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Sinful Sunday 450 – WTF

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on November 24, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

(This week is unprecedented, as My photo is not entirely My photo. It is My photo, in as much as it was taken for Me and at My request, but as you will see, it most definitely is not a photo of Me.)

What the fuck?
Actually, what’s the fucking point?
Seriously! What is the point?

What’s the point of porn?

The simple answer is visual sexual stimulation. But whilst yhat explains the function of porn, it doesn’t really explain the point of porn.

Surely for most of us, most of the time, porn is just filling a hole (if you’ll pardon the pun) not otherwise filled. After all, who would rather be wanking while staring down an image of someone else fucking than stare up at the person they were actually fucking?

That is certainly true of this image. I would be far more visually stimulated by watching my Wife’s cunt rise and sink down on by a photo of someone else fingering their cunt.[1]

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Not that I didn’t appreciate one of my Generous Readers taking a photo of herself fingering her cunt and sending it to Me.[2] And I most certainly did have a wank over it. [3]

We had fallen into conversation off-blog and, perhaps unsurprisingly, conversation turned to flirting turned to probing questions turned to exchange of fantasies turned to exchange of porno-selfies turned to my request for a Sinful Sunday submission landing in my inbox.

Later, as I showered off the sweat and cum, I wondered how I might justify the situation to my Wife. After all, I would be far more visually stimulated by watching my Her cunt rise and sink down on my cock than by a photo of someone else fingering their cunt. And I wouldn’t feel the need to wank over it.

Perhaps that’s just the same lame excuse trotted out by those whose partners uncover sexual infidelity – She wouldn’t have needed to fuck the photo-copier engineet in the stationary cupboard if her husband had been fulfilling his conjugal duties.

It’s not a justification to anyone who hears it, and me wanking over selfie-porn sent to Me by someone who has read my sex blog … well … I want to fuck … I want my Wife to fuck me … and I’m sure it’s not the excuse my Wife would want to hear, but if She isn’t going to fuck Me, at least I’m not fucking someone else.

And maybe that’s the point if porn.



[1] The Fantastic Reader who is knuckle deep in her cunt in this image is well aware that I’d rather be fucking my Wife, and is fully supportive of that and …
[2] … and she has given her full consent for me to publish her photo …
[3] … and after the news that I had jerked off over her pictures, was sufficiently undeterred that she sent another, more explicit cunt-wank photo. So I’ll take that as approval.

Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

Sinful Saturday : Orange is the new black – Pt1

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , on June 7, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yeah yeah. I know it’s Sunday that’s supposed to be Sinful, but who reads 450+ words when there is a plethora of pervy pics to peruse and genitals to be massaged?

So here’s the back story for tomorrow’s sinning.

Was it really back in Oct 17 that I thoroughly enjoyed donning a pair of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 417 – The colour of fake

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on April 6, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

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Sinful Sunday 403 – Fur coat

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags on December 29, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was cold. I dug out my winter coat.
Jo at Teachers Have Sex posted a no-knickers picture for Sinful Sunday 401.

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It didn’t take me long to get to the phrase Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 401 – Keep on giving

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on December 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As we slide inexhorably towards the end of the year, those of us of a Xmas persuasion are doubtless thinking if gifts. And as a concept, we’re all familiar with the phrase the gift that keeps on giving., even if we’ve not actually received one.

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And you’re doubtless familiar, Dear Reader, with my near obsessive purchasing of pantsuk, especially

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Sinful Sunday 400 – What do you want?

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on December 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A text message from a family member asked about Xmas arrangements and for gift suggestions. A familiar question at this time of year.

My knee-jerk answer was a happy functional family, but I bit my tongue.

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My second though was equally unbroadcastable before the watershed:

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