Archive for the Sexual politics Category

Preferring pervert to profane

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on February 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

“The colour of the paint is absolutely ****ing lovely,” I wrote in a post on a forum. It was my intention to be ironically effusive with my appreciation of the item in question, and I assumed the self parody was sufficiently blatant. Asterisks were used to spare the sensibilities of those most easily offended. “If I told you quite how lovely it was,” my post continued, “I’d probably need a box of Kleenex. But what I need to know about the product is Continue reading

Do robots dream of electric dildos?

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , , , on January 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Channel 4 recently made a show about sex robots for their robot / AI season, I’ll acknowledge my interest was partly lascivious, but I was just as curious to know about the state of the engineering and, possibly, about those who might buy a sex robot.

Whilst the electronic advances are impressive, we are Continue reading

Sticky-out bits

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , , on November 22, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

A listener was getting interviewed on the radio. Her husband to-be had organised their honeymoon, but had only told her it was for 23 days, not where they were going. She had stipulated that whatever their destination, it must be hot, and had packed a load of bikinis in preparation. I wondered how many bikinis one needed for 23 days, but that was largely beside the point.

Later in the day the musician and producer Thundercat was getting interviewed on the same station. He claimed to be wearing little more than a

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The casualties of war 

Posted in Sexual politics with tags , , , , , on November 3, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The night of our initial big fight we had been out for supper with an old friend. Amongst other topics of conversation were gender rolls and feminism. We were all singing off the same page, and agreed that whilst women have enjoyed the benefits of the sexual revolution

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Game Of Tits

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , on August 10, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We watched the last episode of a TV box set. Another series is on its way in the next year, but for now out go-to weekend evening entertainment had ended.
Her: We could give Game Of Thrones a go?
In my head: Really? Are you not aware of its reputation?
As we are probably about the only people in the Western hemisphere not to have gorged ourselves on GoT, and knowing my Wife as you do, Loyal Reader, you are doubtless thinking Continue reading


Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sexual politics with tags , , on July 11, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I deplore click-bate. The way it lurks in your peripheral vision as you surf websites. Obviously on porn sites it’s there to get viewers clicking on premium downloads that will empty their wallets faster than they can empty their balls, but even on Not-NSFW sites it’s there at the side or bottom of your screen, appealing to your baser curiosity.

Most of the time I manage to resist. There’s more free porn than even I could ever jerk off over so I don’t need to pay for that, and the idea that some F-list celeb might have

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Of course it matters

Posted in Porn, Sex toys, Sexual politics with tags , , on June 28, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

And whilst we’re loosely on the subject of size, I’d like to say, yes, absolutely, without a doubt, it does. Size matters.

As I was jerking off over some fantastic animat-o-porno-graphs, I came across a set of images of Continue reading

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