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Sinful Sunday 417 – The colour of fake

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on April 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

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Sinful Sunday 403 – Fur coat

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on December 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was cold. I dug out my winter coat.
Jo at Teachers Have Sex posted a no-knickers picture for Sinful Sunday 401.

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Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

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And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Sinful Sunday 400 – What do you want?

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on December 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A text message from a family member asked about Xmas arrangements and for gift suggestions. A familiar question at this time of year.

My knee-jerk answer was a happy functional family, but I bit my tongue.

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My second though was equally unbroadcastable before the watershed:

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Sinful Sunday 395 – Self sacrifice

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on November 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

In the world of sex blogging, I guess transmogrification is most common to be regarded as a positive thing – narratives of butterfly like metamorphosis when embracing a kink, or being sexually reborn when engaging with a particular partner.

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Various dictionary definitions speak of transmogrification in terms of magic and humour, but some also speak of grotesque transformations and the evil eye.

This blog started, over 800 posts ago, with
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Sinful Sunday 394 – Therapy

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 27, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

My inclination to speak to a therapist waxes and wanes. This last week, I have not felt motivated to even consider it, even though, and perhaps because, certain ghosts have stalked me relentlessly. Not helped by a particularly portentous work deadline.

Come the end of the week, however, I found myself with an unexpected free day – work was done, pending client feedback, and other projects were held up waiting for deliveries.

Sinful Sunday

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Sinful Sunday 393 – Prepare for landing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was probably 25yrs ago that I first heard the euphemisms landing strip and Brazilian. History (and the internet) relates how the latter term was coined when the J Sisters from Brazil set up a salon in New York specialising in deforestation of pussies. But my perception was always that  both were both abbreviations from the same analogy; venturing into Continue reading

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