, I suspect, old board games and dusty puzzles have been impotently presented to pre-teen tech-junkies as an alternative to the interminable sexting and Continue reading

Maybe that’s the answer

Posted in Random stuff about sex on April 29, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

In a recent fight We had, I hinted at occasions when I believe control has been a significant factor. My Wife retorted with something about how I should know what She likes by now and should accept that. (This seemed irrelevant to whether or not I’m allowed to do things for Her, but there was no point in following that up as Her recent defence in such situations has been that when She talks, She is thinking out loud and what She says does not represent fully formed thoughts. [Ed: … which surely puts AM in an utterly untenable position in any debate or discussion?])
She could easily have been Continue reading

It’s not all bad

Posted in Random stuff about sex on April 15, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

There are good days and bad days. Even in a collapsing marriage there are good days.

Two sessions after saying to Kirsty that We wanted to talk about sex, we still haven’t really. We have talked a little about intimacy, and been set homework to touch (in a very limited way), so hopefully We are on that path … if we don’t get too distracted.

In Our last session,

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Destroy me, if you can.

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , on April 11, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Well this is going to be an interesting 24hrs.
I guess. Maybe.

Today I had an email to the account I use for a lot of my perving. It opened with … Continue reading

Correction

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , on November 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

[Ed: Here at Accidental Publications Inc, we like to think we have the highest of editing standards, and do our utmost to ensure we only bring you the most accurate filth, smut and porn anywhere in the sex-blog-o-sphere. However, as diligent as we try to be, even we can cock up on occasions. Perhaps distracted by having our cock up someone else, it seems we may have missed a heinous error on AM’s behalf in a recent post.

The error manifested itself in incorrect labelling of the female genitalia.

We would like to humbly apologise to anyone who was mislead as a result of this oversight, and we would direct you to study the graphic-info-graphic bellow for the correct identification.

Rest assured we will make no concessions in our efforts to discover who was responsible for the incorrectly published information, and they will be sent directly to the head of HR, Mistress Accident, for a thorough disciplining.] Continue reading

That’s not your game face

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , , on October 14, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Randomly watching night time TV, I caught an interview with Roisin Conaty, promoting her new TV comedy series, Game Face. She related a sexual encounter in which … Continue reading

Sexually transmitted infection

Posted in Random stuff about sex with tags , , on September 20, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Surely it was coinsidene that I was about to pen a post on email scams when my WP feed pointed me at Madeline Harper’s post on Hinge Scams. Perhaps Madline is stalking me, or WP is data-mining my Hotmail account and then feeding some nefarious algorithm to ascertain what topics to promote.
Most likely it was just coinsidence.
Whatever …

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What’s it really like?

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex with tags , , , , , , on August 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

If I only could, I’d make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places. So mused Kate Bush, and many (incorrectly) interpreted that as the respective genders wanting to know what the other’s orgasms felt like.

It doesn’t hurt me
Do you want to feel how it feels?

But see how deep the bullet lies
Unaware I’m tearing you asunder
Ooh, there is thunder in our hearts

Oh come on, angel
Come on, come on, darling
Let’s exchange the experience, oh

Once you think the lyrics are about the different experiences of cumming, it’s not hard to see why. And who hasn’t wondered what it’s like?

Of course, it’s not just orgasms – I’ve often wondered what its like to Continue reading

Too much, too soon

Posted in Random stuff about sex on August 1, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

One of the little thing that my Wife and I have long struggled with has been booking holidays together. A time when control-freakery, micro-managing, disparate planning styles, man-shopping vs woman-shopping and self destructive acquiescence have lead to conflict.

So booking our first post-Dr-Ruth family holiday was Continue reading

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