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Sinful Sunday 484 – Drained

Posted in Sex on my own, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , on July 18, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Having restricted use of an arm, albeit only temporarily through injury, has been a salutary experience. Especially as it has been that of my dominant hand. The number of things that have been harder to do has been innumerable. Chopping vegetables and making toast have been difficult at best, and not being allowed to carry anything of weight or drive has meant I can’t do the supermarket run. On a more personal note, (assuming your’e right handed) brushing one’s teeth left handed is surprisingly difficult and, as you will appreciate, Dear Penis-ed Reader, if like me you wear briefs, trunks or thongs rather than boxers, even getting your cock out for a piss with just your left hand is a real challenge. As a result, I haven’t worn underwear for a month.

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Sinful Sunday 427 – Assume the position

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on June 15, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Sadly we have come to the end of your tour of the Latex Quater [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] of My Suitcase of Salacious & Sordid Secrets. Please take all of your underwear with you as you dismount and don’t forget to wipe the seats. Thank you for riding with us. We hope you’ve enjoyed the trip and look forward to you cumming again. But before you leave …

Long before I got dressed for Orange is the New Black, I knew exactly the pose I wanted. There was, however, one other that I couldn’t not try.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I have featured that pose with both these delightful versions in past posts …

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Sinful Sunday 385 – Ironwork

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , on August 27, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

[Since getting back from holiday I’ve found myself in a sexual slump. The very thought of sex, or rather chronic lack of sex, either makes me angry or despondent. To the extent that having penned several posts including this Sinful Sunday contribution, I pulled the plug on publishing them. But having spent time and effort writing them it seems self defeating to not publish and be damned. So by heart’s not really in this but …]

Our holiday apartment featured a couple of notable pieces of ironwork, and it seemed churlish of me to ignore them whilst

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Sinful Sunday 382 – Mount

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , on August 4, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Summer and photography really do go together. Be it snapping that winning shot at Wimbledon or The Majors, catching a rare glimpse of fledging migrant birds, or spying on your neighbours and they sunbathe naked in the garden.*

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Sinful Sunday 358 – Self loathing

Posted in Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , , , on February 17, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Self loathing takes many forms. For some it manifests as a dislike for their body, whilst others dislike their personality. I suspect I am not unlike most people, especially the noble band of sexual misfits that regularly submit exhibitionist images for Sinful Sunday: there are some aspects of my personality which I like, and some I would willingly change if I could figure out how; similarly there are parts of my body I like, and others that do not take a form that pleases me to look at.

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Sinful Sunday 340 – Not so innocent 

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on October 14, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

We may all be Sinners, but I’m sure that doesn’t mean we’re all bad people. So please indulge me for a moment …

Wandering down the aisle of chilled cabinets in the supermarket, heading for the milk, something caught my eye. Of course that was exactly what it was meant to do, considering it was what some might consider a marketing gimmick. But a marketing gimmick with a little soul … and a little hat. Lined up amidst the fruit juices were little bottles with little woolly hats on.

The Innocent Smoothie website says …

Loneliness can be a big problem in later life. As many as 200,000 older people say they haven’t spoken to friends or family for over a month.
The hats on our smoothies raise money for activities at local Age UK centres where people […] can get together for things like lunches and dance classes.

The Big Knit started back in 2003 with an idea. We asked some older people, and some younger people, to knit little woolly hats. We put those hats on our smoothies, and for each one sold we made a donation of 25p to Age UK.
The idea snowballed and so far the people of the UK have knitted an astonishing 6 million hats. Together we’ve raised over £2 million for Age UK and we hope to raise much more in the future.

For personal reasons I believe this is a very noble cause. So if you see a smoothie bottle wearing a hat, buy it.

But what’s that got to do with Sinful Sunday?

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Sinful Sunday 336 – No dick pic

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week on September 16, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

This image was created a couple of months ago, and it was my intention that it would be submitted for the respective Sinful Sunday. Indeed the post was written and scheduled, but at the last minute I decided it wasn’t what wanted to say that day. It possibly wasn’t what I wanted to say ever! I archived the image.   Then, in response to my Sinful Sunday 335 submission, there was a typo which I both found very amusing, and brought this photo to mind

A couple of months ago, when I’d created the image, the more I thought about this, the more I felt it worked. I should say it is potentially quite controversial, so if you don’t want to be challenged, stop here. But we’re all grown-ups, right? So …

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Sinful Sunday 314

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags , , on April 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

After the previous night, I needed a shower.
[Note to self: Don’t take your phone into the bathroom – some nefarious hacker might take control of it’s camera.]
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Sinful Sunday 305

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Sinful Sunday Pick-of-the-week with tags on February 12, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

I don’t like this photo.
Actually I do like it, in terms of structure, but it was take hurriedly on my phone, so the resolution is poor and it’s noisy. And then it was Continue reading

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