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Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

Sinful Saturday : Orange is the new black – Pt1

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on June 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yeah yeah. I know it’s Sunday that’s supposed to be Sinful, but who reads 450+ words when there is a plethora of pervy pics to peruse and genitals to be massaged?

So here’s the back story for tomorrow’s sinning.

Was it really back in Oct 17 that I thoroughly enjoyed donning a pair of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 417 – The colour of fake

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on April 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

Sinful Sunday

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Sinful Sunday 403 – Fur coat

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on December 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was cold. I dug out my winter coat.
Jo at Teachers Have Sex posted a no-knickers picture for Sinful Sunday 401.

Sinful Sunday

It didn’t take me long to get to the phrase Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

Sinful Sunday

And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Sinful Sunday 400 – What do you want?

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on December 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A text message from a family member asked about Xmas arrangements and for gift suggestions. A familiar question at this time of year.

My knee-jerk answer was a happy functional family, but I bit my tongue.

Sinful Sunday

My second though was equally unbroadcastable before the watershed:

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Sinful Sunday 395 – Self sacrifice

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on November 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In the world of sex blogging, I guess transmogrification is most common to be regarded as a positive thing – narratives of butterfly like metamorphosis when embracing a kink, or being sexually reborn when engaging with a particular partner.

Sinful Sunday

Various dictionary definitions speak of transmogrification in terms of magic and humour, but some also speak of grotesque transformations and the evil eye.

This blog started, over 800 posts ago, with
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