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Sinful Sunday 337: They really are …

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on September 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are a few more pics in the pipeline for my recent Sinful Sunday not-a-dick-pic theme, but this week I just had to take a quick break. There is a dick in the pic, but bear in mind the dick is not the star of the show, it is merely a member of the supporting cast … if you’ll excuse the pun.

Because don’t you just love it when things turn out to be how you’d hoped?
Like when you look at something on a website, knowing that the photographs have been tweaked just a little to make them look particularly enticing. Yet when they arrive in the post, it turns out the photos hadn’t been touched up much at all.

When I saw the Continue reading

I want … but … butt …

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on September 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Desire is a terrible thing. Lust is a shackle. Wanting is a burden.
I don’t particularly want a lot – I’m not that sort of person, thouhj a decent sex life is definitwly top of the list – but today’s, what I want is

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Finally She mentions the underwear drawer

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 13, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

She was ironing.
I was watching TV.
And out of the blue She said … Continue reading

The elephant vanishes

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , , on August 8, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Any good experiment will be divided into 3 distinct sections:
1) Method – Accidentally leave a small item of latex fetishwear where it was almost impossible to ignore.
2) Results – None. Well, clean laundry was put away adjacent to, even touching the rubberwear, but absolutely nothing was said.
3: Conclusion –  [… sigh …]

It’s difficult to conceive that Continue reading

I present Exhibit A

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , on August 7, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Having toiled away in the man-shed all day, I was hot and sweaty and desperately in need of a shower and a beer. Everything I was wearing was sweaty and …

The new washing machine had been delivered, and the backlog of laundry was slowly being tamed. The first couple of loads had been washed and dried, and She had put some of it away. So She’d visited my underwear drawer. The draw that wasn’t really doing a very good job of hiding a small item of rubber fetishwear at the back. Or it Continue reading

Underhanded?

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Underwear with tags , , , , on August 5, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

The washing machine had started vibrating badly. Now I know that that might have been a bonus for you, Dear Female Reader, but when the banging gets loud enough to wake the neighbours, and the outlet is leaking onto the floor, it really is time to Continue reading

Keeping a secret

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , , , on June 19, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Received wisdom would have us believe size isn’t important. Obviously not all women agree – some like big, and possibly even more like small. But whatever your preference

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