Archive for the Underwear Category

Wot no meat?

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , on April 14, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

`For the first time in an age and a half, I dug out my see-through Manstore briefs from the back of the underwear drawer and smiled as I looked at myself in the mirror. They are ridiculous, but they make me smile, and more importantly, they make me feel sexy. To quote Sheldon Cooper, “they’re underwear that’s fun to wear.” See … Continue reading

Positive marketing

Posted in Sexual politics, Underwear with tags , , on April 7, 2021 by Accidental Masturbator

Airbrushing the pimples, blemishes and wrinkles from advertising campaigns has been with us for a very long time. Whether its beauty products, household detergents, family hatchbacks, or political campaigns, little escapes the touch-up artist. And it’s not just the pictures – you’re no more likely to read an ad banner proclaiming this exfoliating cream causes skin irritation for 3% of users than you are Continue reading

The rise and fall of eyebrows

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Parenting, Porn, Sex therapy, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 24, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

This post may signal one of the most important moments in both my marriage and this blog. It is therefore not going to be short, Dear Reader. Indeed, it feels almost like a transcription of an entire 70min counselling session AND a whole load of analysis and back story. As we’re all in lock-down, I’ll assume you have time to read it … but you might want to pour yourself a very large glass of wine first.
Right, here we go …

My latest individual counselling session with Kirsty started with Continue reading

Aversion

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Kirsty, Sexual politics, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , on May 21, 2020 by Accidental Masturbator

Dear Reader, I’m unconvinced this post merits publishing, and I’m aware it’s not remotely my best written, but my blog is rapidly becoming just a chronicle, and this fits within that. So …

Doubtless I shouldn’t be particularly surprised, but rather than talking about sex, as expected at yesterday’s relationship counselling session, We ended up talking about our wedding, communication, respect and curiosity. Don’t get me wrong, Dear Reader, most of these things absolutely need discussing, but it really does seem perennially easy to not talk about sex.

However, just as we’re drawing to the end of the session Continue reading

Lingerie Is For Everyone 39 – Call my bluff

Posted in Lingerie is for everyone, Underwear with tags , , , on October 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Being of the generation who learned to use phones before they had buttons, I’m not always ahead of the curve when it comes to trends in social media. Only after much badgering from various friends and acquaintances did I finally sign up to Whatsapp a few months ago. I’m still not sure why it is supposed to be better than email etc, but you can either be on the inside, or on the outside.

Lingerie is for everyone

Over night the following conversation Continue reading

Somrwhere under the rainbow

Posted in Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on June 28, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

As we head towards the end of June or, as it is better known, Pride Month, it seems appropriate to roll out the rainbows in support of all our LGBTTQQIAAP friends (as well as both the GSD/MOGAI arseholes and angels about whom we know as little as all the straight/cis strangers of the world).

You will know, Loyal Reader, I’m not only all in favour of fucking whoever the fuck you want, I’m also an advocate of Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 426: Orange is the new black – Pt2

Posted in Fetishwear, Lingerie is for everyone, Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on June 8, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Yesterday was the back story.
Today, the back picture.

Sinful Sunday Lingerie is for everyone

I had to wait a long time for this outfit. The best part of 6 months, and I’ll tell you why tomorrow.
It’s also taken more than 18 months to get round to this photo shoot, so it’s probably best I don’t keep you waiting any longer, Expectant Reader … Continue reading

Rebrand

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , on May 27, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Two ideas, unrelated, but with a common theme. A change of name.

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I’m sure I’m not alone in regarding sex blogging as being simultaneously an isolated activity and gratifyingly connected. It’s a lot like wanking: lot’s of us do it, and usually on their own, but who doesn’t enjoy having someone else watch us do it? [Ed: That’s not just AM, is it?] And if we’re lucky, occasionally we get to meet fellow wankers [Ed: Please excuse AM – we get to meet fellow …] sex bloggers and talk about wanking [Ed: Sorry – we get to talk about …] blogging.

Just as Kelis’ milkshake brought all the boys to the yard, Continue reading

Bacon and pegging

Posted in Ball stretching, Deconstructing me, Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Male pubic waxing, Sinful Sunday, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , on May 4, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

In the 3 days since I had my introductory conversation with a counsellor, Sandra, it has almost constantly been on my mind. In a good way.
Over the last week or so, I’ve also been working Continue reading

Abstraction (Re-blog)

Posted in Fixing a broken marriage, Lingerie is for everyone, Random stuff about sex, Underwear with tags , , , , on May 3, 2019 by Accidental Masturbator

Dearest Violet Fawkes
I hope don’t mind me re-blogging your post. As I’ll explain below, it really struck a chord with me.

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Lingerie Is For Everyone, Photos
Abstraction
April 3, 2019

“When you see a fish you don’t think of its scales, do you? You think of

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