Archive for the Sex toys Category

As if to prove my point …

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , , on July 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

… and just a couple of days after I declined the offer to publicise to my entire social media contacts list the fact that I need to buy XXL condoms, this appears in one of my feeds … Continue reading

iCon’t believe it’s cum to this

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on July 27, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

At Her suggestion, I was e-shopping for condoms, and splashed across the retailers webpage, like a well aimed ejaculation, was a banner I couldn’t ignore …

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New toys Pt1

Posted in Sex toys with tags , on July 17, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Two new toys.
One steel. One silicone.
One external. One internal.
Both stretch.

The first …

Some time back, I seem to remember one of your number, Dear Reader, describing my ball stretchers as pretty, and if this new one isn’t a thing of kinky beauty, I don’t Continue reading

Now it’s here. Now it’s not.

Posted in Sex toys with tags , on July 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

They arrived.
My New toys.
They look so delightfully kinky.
And yet …
They both look a little bigger than expected. Ironically, both probably

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Of course it matters

Posted in Porn, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , on June 28, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

And whilst we’re loosely on the subject of size, I’d like to say, yes, absolutely, without a doubt, it does. Size matters.

As I was jerking off over some fantastic animat-o-porno-graphs, I came across a set of images of Continue reading

Wait for weight Pt2

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… later that same day

Fuck me it feels good!!!
Well, most of the time it does.

The initial stretch, when my scrotum is Continue reading

Wait for weight

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long 10 days at the coal face. Work has been challenging and stressful, but ultimately rewarding. The commute times have been respectively very early and very late, sleep has been valuable, and even wanking has had to take a back seat. Now I feel a need for Continue reading

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