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Poetic

Posted in Fetishwear, Fixing a broken marriage, Sex with my wife, The Red Torsolette, Underwear with tags , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

At our last therapy session my Wife mentioned how Her sexual needs are very limited, and whilst I’d like sex once or twice a day, She only needs it once a week, or less. She’s probably right about me, but I was astounded to hear She’d want sex even remotely as often. Obviously Our disparity badly needs addressing, and exploring what strikes me as gross exaggeration would be fascinating.

As I thought about this later I found my self musing on how I have observed  Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 360 – Third string

Posted in Not a dick pic, Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on March 3, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

When Dievca’s post on G-strings appeared in my feed, obviously my interest was piqued. Not just because I love the sight of a woman in a G-string, but because I have more than a dozen of my own and, latex notwithstanding, amongst my nominally excessive collection of underwear, these are some of my favorites.

Of the three pictures Dievca posted … Continue reading

‘Tis an ill wind …

Posted in Sex on my own, Sex toys, Underwear with tags , , , on March 1, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

Whilst it was not by design, it was inevitable that as soon as I moved into the spare bedroom, nearly 3 months ago, I would make the most of being able to could jerk off as often as I wanted. When I was sleeping in Our celibate bed, if I wanted a wank when I went to bed, I either had to Continue reading

Time for a clear out

Posted in Fetishwear, Porn, Sex therapy, Sex toys, Underwear with tags on February 20, 2018 by Accidental Masturbator

It’s time for a clear out.

Between the masturbators, anal toys, adult VHS and DVDs, ball stretchers, handcuffs, porn mags, chastity cage, ruberwear, books of vintage porn, pervy ornaments and the now packed-away thong collection … amongst other things … I felt it was time for a clear out.

Partly because Continue reading

Maybe a lift

Posted in Underwear with tags , , , on November 15, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

While I waited to drive the return leg of a Parental Evening Taxis run, I got a call from my Wife.

Her: Would it be convenient for you to pick me up on the way home. I thought I had time to pop into the department store but missed my connecting train.
Me: Yeah, no problem. See you in 25min.

When the after school activity was complete, we detoured to collect Her.

It was only an hour or two later, as I cooked supper, that Continue reading

Sinful Sunday 337: They really are …

Posted in Sinful Sunday, Underwear with tags , , on September 23, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

There are a few more pics in the pipeline for my recent Sinful Sunday not-a-dick-pic theme, but this week I just had to take a quick break. There is a dick in the pic, but bear in mind the dick is not the star of the show, it is merely a member of the supporting cast … if you’ll excuse the pun.

Because don’t you just love it when things turn out to be how you’d hoped?
Like when you look at something on a website, knowing that the photographs have been tweaked just a little to make them look particularly enticing. Yet when they arrive in the post, it turns out the photos hadn’t been touched up much at all.

When I saw the Continue reading

I want … but … butt …

Posted in Underwear with tags , , on September 20, 2017 by Accidental Masturbator

Desire is a terrible thing. Lust is a shackle. Wanting is a burden.
I don’t particularly want a lot – I’m not that sort of person, thouhj a decent sex life is definitwly top of the list – but today’s, what I want is

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