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Two sides

Posted in Sex on my own with tags , , on June 29, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are two sides to every story. It’s easy to perceive things from your own perspective; harder to understand someone else’s.

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tu manusturpas
ille manusturpat
nos manusturpamos
vos manusturpates
illi manusturpant

A thought experiment …

There are two sides to every coin. Heads or tails. Your call, Dear Reader. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes. As that coin spins in the air, what Continue reading

A tissue of lies

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , , on February 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Not surprisingly, after the minimalist start to January, it didn’t take long into Feb for the box of tissues on my bedside table to run dry. The empty box told a barely spoken truth.
Then it seemed the only time I had to myself was in the shower for a couple of weeks, so it wasn’t an issue, and there was always the box my Wife keeps on Her side of the bed on the couple of occasions that I needed to Continue reading

Domestic bliss

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex on my own with tags , , , , , on July 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

When I told you, Dear Reader, about how I came to discover my love of rubber-wear, I dug out an old copy of the fetish magazine, Shiney International, I bought some time back in the late 80s / early 90s. As I thumbed through the pages, skim reading erotic stories and stiffening over explicit photo sets, I chanced upon these Continue reading

DLS 16 : Maybe I’m getting old. 

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on May 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Unusually I was away from home sans wife and offspring last night. Family business took me several hundred miles away from home overnight. I was staying with relatives but also taking the opportunity to visit an old school friend. Which presented another opportunity: the other day I spent an hour or so perusing locally available services on AdultWork.com but time was short, budget was limited, and if I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure how motivated I really am. Maybe next time.

However, being away from home life somehow always brings out the pervert in me.

So yesterday, as I drove Continue reading

I really am …

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , on February 25, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… to use Evie The Rabbit‘s word … insatiable.

It was only yesterday we agreed [Did we agree, or was it my unilateral suggestion?] to make time for sex on Tuesday nights and Sunday mornings.
It is only 16 or so hours until we will test our collective resolve for the first time.
It was only last week that I resolved to stop flaunting my horniness quite so much.
And yet …

Two hours before the alarm clock and I’m awake with a hand clasping my hard-on.
My Wife’s breathing and movement suggests She’s awake too.
I reach across to Her and Continue reading

Watch

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex with other people with tags , , , on February 21, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As you might well expect, Loyal Reader, knowing how juxtaposed my sexual past and present are, there are many things that I miss. That’s not to say my past merits bragging; more that I just miss the playfulness I’ve been lucky enough to enjoy in times gone by.

For no good reason, today, the thing I found myself missing was Continue reading

How long is a piece of string?

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own with tags , , , on February 17, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

As She got out of bed I started wanking. She hadn’t yet left the room, and whilst it was dark and my actions were silent, She must have known. She was meant to know.
Wile She showered, I Continue reading

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