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Wait for weight Pt2

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

… later that same day

Fuck me it feels good!!!
Well, most of the time it does.

The initial stretch, when my scrotum is Continue reading

Wait for weight

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on December 10, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long 10 days at the coal face. Work has been challenging and stressful, but ultimately rewarding. The commute times have been respectively very early and very late, sleep has been valuable, and even wanking has had to take a back seat. Now I feel a need for Continue reading

Did you pack it yourself, sir?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys with tags , , , , on November 13, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Risk, in sex. Some like it, some don’t. For some it may mean diving behind a hedge on the way home from the pub for a quick alfresco fuck. For others it might mean breath play. And some get a thrill from rubbing one out somewhere where their gorgeous neighbour might see them. Me? I like a little risk. And something a little risky I’ve wanted to try for some time involves Continue reading

Hopes dashed

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , , on June 15, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

For reasons I won’t go into just now (though be assured they’re much as you’d imagine they should be from me) I found myself looking at the online clearance sale for Simply Pleasure this morning. And what should I spy, but this … Continue reading

Man vs Machine

Posted in Sex toys with tags , , , on May 21, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

I’ve discussed before how I tend to have a far more productive day at my desk when my balls are well drained, and how, on numerous occasions, I have had an unproductive morning, followed by a lunchtime wank to dispense with both a load of my jizz and the irritation of feeling horny, followed by a really productive afternoon. QED.

Well there are days when Continue reading

DLS 16 : Maybe I’m getting old. 

Posted in Dirty Little Secrets, Fetishwear, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on May 18, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

Unusually I was away from home sans wife and offspring last night. Family business took me several hundred miles away from home overnight. I was staying with relatives but also taking the opportunity to visit an old school friend. Which presented another opportunity: the other day I spent an hour or so perusing locally available services on AdultWork.com but time was short, budget was limited, and if I’m honest, I’m not entirely sure how motivated I really am. Maybe next time.

However, being away from home life somehow always brings out the pervert in me.

So yesterday, as I drove Continue reading

Cruel intentons

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex toys with tags , , , , on February 3, 2015 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s been a long week. A long three weeks actually. Working for up to 15hrs a day, an hour away from home. There has been no time for wanking. My balls are heavy, and every day for the last week at least I’ve woken with the hardest of erections. I’ve not cum for ages.

This last point is also tied up with the fact that We’ve not had sex since my Wife went back to work after Xmas. (We had a brief fumble, at Her instigation, but that went nowhere good pretty quickly, and She positively rejected a positive advance of mine, and later issued an unsolicited acknowledgement. But there has been nothing of any consequence, and none of the bumper pack of jonnies has seen action.)  She did postulate that a change of contraception might not be a panacea for Her libido, and that work related fatigue might play a significant role. Well that seems to have been pretty much confirmed. Oh well.

This morning, boner like steel, I reached for Continue reading

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