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Sinless Sunday 362

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on March 18, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Sin is such an arbitrary word.
As a concept it is underpinned by religious concepts of good and evil; concepts which in themselves are defined within the context of a belief I for one do not share. So for those of us that don’t, does Sin even exist?

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Sinful Sunday 360 – Third string

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on March 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Dievca’s post on G-strings appeared in my feed, obviously my interest was piqued. Not just because I love the sight of a woman in a G-string, but because I have more than a dozen of my own and, latex notwithstanding, amongst my nominally excessive collection of underwear, these are some of my favorites.

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Sinful Sunday 356: Etchings

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , on February 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It maybe the emotional impact of my Wife and I going through sex therapy, but I’ve lost my blogging mojo recently, especially when it’s come to Sinful Sunday. That said, in the last few days, inexplicably, as we’ve not really made much progress, indeed far from it, I seem to have found some solace by attending to my inner pervert. A little smuttery has been its on therapy. To that end …

According to Wikipedia …

… the phrase “Want to come up and see my etchings?” is a romantic euphemism by which a person entices someone to come back to their place with an offer to look at something artistic, but with ulterior motives.

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Sinful Sunday 341 – Don’t blame me!

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I would like to apologise for this photo, and emphasise it is really not my fault. I’m blaming Jo for it. It’s not that she directed the photo shoot (I wish!), let alone snuck into my house and snapped it when I wasn’t looking, nor did she supply me with the necessary accessories, but she is absolutely guilty of inspiring the homage to her own image and, most significantly, of catalysing its creation with her active approval of the idea.

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It’s not even as if she was remotely repentant. So if there is anything about this shot that

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Sinful Sunday 339 – Mysterious package

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sex toys, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on October 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having placed the wholly unjustifiable order for an unfeasibly kinky, arse-and-pussy-fucking, pinky-purple, double dildo, and despite asking for the dispatch to be delayed so the discrete package didn’t arrive at the weekend (in the circumstances I really didn’t want to have to deal with well, aren’t you going to open it? ), things were bound not to go smoothly.

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Sinful Sunday 338 – Batteries not included

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 30, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

As much as I like the idea of Fluid as a Sinful Sunday prompt this week, I’m not going with the theme. Partly because I only spotted the proompt after I’d created this post, and partly because I’m not sure I want to win the prize. So I’m not entering the competition. Anyway …

Continuing my Sinful theme of not-a-dick-pic, I had a think about what sex is when a dick isn’t involved.
The obvious first answers are oral and masturbation. But then there’s phone sex, sexting, sex toys … well, you don’t need me to list all the ways to get your rocks off.
Then I thought about what gets my rocks off.
Which lead me to ask how could I combine some of those things in a single image … all without a dick.
The answer included three elements:

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Sinful Sunday 336 – No dick pic

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week on September 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

This image was created a couple of months ago, and it was my intention that it would be submitted for the respective Sinful Sunday. Indeed the post was written and scheduled, but at the last minute I decided it wasn’t what wanted to say that day. It possibly wasn’t what I wanted to say ever! I archived the image.   Then, in response to my Sinful Sunday 335 submission, there was a typo which I both found very amusing, and brought this photo to mind

A couple of months ago, when I’d created the image, the more I thought about this, the more I felt it worked. I should say it is potentially quite controversial, so if you don’t want to be challenged, stop here. But we’re all grown-ups, right? So …

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