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Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

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And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Sinful Sunday 400 – What do you want?

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on December 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A text message from a family member asked about Xmas arrangements and for gift suggestions. A familiar question at this time of year.

My knee-jerk answer was a happy functional family, but I bit my tongue.

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My second though was equally unbroadcastable before the watershed:

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Sinful Sunday 395 – Self sacrifice

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on November 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In the world of sex blogging, I guess transmogrification is most common to be regarded as a positive thing – narratives of butterfly like metamorphosis when embracing a kink, or being sexually reborn when engaging with a particular partner.

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Various dictionary definitions speak of transmogrification in terms of magic and humour, but some also speak of grotesque transformations and the evil eye.

This blog started, over 800 posts ago, with
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Sinful Sunday 394 – Therapy

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 27, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

My inclination to speak to a therapist waxes and wanes. This last week, I have not felt motivated to even consider it, even though, and perhaps because, certain ghosts have stalked me relentlessly. Not helped by a particularly portentous work deadline.

Come the end of the week, however, I found myself with an unexpected free day – work was done, pending client feedback, and other projects were held up waiting for deliveries.

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For want of anything less inappropriate to do with my time, I Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 393 – Prepare for landing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was probably 25yrs ago that I first heard the euphemisms landing strip and Brazilian. History (and the internet) relates how the latter term was coined when the J Sisters from Brazil set up a salon in New York specialising in deforestation of pussies. But my perception was always thatย  both were both abbreviations from the same analogy; venturing into Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 391 – Celeb porn

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , , on October 6, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of months ago, A to sub Bee‘s Sinful Sunday photo got me thinking. It was a superbly contrived image and said so much about Sinful Sunday.
The photo below was quickly contrived, and was nearly published weeks ago, but when the Monthly Prompt was announced, I just had to delay this image.

As sex bloggers we express what we cannot share with almost everyone we know IRL, yet we are so afraid of what others might think, that even in this “safe”, creative space, with a few exceptions, we still Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 389 – Walk the walk

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the privilege of selecting my pick of the week on Sinful Sunday, I bemoaned the predominance of BDSM in terms if kink, and the under-representation of Continue reading

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