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Sinful Sunday 383 – I should do this more often

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on August 11, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Having said I haven’t been wanking much lately, and indeed returning to sex-blogging, I must have started thinking about sex more. because sure enough, the next night, I lay in bed, cock in hand, tugging away for all I was worth.

Still wanting to keep the box of tissues sealed, and feeling particularly sluttish, I resolved to Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 382 – Mount

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on August 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Summer and photography really do go together. Be it snapping that winning shot at Wimbledon or The Majors, catching a rare glimpse of fledging migrant birds, or spying on your neighbours and they sunbathe naked in the garden.*

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And as any Freudian photographer knows, if you care about how Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 370 : A glimpse of lace

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday on May 12, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When I read These knickers by Tits and Test Tubes, I was definitely turned on. She kind of lost me with the two guys twist, but that didn’t stop me jerking off to the story.

Around the same time Kinky and Perky posted in Sinful Sunday a picture of himself in the panties he’d been required to buy for his D.

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When I had my recent clear out of sexy excess, I threw the

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Sinless Sunday 362

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on March 18, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Sin is such an arbitrary word.
As a concept it is underpinned by religious concepts of good and evil; concepts which in themselves are defined within the context of a belief I for one do not share. So for those of us that don’t, does Sin even exist?

At Sinful Sunday we revel in the Sin of sexual subversion. We enjoy not only the Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 360 – Third string

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on March 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Dievca’s post on G-strings appeared in my feed, obviously my interest was piqued. Not just because I love the sight of a woman in a G-string, but because I have more than a dozen of my own and, latex notwithstanding, amongst my nominally excessive collection of underwear, these are some of my favorites.

Of the three pictures Dievca posted … Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 356: Etchings

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , on February 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It maybe the emotional impact of my Wife and I going through sex therapy, but I’ve lost my blogging mojo recently, especially when it’s come to Sinful Sunday. That said, in the last few days, inexplicably, as we’ve not really made much progress, indeed far from it, I seem to have found some solace by attending to my inner pervert. A little smuttery has been its on therapy. To that end …

According to Wikipedia …

… the phrase “Want to come up and see my etchings?” is a romantic euphemism by which a person entices someone to come back to their place with an offer to look at something artistic, but with ulterior motives.

I’ve recently rediscovered the pleasures of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 341 – Don’t blame me!

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 21, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I would like to apologise for this photo, and emphasise it is really not my fault. I’m blaming Jo for it. It’s not that she directed the photo shoot (I wish!), let alone snuck into my house and snapped it when I wasn’t looking, nor did she supply me with the necessary accessories, but she is absolutely guilty of inspiring the homage to her own image and, most significantly, of catalysing its creation with her active approval of the idea.

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It’s not even as if she was remotely repentant. So if there is anything about this shot that

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