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Bad ideas – 3 : Pandora’s case

Posted in Bad ideas, Fixing a broken marriage, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on October 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In case you thought my plotting attempts to passively engage my Wife in conversation about celibacy (or indeed any remedial options) were limited to duplicitous provocations with underwear and laundry, remember there is no shortage of perversions I could allow my Wife stumble upon.

There’s the selection of Continue reading

You’re kidding, right?

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on October 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Confession: Since I bought my Fun Factory Share XL strapless strap-on almost exactly a year ago, the only orifices it has penetrated have been that of my Fleshlight and my mouth.
Well you would, wouldn’t you?!
Wouldn’t you?
Oh. Ok.
Well I did.

[Ed: Am has long been curious about Continue reading

Lost in translation

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on March 13, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Names mean nothing – they’re just arbitrary labels, and yet sometimes they have quite profound meaning. How many times have we heard tales of product branding that doesn’t quite say what was meant? Who can forget the classic slogan Continue reading

I’m not your friend

Posted in Porn, Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , on March 7, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I decided to dispose of some sex toys and adult mags on eBay, I kind of expected a couple of questions from potential buyers. What I didn’t expect was

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‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

Partly because Continue reading

Do robots dream of electric dildos?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on January 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Channel 4 recently made a show about sex robots for their robot / AI season, I’ll acknowledge my interest was partly lascivious, but I was just as curious to know about the state of the engineering and, possibly, about those who might buy a sex robot.

Whilst the electronic advances are impressive, we are Continue reading

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