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Wot no meat?

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , on April 14, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

`For the first time in an age and a half, I dug out my see-through Manstore briefs from the back of the underwear drawer and smiled as I looked at myself in the mirror. They are ridiculous, but they make me smile, and more importantly, they make me feel sexy. To quote Sheldon Cooper, “they’re underwear that’s fun to wear.” See … Continue reading

Positive marketing

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , on April 7, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Airbrushing the pimples, blemishes and wrinkles from advertising campaigns has been with us for a very long time. Whether its beauty products, household detergents, family hatchbacks, or political campaigns, little escapes the touch-up artist. And it’s not just the pictures – you’re no more likely to read an ad banner proclaiming this exfoliating cream causes skin irritation for 3% of users than you are Continue reading

A possible man-splanation

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , , on March 18, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Pretty much any time you get on the train, he’s there. The alpha-male stereotype. Taking up more space than he can possibly justify.
Legs splayed, as if he’s waiting for

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Posted in Escorts, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on June 9, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

It really shouldn’t be even remotely surpring that the COVID lockdown has hit the world of sex workers. With strip clubs and brothels necessarily under the same business conditions as clothes shops and restaurants, it doesn’t take a genius to imagine the consequences. I was interested to read my recent thoughts about the impact of lockdown on sex workers being echoed in articles on Forbes and Vogue.

What I hadn’t considered were the ways escorts might try to compensate for the loss of clients [Ed: The Forbes and Vogue articles shed some light on this.] and the more long term question …

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The rise and fall of eyebrows

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Parenting, Porn, Sex therapy, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 24, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

This post may signal one of the most important moments in both my marriage and this blog. It is therefore not going to be short, Dear Reader. Indeed, it feels almost like a transcription of an entire 70min counselling session AND a whole load of analysis and back story. As we’re all in lock-down, I’ll assume you have time to read it … but you might want to pour yourself a very large glass of wine first.
Right, here we go …

My latest individual counselling session with Kirsty started with Continue reading


Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , on May 21, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I’m unconvinced this post merits publishing, and I’m aware it’s not remotely my best written, but my blog is rapidly becoming just a chronicle, and this fits within that. So …

Doubtless I shouldn’t be particularly surprised, but rather than talking about sex, as expected at yesterday’s relationship counselling session, We ended up talking about our wedding, communication, respect and curiosity. Don’t get me wrong, Dear Reader, most of these things absolutely need discussing, but it really does seem perennially easy to not talk about sex.

However, just as we’re drawing to the end of the session Continue reading

Inappropriate observations

Posted in Fetishwear, Parenting, Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on October 11, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Once a week, for around a month, I have spent a morning in a stereotypically mum environment. As the only full time dad, I stick out like a sore thumb [Ed: Though AM’s sore thumb probably doesn’t stick out quite as much as the full-time-dad-chip on his full-time-dad-shoulder.] and I was openly applauded the first time I turned up for putting myself in that situation as a full-time-dad … much as a full time mum would be openly applauded for enrolling on a brick layers course. [Ed: See? Told ya! Fucking big chip on His shoulder.]

As with many similar gatherings, there was no shortage Continue reading

Private hobbies

Posted in Meet the Masturbator, Porn, Sexual politics on October 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A leaking pipe meant the plumber arrived as I was editing an image for Sinful Sunday. There was a larger-than-life-size image of Continue reading

Nasty words

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , on September 30, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In 1785, Francis Grose‘s A Classical Dictionary of The Vulgar Tongue listed the word as C**T as meaning a nasty name for a nasty thing. Having fathered 10 children, it seems likely Grose was quite fond of cunt, so his definition is perhaps a little disingenous.

According to Holy Shi*t by Melissa Mohr, profanity can Continue reading

Lost for words

Posted in Dr Ruth, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex on my own, Sex with my wife, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette with tags , , , , , on July 4, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Help me out, Dear Reader.
With over 800 posts published, I’m used to finding the right words, or at least words that roughly convey the thoughts trying to escape from my head.
But I’m stuck.
I can’t think of the right words.
So maybe you can?

I’m obsessing about Continue reading

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