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Sinful Sunday 394 – Therapy

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 27, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

My inclination to speak to a therapist waxes and wanes. This last week, I have not felt motivated to even consider it, even though, and perhaps because, certain ghosts have stalked me relentlessly. Not helped by a particularly portentous work deadline.

Come the end of the week, however, I found myself with an unexpected free day – work was done, pending client feedback, and other projects were held up waiting for deliveries.

Sinful Sunday

For want of anything less inappropriate to do with my time, I Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 393 – Prepare for landing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on October 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It was probably 25yrs ago that I first heard the euphemisms landing strip and Brazilian. History (and the internet) relates how the latter term was coined when the J Sisters from Brazil set up a salon in New York specialising in deforestation of pussies. But my perception was always that  both were both abbreviations from the same analogy; venturing into Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 391 – Celeb porn

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , , , on October 6, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of months ago, A to sub Bee‘s Sinful Sunday photo got me thinking. It was a superbly contrived image and said so much about Sinful Sunday.
The photo below was quickly contrived, and was nearly published weeks ago, but when the Monthly Prompt was announced, I just had to delay this image.

As sex bloggers we express what we cannot share with almost everyone we know IRL, yet we are so afraid of what others might think, that even in this “safe”, creative space, with a few exceptions, we still Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 389 – Walk the walk

Posted in Fetishwear, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on September 22, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of weeks ago, when I had the privilege of selecting my pick of the week on Sinful Sunday, I bemoaned the predominance of BDSM in terms if kink, and the under-representation of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 388 – Collar and cuffs

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , , on September 15, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

A couple of times recently, people have commented on my colourful socks.
I wouldn’t say I’m proud of my socks, but I do make a point of having colourful socks. More importantly, I make a point of ensuring my underwear and socks match whenever possible.

You’ll doubtless know my stance on Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 385 – Ironwork

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , on August 27, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[Since getting back from holiday I’ve found myself in a sexual slump. The very thought of sex, or rather chronic lack of sex, either makes me angry or despondent. To the extent that having penned several posts including this Sinful Sunday contribution, I pulled the plug on publishing them. But having spent time and effort writing them it seems self defeating to not publish and be damned. So by heart’s not really in this but …]

Our holiday apartment featured a couple of notable pieces of ironwork, and it seemed churlish of me to ignore them whilst

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Sinful Sunday 383 – I should do this more often

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday with tags , , on August 11, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Having said I haven’t been wanking much lately, and indeed returning to sex-blogging, I must have started thinking about sex more. because sure enough, the next night, I lay in bed, cock in hand, tugging away for all I was worth.

Still wanting to keep the box of tissues sealed, and feeling particularly sluttish, I resolved to Continue reading

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