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Sinful Sunday 339 – Mysterious package

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sex toys, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on October 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having placed the wholly unjustifiable order for an unfeasibly kinky, arse-and-pussy-fucking, pinky-purple, double dildo, and despite asking for the dispatch to be delayed so the discrete package didn’t arrive at the weekend (in the circumstances I really didn’t want to have to deal with well, aren’t you going to open it? ), things were bound not to go smoothly.

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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

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Sinful Sunday 336 – No dick pic

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday on September 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

This image was created a couple of months ago, and it was my intention that it would be submitted for the respective Sinful Sunday. Indeed the post was written and scheduled, but at the last minute I decided it wasn’t what wanted to say that day. It possibly wasn’t what I wanted to say ever! I archived the image.   Then, in response to my Sinful Sunday 335 submission, there was a typo which I both found very amusing, and brought this photo to mind

A couple of months ago, when I’d created the image, the more I thought about this, the more I felt it worked. I should say it is potentially quite controversial, so if you don’t want to be challenged, stop here. But we’re all grown-ups, right? So …

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Sinful Sunday 335 – Contemplation

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 9, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having resolved to not submit dick pics for Sinful Sunday, at least in the short term, and whilst I have several ideas for shots, what with a week’s holiday running straight into 3 solid weeks of work, finding time to do  something more creative is going to have to wait. But being on holiday presented another opportunity.

Normally I have a shower every morning.
The cottage we rented for a week had no shower, only a bath.

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Sinful Sunday 332

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , on August 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

In response to one of my more recent Sinful Sunday submissions, someone used the phrase dick pic. The term has come to have quite negative connotations, frequently referring to photographs emailed or sexted to unwilling recipients. Obviously, as a follower of this meme, Sinful Reader, you’re probably not offended by the sight of someone’s cock appearing on your screen, but it occurred to me that yes, when I’ve participated in Sinful Sunday it has frequently been with a dick pic.

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