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Gym jocks

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , , on August 9, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

As I looked around the gym changing room (and admit it, Dear Reader, you also have a tendency to take more than the occasional voyeuristic peek at the hot, sweaty gym bunnies as they strut naked from their locker to the shower) something caught my eye.

No, Hopeful Reader, it wasn’t a 12″ cock, swinging like a pendulum as it was released from supportive Lycra.  No. The thing that stood out was Continue reading

My bad

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on June 18, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

I’m not OCD as such, but I am a stickler for detail.
A shirt has to be perfectly ironed, right down to the creases in the sleeves.
The colour of my socks has to match my underwear whenever possible.
Shoes have to shine so you

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Poetic

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

At our last therapy session my Wife mentioned how Her sexual needs are very limited, and whilst I’d like sex once or twice a day, She only needs it once a week, or less. She’s probably right about me, but I was astounded to hear She’d want sex even remotely as often. Obviously Our disparity badly needs addressing, and exploring what strikes me as gross exaggeration would be fascinating.

As I thought about this later I found my self musing on how I have observed  Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 360 – Third string

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on March 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Dievca’s post on G-strings appeared in my feed, obviously my interest was piqued. Not just because I love the sight of a woman in a G-string, but because I have more than a dozen of my own and, latex notwithstanding, amongst my nominally excessive collection of underwear, these are some of my favorites.

Of the three pictures Dievca posted … Continue reading

‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

Partly because Continue reading

Maybe a lift

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on November 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

While I waited to drive the return leg of a Parental Evening Taxis run, I got a call from my Wife.

Her: Would it be convenient for you to pick me up on the way home. I thought I had time to pop into the department store but missed my connecting train.
Me: Yeah, no problem. See you in 25min.

When the after school activity was complete, we detoured to collect Her.

It was only an hour or two later, as I cooked supper, that Continue reading

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